Tyrus: This lady likes to shoot in her birthday suit

It's coming your way, hey, hey, it's Video of the Day! No one stands a chance fighting a lady without pants. Our Video of the Day comes to us from Venice Beach, California, where a public brawl was filmed between two women, one naked and just absolutely fit, and the other wielding a spiked club. Now, I don't know much about fights, but luckily I know a guy who does, which means it's time for Thursday Night Fights with Tyrus. Tyrus, take it away. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this fight going. Let's bring it up here. I'm just looking at myself. Let's go, Tech. All right, in her birthday suit is the way she likes to shoot, all alone. Look at that. Brought a foreign object into the thing. It's now becoming something of a sword fight, whereas this point, the naked woman realizes that the other lady's on crack, too. Her complete body has changed, her confidence ... Oh, she got a shot in there. It's really unfair. She's using her ... Oh, mistake made. She has the stick. She now has the sword, and ... Oh, innocent bystander. He's not the one. Mark it. You got it. Here she comes. She has a sword, and at this moment, she realized, you killed my crack pipe. You're prepared to die. My name is Crackhead. I'm here for my crack pipe. You're prepared to die. She's victorious. She's now double-fisted with swords, with swords, the kind you fight with, and her ... Oh, they're back, because we ran out of time, and it's a rematch, right in here. She dominated. She did the thing. Listen, if you're bad enough to fight naked with someone with a weapon, you get the game ball of the day. You get the game ball of the show today, which is not a crack ball, just for the record. Kat, I have to point out the obvious. That one time, you think you can save her. I want to save her. I also want to unblur that whole thing. I'm not afraid to say that I want the original copy. I bet that's like a top search thing right now. Yes. Fight, naked fight, unblur. What happened? Look, I want the prequel. She's a progressive. Well, I just want to know how your day starts, or you end up there for lunch. You know what I mean? Like this. I don't think you were in a WeWork responding to emails. I want to know how it started, and look at her point on those toes, too. She had some training in dance, but it didn't work out the way she wanted it, I don't think, either. I want to know what happened before, after. I don't know enough. I don't know enough, either, and I want to know more. Michelle, you are a veteran sportscaster. You should also agree with me, this woman is in the best shape of any crazy person I've ever seen. Could she have been an athlete that got dosed? It's possible. You know, I actually did the post-game interview with her, and I said, what happened? And she said, I was high, so she was hanging out with Hunter Biden. What I want to know is where the other woman got that stick, and what is sticking out? They're palm trees. Well, is that a mini-palm tree? It's Venice Beach. Well, I know it's Venice. Anyway, she is quite athletic. I must say, I'm envious of her physique, the one on the left there. Yes. Yeah, the blurred one. They're both blurred. But this is, I've seen a lot of crazy things in Venice Beach. This may be the craziest. Venice Beach used to be a place where you could bring your family. Not anymore. I will not take my family there, no. Not at all. No, I just go there by myself. By yourself. The fact that you guys didn't know that coming. Joe, what's your analysis here? I think Venice Beach might be somewhere I go to start a family, because she looks pretty good. Of the two you want to see naked, we definitely got hooked up with the right one. Yes. What I thought was wild was, she disarms her, and then people are just tossing in other gladiator. I'm waiting for, where's the shield with the net, and the trident, and all that stuff. So they don't mess around in Venice Beach when they're fighting. But this is a good technique. Whenever someone says to me, you want to step outside, I just start getting undressed, and then they say, go ahead. No, no, no. Hey, that is Spud, little wrestler guy. He's about your height, Greg. I was going to beat him up one day. I'm always picking on him. He said, all right, let's fight. He started taking his clothes off. I was like, what the hell are you doing? He's like, I fight naked. I said, you win. It's interesting though, to your point, Michelle, who lived in Venice Beach for a while, Hunter Biden. He rented a house there. He must have stayed at the same house. Exactly. They had the same staff. Usually to see a fight like that, you have to ride the D train. That's a subway. It's not a euphemism. All right. Sorry. I apologize for that, Joe. Don't apologize. That was good. We have to move on, I think. Up next, he won a race in the pool, then lost over a dumb rule. 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