古裝宮廷喜劇《公主歸來》EP04：流落民間的孫靜格格，在阿恩少爺和阿萍小姐的照應下，練就一身武功，回宮後引發種種喜劇和與康熙帝的愛情故事，整部劇詼諧幽默，笑點極多

Ahhh Strange that this man is dead The body is still so soft That's impossible. Oh, what's there to see in a dead person? It is. It is. What a psychopath Mother Why do you keep groping the corpse? Those people say you're crazy Don't make noise Sister, what are you doing? Sister, my mother is dead Why are you touching her? That is. What's there? He's too bold You see oops People are dead, he still No, I'm so scared. I'm scared. Oh, dear. Don't make it too big. He's already dead. Why hasn't it responded yet? Did I mistake the location? God bless. Otherwise, I will lose my hair if I lose my face today. Yaha Thump thump thump thump heavenly spirit The earth spirit and all kinds of immortals appear quickly, appear quickly Save this woman Bring her back to life soon Come back to life Heaven and earth are spirit Heavenly Spirit Earth Spirit Heavenly Spirit Earth Spirit Come on, come on Ah. Oops, what are you doing? strange Ah! Oh, dear. I really opened my eyes, oops. Ah ah empress You are really good How can you be like this? Oops hahaha Really alive hahaha Oops, what a living fairy Fire Sword This is Fire Sword Fire Sword trivial matter trivial matter trivial matter Don't be surprised. Hey guest officer Come on, guest officer, come on, come on, come on This guest officer is coming Let the water boil Boiling water, let it go pardon Wrapping dumplings Wrapping dumplings Fairy sister You saved me today Mother, you are the great benefactor of our family You are not only beautiful So capable Also invite us to eat noodles You are really a living Buddha Oh, this is a trivial matter. Later? If you have any difficulties, just come to me. I'm not bragging. I'm near here. There is a big boxing gym It is. It is. Generally, people who come to the martial arts hall to learn martial arts have to pay tuition fees However, that poor man, I Not only do they not have to pay tuition It's also packed, and it's packed. I'm going I'm going I'm going to Haigen Strait Benefactor, you have helped us a lot. I can't cause you any more trouble. Yes, sister. My mother was right We can't go Hey You decide whether to go or not. Keep the money. Let's go Dear folks Dear guests The store opened today. Please take care of me 20% off today, please. Yes yes yes please please Everyone, go in and have a look Fast forward without saying hello to me Don't give a damn about my dad, grandma's go go go Fucking hurry hurry Chase chase chase chase Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Go your way. Ya ah ah ah Hit the king Do you know that this place is run by my chicken? Come into my place to open a store without saying hello to me Are you impatient? Is it Lord Chicken? I really don't know. Please forgive me. Stop talking nonsense no. Who doesn't know that this place is run by my chicken? I don't know, right? I don't know. Bring me the money. No money, no 100 taels, this store is up to me Bring the money Aren't you robbing? Is there any law here? Robbery law We are the king Hahaha, we are the king's law, hahaha. What are you doing? What are you doing? Let's go Let her go, let her go, daughter Let's go go go Your Empress I'll tell you what! If you don't bring the money within three days Don't receive your daughter in the future Guys, let's go Go go go go go go go go go go go Go go go go go go hurry up Go to the fairy sister for help, go But starting today We also need to get regular We must not let those outside People who are less literate than us I'm flattered Don't you think so? Yeah, that's right. Exactly. You said it so well. Hmm cucumber You said it so well. He Yue We have now opened a boxing gym to do legitimate business Don't shout those names on the rivers and lakes in the past How unsightly to be heard by others How uncultured It doesn't show our cultural accomplishment. Then I won't call you cucumber What do you call you then? Let me see. Winter melon and moon Do you know how pigs die? Uh, I really don't know. How did you die? Big idiot You are a pig Do you know if you call the boss instead? Oh boss Hello boss hum Well, what should we do next? OK Prepare for lecture Well, I guess You should give them a round of applause. That's enough momentum It makes sense to go The winning disciples listen We now give it up with the warmest applause Welcome to our boss. Everyone applauds Hahahahaha Boss, disciples What about below? I'm going to introduce you to the master who taught you boxing Dream master Everyone applauds Hey, oh. Why don't these psychopaths applaud? It's embarrassing to make me drum alone for a long time Hmph! Applause! Ok ok ok ok Well, what about the second one? I want to introduce you to That is. The boxing master I hired from outside with a high salary His name is Sea Dragon Hmm, this guy