Dumbest Umpire Ever Makes No Sense

Welcome to the greatest reality TV show in the world, Major League Baseball and all of its chaos. Whether you're a diehard, a casual, or don't even know what a baseball is, you're meant to be here to sign for the baseball gods. The Giants continue being as patriotic as possible, winning yet again in the nation's capital, this time in a game that was 2-2 up until the 9th where the game ended 9-5 in 10 innings. The two teams decided to play the craziest 2 innings ever, Giants win. Milwaukee had a field day in Atlanta. You get a home run, you get a home run, you all get a home run. Everyone in the lineup had at least 1 hit, most of the lineup had at least 2 hits. The Brewers scored as many runs in Atlanta as the girl who Pete Rose was with back in the early 70s, sweeping the Braves who just continued to struggle. After being down 4-0 for a while, the Pirates came all the way back and just when it looked like they were about to get a nice comeback win soft in the blow of the last blown game the night before, they get worse news than a Muslim family finding out their kid is dating a Jew. Going from a potential game-ending double play to a fielder's choice in error that leads to a Padres lead, with them going on to win 7-6, sweeping the Pirates. Man, this team is really scuffling right now. Good thing they have the dude who was so violent with his wife she had to hide in a closet, then proceeded to go on a drunken tirade a few years later in his team's clubhouse and make fun of his teammate who was getting sent down to the minor leagues to help them out. What a guy, Paul Skeens? No, Domingo Hermann is the Jack Sparrow they've been looking for. In today's edition of Say Something Nice about the Rockies, well, it surely doesn't help when you lose 9-1, but Brendan Doyle, the man who drove in the team's only run, has actually had a very respectable season, more than just respectable, he's had a very good year. Good for him, I just hope he's happy. Pete Alonzo went deep twice, and I mean, hey, shoutout to the Mets man, they've been killing it lately for the most part. I still can't decide if I want to believe there's anything more to it than just a nice run because it's hard to take much about anything of the Mets seriously over the last few years, but keep this up and they'll get a star from me. The Reds whooped the Marlins asses clean with just about the same score they won the first game on Monday, but instead, this game went to extra innings. The Reds were up 3-0, the Marlins tied it in the 4th, kept the game tied until the 10th, until letting Miami down harder than when Pippel dropped his remix of Africa. Reds put up the amount of runs as rings LeBron James promised he'd win in Miami, taking 3-4 against the Fish. But here's where things made just about as much sense as Steve Kerr naming his son Nick. Home plate umpire Bill Miller called strike 3 on Eli De La Cruz on a blatant low ball and out of the zone to end the inning. So out comes David Bell, the manager, to talk to him about it in an extremely calm manner, not threatening at all, only to then immediately get thrown out in the most anticlimactic way possible. Now I've heard this for years that it's an automatic ejection for managers who argue balls and strikes, but don't managers come out to argue stuff like that all the time and not get ejected? A lot of the time they do, most of the time they do, but usually when they start screaming at the umpire and just keep going. Bell barely even said a word and got tossed. According to a lot of other incidents, there's no way this is an actual rule enforced 100% of the time, especially if the inning was already over like in this case. It was a completely calm situation, the inning was over, so it's not like Bell was delaying anything, there was zero reason to toss him there. Yet this hard ass is just not wanting to hear it from Bell, so he immediately throws him out, no questions asked. It's beyond insane how much power umpires have and are allowed to have, power they can just abuse all the time even when they're blatantly wrong, which is as often as Taylor Swift flying a private jet onto the city that never sleeps aka the city that's impossible to sleep in considering endless noises of honking, tourists touristing, and Nestor Cortez getting shelled on the mound. Angels teed off, 14 hits, 9 runs, Jazz hit his first Yankees stadium home run and George Steinbrenner had an aneurysm in his grave in the process. Yankees fans were so ashamed of their performance on the field it got to the point they'd rather be seen in a pink clan outfit rather than rooting for this team. The Blue Jays for whatever reason decided to take 2 of 3 from the Orioles, not sure how that happened, but it did. Vladi though is actually low key back to what he was in 2021 when he was runner up to MVP. I and a lot of people have for a while now looked down at him actually, as a player who's been good over the last few years no doubt, an all star caliber player in first baseman but not near what he was when he was MVP runner up. Well now he's actually been kinda hitting like that again. I mean the native Canadian has just been crushing the ball, being one of if not the best hitter in baseball for more than 2 months now. The Rays beat the Cardinals to win that series, Brandon Lau has quietly been really good. The Phillies and D-Bags had a pitching duel going on and seemingly the first good start by Jordan Montgomery in Arizona until it wasn't because it ended up with the Phillies knocking him out and giving him 4 earned runs on 8 hits, 3 walks, Kyle Schwerber put up 2 more hits to stay hot. Then to Seattle for a Mariner Classic, but unlike the last few games where they didn't hit all game until the last pitch when Mitch Hanagar hit his 8th career walk off with the Mariners which is now the most in history. Watch more MLB Chaos if you haven't yet, there's a whole playlist of them. Enjoy and have a great day.