No Who? OK Aunt Meng Where is Master Hailong? Go find him Is the boss The last thing I want to introduce to you It's your life master Come here. Master Kazuki From now on, all your food and drink will be under his control I like them all. Hahahaha Why are you more popular than me? Necessary looks determine treatment Hum hum hum What about people? Left left left left left left left Left Right right Yeah, right, louder. Left left Left Left right Bring me in, brother Mao Brought you a beautiful woman Come and meet me The girl looks watery Brother Bao, you look good, right? The best in the world It took a lot of effort to get it Not bad not bad Brother Mao was my first choice Cat brother, don't listen to the frog's nonsense This is what I found first I went to a lot of trouble to get it I'll tell you what's wrong. I'll tell you what's wrong. You hit me you hit me You hit you hit me you hit me You two, huh? What do I hate the most? My life What I hate the most is fighting among my own people If you make trouble again, I will kill you This is really my brother I found first Your uncle Do you mind? Let me go My mother was injured by them I have to go back and take care of her Otherwise she will die Oh baby Mother will die Just be obediently my little lady Your mother, I'll let her go Okay? Hmm? No no no no Then there is no way. Take away Take yours Help! Let me go Let go of my sister! Help Hahahahaha Big fish, little fish, come and eat The wife will come to feed you in person Aw, how boring! In addition to feeding fish all day, it is feeding fish I'm getting old There's no one around to talk to I feel more and more that this day is getting boring Madam, you are overthinking it. How many people envy you before it's too late? How about this? Slaves play chess with you OK Uh, yeah. Mrs. Mrs. Hello Let's play chess Playing chess with her is not at the same level at all It doesn't make any sense. Then that that that that that that that The wife wants to play What are you playing? play play play play Play with your head Xiaodou went to get a book for Ai's family Aijia has bad eyes You read it to Ai Jia This Mrs. Tai's last book is here Is your favorite history Remember, slave slave slave slave I'll read it to you. This is a good Hongmen Banquet But goodbye on father-in-law's day Meet Xiang Xiang Wang Zhi Honghong Hongmen Bah your head I dizzy my head Hahahaha Hey, Mrs. Mrs. After Mrs. After Quickly pass on the imperial doctor Come on people Come on, come on imperial doctor royal OK How is the wife? After returning to the emperor's wife, he was in a hurry Cause blood to surge Blocking meridians momentary coma But will wake up soon Don't worry too much Weichen I'm going to fry a few medications for my wife to relieve qi and nourish blood It will be fine after using the wife Ok go go go here Hey, why hasn't the wife woken up yet? So anxious Madam, please wake up soon. We were so worried about you. Mrs. Tai woke up later After Mrs. OK Why is it only you? Ah, the Queen Mother heard that you were sick And here we are. Oh, why are you so long-winded? I don't want to be with you Bored people play What did you say after the wife? Is this lady confused? OK Where is my little Sun Jing? Why didn't she come? After the wife, Sun Jing, Sun Jing, she is gone What's missing? Uh-huh. Where did she go? You guys make it clear to Ai Jia Where did she go? The wife calms down You are still sick Take care of yourself! Take care after wife Let Ai Jia take care You put my beloved little master I lost it all How can I take care of my family? What the hell is going on? Make it clear to Ai Jia After returning to the wife, it was because because Because the concubine's slave, Mammy Li, offended Jing Gege So what? It's the other way around. Come on, bring this Mammy Li to my family I haven't been so angry in decades I'm going to teach her a good lesson Please calm down after the wife The concubine has already taught her a lesson Humph The wife calms down The grandson promises to find Sun Jing for you. Go go go hurry up If you can't find Xiao Sun Jing, don't come back to see Ai's family Go go go go This Just do it! Gee, I'm so pissed off. I'm pissed off. Can't find my little Sun Jing Just wait to come back to hell Where have you been? Respect the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor, no, no Don't leave my emperor, don't drink it Don't leave my emperor Don't leave me Emperor oops Mr. Lee Emperor brother It's good that you're here. Emperor, Emperor, Emperor, Emperor, it's good that you are here Emperor emperor brother Why are you drinking like this? Why did the emperor drink so much wine? Oh, Your Majesty, stop mentioning wine Brother Jing is gone The emperor's soul is gone The slave is bringing me wine I'm going to have a good drink today Come on, oops. Mr. Lee Look at this situation, there is no way to clean up You and the princess must persuade the emperor well Ouch, don't drink this wine Emperor come Let's not get drunk today Emperor, drink Your Majesty, Your Majesty, don't drink anymore, Your Majesty Don't drink anymore Dragon body is important Emperor, it's getting late Go back and rest Yes, brother emperor You must cherish it. You still want to live Help me get married Uh-huh. Ah yes I have to live Helping my sister get married So say so Xiangyang, are you willing to marry to Yunnan? Marry a ghost To marry yourself People are kind to comfort you Looks like a waste of effort Let's go, princess, you're all gone Princess All gone Princess Emperor Li Shizi Li Shizi, don't go Emperor Emperor I can't take it anymore I'm going to go crazy if this goes on I can't take it anymore I feel unwell today Da Meng Eunuch Wu chrysanthemum prepares for me I want to leave the palace This OK What's wrong, Xiang Yang? What are you unhappy about? It's not because of you and me What's wrong with me? You know that the emperor's brother once issued an edict Let me marry Wu Sangui's son Luckily I'm quick Forced to death Only then did the emperor brother temporarily dispel this idea Now Wu Sangui, the old Wang Ba, has written again to urge marriage I am afraid that the emperor's brother will force me to marry for the sake of Jiangshan Sheji Then I'll have no choice but to die Xiang Yang, don't worry. If you die I, Li Letong, will not live alone Stupid what is dead You are not allowed to talk like that again People will be distressed Do you know Why is the emperor's brother wearing casual clothes? Let's go and see Let's go Oh, brother emperor, oh Emperor Xiangyang So anxious Where are you going? Uh oh uh uh What are you doing here? I asked first Please answer me first. Ah. I have something urgent to do this time If the wife and the queen mother ask Help me round Oh, hey, hey, hey. No problem, emperor brother We've always been brothers You don't need to say this little thing. Wrap it up on Xiangyang? I knew Xiangyang was the best. Wait until I come back I will reward you greatly. Yeah, but What's wrong with you? Emperor brother You see, we've always been brothers The marriage thing That's not negotiable. Then the queen mother and the queen mother asked about the emperor's brother I don't care. Keep your voice down OK Okay, okay, have something to discuss? Uh, do what you say drive You are a rat drive Can read Sir? Where has the emperor gone? The emperor has a decree Dragon body is unsafe Avoid the love of the court Leave it if you have it Retreat without capital Oh, why is this happening again? What do you do? A country cannot live without a ruler for a day Lord Gao, the emperor didn't go to court again I haven't been to court for a few days Well, there is something Strange. I think we should go see the wife Let her old man decide Very tall sir Please, please. Let's go! Let's go together Mr. Liu, please Oh emperor All the way. Why haven't I heard from Sun Jing? Your Majesty, don't worry Jing Gege, they can't go far Uh oh Hope so. Is Laibin Town ahead? Ah, that's right. Let's stay overnight Hurry up tomorrow This slave knows drive Guest officer please Guest officer please guest officer Excuse me, do you hit the tip? Still living in a store? I want 3 of the best rooms in the hotel. Okay. Come with me, please! Hey Guest officer please Hey Hey Sir, please go upstairs. How weird are people here? Since entering the city I didn't see a few happy ones All elongated faces Hmm weird Four fairy sisters Fairy sister Help! Seven fairy sisters, fairy sisters Fairy sister Help, everyone, get organized My sister. My sister was taken by the bad guys. Hey, weren't you Hagen who sold himself to save the mother last time? What the hell is going on? My sister, my sister was taken by bad guys. Captured What's the matter, sister? Hagen said His sister was taken by the bad guys. What? Sister fairy, help! My sister, she was taken. outrageous So pathetic Others bully them I'm pissed off. Brothers, stop practicing Come with me and get his sister back Hey Thank you, wait for me. The people in this small town Looks like I had a good time I left home these days I miss home very much I don't know if there is anything big at home. Wait for me to deal with it. Sir, look Now the country is peaceful and safe. People well-fed Big things won't happen The important thing for us now is to quickly recruit the lady home What a family reunion! But then again She said go No love at all So I was wondering. Am I being sentimental? Ha ha. Sir, you think too much The slaves all thought that although the young lady was usually careless But deep down, there's a bond. You all think so? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charming real machine Is something wrong over there? Go over and have a look. Is to go and have a look Oops oops Too bad this is Be quiet and watch out for the caterpillars to hear You're going to be out of luck too Eunuch Wu will quickly send this person to the hospital By the way, find out who is so bold Lawlessness is here Go! Yes To take you to the hospital It is. It is. She's going to suffer too Just go. Otherwise, everyone will suffer sooner or later. Go go go go go go Is Hagen here? What are you doing? Tell you We're here to ask for someone today Hurry up and get the girl Haixia you caught today. Let it out Otherwise, I'm welcome. Oops oops Ouch hum Yo went to the rescue troops Come on, I'm waiting for you here Who's afraid of who? Ouch. police Who is so bold Blind dog eyes How dare you make trouble in Uncle Mao's house Cut the crap Let me know who you caught today. Hey! This little girl Ouch young Still a bit pretty We might as well You just obediently surrender We will spare your life So you can have a good time Let the jokes come Hey, this little girl is young. I'm not that angry Brothers, when you fight later Hit me to death But watch this face. Keep this face. Good girl If you want to fight nonsense, fight it Don't be so verbose I'm long-winded, I tell you You dare to disturb me when I'm long-winded Be careful I don't give you face How dare I not dare you How dare you hit me? Dare to hit me, why don't I dare to hit you? How dare you hit me? Why don't I dare hit you? You bastard I dare to hit you. How dare you hit me? Hey, are you still fighting? I'm not here to watch the fun Shut up! Tell me to shut up I beat you to shut up Ouch. Up up up up Hit, hit Humph Hi. Come on, come on, come on. Ouch, why did you bump into me? Why did you hit me? You hit me. You hit me first What are you doing? Do you have medicine? Nope. Oops right fun Do you want to be kind? Ouch oops Whoops you idiots Give it to me Hit, hit, hit Oops, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ahhh Ahhhh Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hit hit hit Hurry up and call me Come on. Yaheya I beat so many of them by myself Losing is winning Win is win I'm not running Yeah. Ah! Wow, come on, come on. Be careful hahahahaha Stop often hang out in rivers and lakes How can you not be beaten? Sister Heyuan, let's evacuate Ha ha. Your boss has run away Ha ha ha ha. I see you are still smiling Go quickly Go quickly Don't oops enter Come on in. Master, you have been upset these days The servant has prepared high-quality chrysanthemum tea for you Go to the fire for you. Go go go chrysanthemum What time is it now? What are you messing with? What chrysanthemum tea to make? Go go put it down Master, the slave has already found out what happened just now Say it, say it So what about this Laibin town? There's a bully named Caterpillar I heard from the people that this person Do no good Do bad things Small enough to steal chickens and dogs Big enough to kill and set fire Just now uh The vendor on the street It's because of defaulting on protection fees So he was beaten by his men with half his life left It's the other way around. What about the official here? What about the prefect? Doesn't he care? Is there no law here? Oh master, don't mention it The new governor here All were beaten away Listen to the people As long as you don't cooperate with them They beat them away That's why. Several prefects have changed here in just a few years Now this prefect hides at home every day I dare not go to the yamen Grow flowers and walk birds at home every day No wonder people here frown every day It turned out that he was bullied by that bully Not a good day Ok ok Then I want to see He is the prefect How did you do it under my nose? Eunuch Wu is fierce Let's go to meet this magistrate What about me? You chrysanthemum Just drink your chrysanthemum tea Let's go! You're not taking me Queen Mother, Queen Mother Something big happened What's the matter? It's so unruly as you get older I just heard from the little eunuch of Qianqing Palace The emperor has not been in court for several days in a row Make Manchu Wenwu lose his soul Now they all went to the wife's back to ask for orders Oh, dear. Oh, no. The emperor must have slipped out of the palace without permission Went to find that nervous grid Ahhhhh Auntie, are you going to call the shots for me? Oops okay What else are you playing with me? I will never stand idly by I usually say It is not okay for the wife to spoil the emperor too much It was this time that such a big thing happened. Humph I'd like to see it too How did her old man explain to the important ministers? Auntie, you are so right. Us? Go to the Empress Dowager now and have a look Hmm go Report report report report Mrs. Queen Mother No no no no Great ministers, the morning and morning of the bees Yishouyuan rushed over How come? After the wife, the adults will have a collective audience Bring them in. Yes Little beans are in Mrs. Mrs. She she they Come on, come on. Oh, I see. After the minister meets his wife Empress Dowager auspicious Public Aiqing flat body Mrs. Xie What happened today? Why are you all here all of a sudden? The morning after the wife The emperor did not show up I only heard the little eunuch say that the emperor's dragon body is unsafe The minister and others are thinking about this matter, which is no child's play Ask the wife to call the shots Such a thing What's the matter with not going to court? What about the emperor? Who knows? Your Majesty, where is he now? I don't know what to say After the wife, this matter depends on the slave Princess Xiangyang may know a thing or two Hmm, little beans You immediately go and call Xiangyang to the Ai family for questioning This Please don't panic Although the emperor is stubborn But it will never be just the safety of the country and the country All Aiqing might as well go back and rest first Wait for the family to investigate this matter thoroughly Let me write back to you all. Uh, this minister is waiting to retire Go, go. Ahhh Boss, didn't you say that you are a hero and can't run away? Why are you running faster than a rabbit? He Yue, I'm going to be pissed off by you I beat so many of them by myself Can I not run? Sister Xian, you are amazing No one is as good as you Can you teach me your martial arts? I want to be the best in martial arts like you Hagen, I didn't expect you to talk so well However, although my martial arts are good But the number one in the world is not yet called If you are willing to learn kung fu I can teach you too Great. But we didn't save my sister this time. What do you do? Don't worry, we'll go back and gather people now I still have two masters Their kung fu is the best in the world Let's go back and move the rescuers Good to go Hey, how is the fairy sister? What's wrong with Jing'er? She what? Did she just get into a fight? Fight again See how I go back What to clean you up Okay, okay. Help in first Go go go go Hurry up and help in Slow down and be careful Come on, come on, slow down, keep up Big brother big brother big brother Go away go away go go go Boss, the bench is here Listen to me Someone made trouble at my boss Mao's house last night Today I am on the order of Boss Mao I want to take these bastards back and charge them If someone in the know does not report it Don't let me catch you I'm sure you'll die without a burial Report Foundation This place has been searched as you ordered No trace of the troublemakers has been found for the time being OK Let's search the other side Come with me. Yes. Go go go go go Ouch. Hahahaha Oh my brother Hahahaha I can't live these days, my brother Oh, stop arguing, stop arguing Ah! What did the doctor say? The doctor said Can't die But you have to rest for a few days Damn it It's all your fault, it's all your fault for making trouble yesterday Or I'll beat them to pieces Unworthy It wasn't you who got in the way yesterday It's all your fault How can I let them fight it out? It's all your fault Blame you, blame you It's your fault. It's all your fault, it's all your fault, it's all your fault It's all your fault It's all your fault, stop arguing Ah, don't be noisy, don't be noisy, don't be noisy You quarrel when you see each other all day Noisy when we meet noisy noisy noisy noisy Noise again and I'll sew your mouths up It's all your fault, it's all your fault, it's all your fault Look at your dead face, weird girl Is there any news from Tianji? Did you find it? Nope. Report cat brother Lord Chicken hasn't found that little girl yet girl Where did it come from? How dare the girl come to me to make trouble It looks like the one we caught last time. About the girl named Haixia Yes, yes, the boss is her. I can't even handle a girl How can I hang around here in the future? Let's go Right Follow me to find her Ouch, oops, ahhh. Tap tap tap tap Aunt Meng Now I know it hurts. Why don't you know it hurts when you fight? Where did you think so much at that time? Yes, Aunt Meng I don't think she's that badly injured, is she? How did you wrap her up like this? Is it serious? What's the package like? I'll get a mirror for you to see See for yourself? How did it happen? Aunt Meng, am I disfigured? You save me I don't want to be disfigured. Oops, almost Who told you to go out and fight if you have nothing to do? Disfigurement is just a matter of time Ahaha Ah, I was wrong. Aunt Meng, save me I don't want to be disfigured. How can I go out to meet people after I am disfigured? Yes, Aunt Meng If the cucumber is really disfigured Who else will learn boxing in our martial arts hall in the future? Scared to death Uh-huh. Dream I don't think it's that serious. Hey! Ah!