10 Things that Asians Do that Westerners NEVER Understand

y welcome back we The Three Musketeers and today we're going to talk about weird things that Asians do that westerners don't understand and we have a special guest let's do it hey Sam uh you ready to go for that picnic it looks a little bright and hot outside my Asian skin doesn't really take that sorry dude I mean that's exactly what a picnic is you go out when it's hot and no okay dude I know let's go at night like after midnight to picnic oh that's a little sketchy but sure let's try it okay you know what we can go now I just need my gear like my umbrella run so Sam I thought this was actually like just a joke that Asians are afraid of the Sun but then I saw a picture of someone with a face Keeny face Keeny yeah that's the word is this real Asians are vampires when it comes to Sun people consider being more pale or white be beautiful especially girls that's why theyy Beauty standard yeah Beauty standard there we go well we we're like good with tan right darker the better opposite uh yeah Sam so the bus is going to be a little late we got to find a place to sit down and just uh wait an hour or something what do you mean find a place we got to sit right here Asian [Music] squat hey Sam uh we got to find a place to sit and eat this but I just got it from the the food truck over there we're going to find a place dude Asian squat [Music] uh hey Sam uh could you just wait on this bench just you know sit on it I know you like squatting but just uh yeah this should be fine yeah thanks I'll be right back this so [Music] dirty so Sam what is this Asian squat I keep hearing about it doesn't make sense to be honest with you I don't do it I've seen my dad do it and and a lot of older guys do it I've seen that actually like in the most random places like waiting in line like everyone's used and then there's like a gap and you look and there's just a dude squatting I'm like what is going on he didn't squat so John welcome to the Asian supermarket yeah let's get some protein actually where's the Steak section do they have hot dogs uh no I was thinking more about like pig ears chicken feet intestines maybe some like uh you know all the nasty stuff that Asians like to eat I'm going to need some milk we don't have milk here we have durian what durian juice do you want that what's a durian oh come here I'll show you what Duran all right cool so I have a really funny story about chicken feet I know we went to the supermarket just now I went to a dim some place with my mom and my brother we didn't know it was dim some and then they tried to bring us stuff and we're like we can't eat this we don't even know what this is and like oh don't worry we have chicken fingers and I'm like oh thank goodness chicken fingers something we can eat so they bring it and it's lit literally chicken fingers I don't we just got got fried rice after that and just got out of there oh hey Sam uh ready for lunch I got enough for both of us it's your favorite I'm not going to eat I'm just going to take a nap I need a really really good are you sure dude this is this is a Kentucky Fried Chicken I eat with my brain nap time all right why do Asians sleep during lunch hour so I know in Asian schools the kids they have a mandatory sleep time in the afternoons apparently you sleep in the afternoon too when I was six oh okay yeah nap time nap time uh yeah let me get the waiter so we can get the check no no no no John this is a Chinese restaurant this is how you get the waiter where who you at who you at who you at who at is this happening oh thank you so much Joseph you've been a wonderful waiter John no one thinks they're a waiter in Chinese restaurants they just [Music] say oh it was so good oh man I got to leave him a big tip for this one wait John what are you doing I'm giving them money this is the Chinese restaurant keep this to yourself man gosh no one tips here let's go oh really put the money away put the money away all right is etiquette at a Chinese restaurant just like non-existent or is it just different I can just say like I personally don't do that so and that the are but I've seen it done I think at a Chinese restaurant it's more like No Nonsense all business get the food there business just like the money counting yeah John why you so fat now H how you going to find wife H you so fat um go run okay I'm so fat now Asian aunties are very like straight up like you're F you're ugly they just tell you straight up that's true they don't pull their punches [Music] oh Paris this is so beautiful look at that statue oh and there's a place that a bakery let's go get a bagette I need to find the closest Chinatown for some fried rice [Music] Sam so beautiful Michelangelo and pizza dude we got to get some pizza and then maybe some anti pasta uh you think they have a Korea Town here maybe some scallion sure oh my gosh Mexico City dude let's get some street tacos street tacos make you have Dara I've had the experience already let's go find some sushi what you have no sense of adventure Sam let's go do something cool is that a thing like do Chinese people just order Chinese food when they travel the world when I travel the world I always look for the China toown eat Chinese food and I also do eat the um the food at the place but I do a little bit of both is it is it Nostalgia or is is it just like it's more trust it they like their food better than all other Foods oh so it's superiority all right fair enough it's okay actually Chinese food is delicious I can understand I also like going to Chinese restaurants in other countries so oh man that was a tough game go yeah dude we almost lost but we always win you got some Gatorade here let me have some of that uh no dude this is hot tea you want some this is good for your body after hard workout what are you serious yeah hot is good for when you're a sweater and stuff it'll definitely make you sweat why the hot water so in Chinese medicine it's hot water is good for your body so even when it's hot outside people like to drink hot water oh cold is bad yeah so it's just like hot water all the time it's like hot water equals water lukewarm to hot water and and cold water equals pain and death yes got it so you stop the cold water stuff okay I'll try good meal guys here's your check I'll take care of this no I'll take care no no no you got last time I'll take care I'll take goodal I'll take him I said take care I'm going to go to the bathroom John get out of here take my car no no no no I'll take it give me give me yeah that fight was pretty intense I had to go take a break yeah Asians actually do get pretty tense over the bill because it's seen as like for their face right like if I pay for the bill then I have more face but I guess for you guys it's not like that I mean my parents you know generation maybe but modern days whatever not a big deal split it yeah splitting I think that's more like equal equality we're all about that okay cool so John how's your life uh it's good it's good yeah how about you well my life is like a river it flows and sometimes it drops and sometimes it turns and it flows again so you mean it's it's good no no no what I mean is good and bad it has its highs and its lows so sometimes it's in the middle uh that's a little too deep for me I'm a little out of my league I'm going to go maybe get us some more teeth yeah Sam I don't even know if you knew what you were talking about there yeah I didn't know what I was talking about I was just like beating like this with the but okay so I even find it hard to talk to some fres people when they're trying to be roundabout that's true yeah I mean it's a thing maybe the context is not appropriate I like the Poetry of it awesome so John that's it for the skits thank you so much for joining us high five nope I'm Asian I don't do that hey but seriously thanks for coming to no dude it was my pleasure thank you guys for enduring me you know maybe I'll be on here again sometime soon take all this with uh green of salt cuz not all them is true it's just what we think that's true all right guys thanks for watching and let us know do you guys notice these cultural differences in your daily lives and join our exclusive membership where we have behind the scenes our Three Musketeers tro and make sure to check our other video that about the weird things that Western zoo that Asians don't understand yeah there you go okay see you guys next time next time okay next I don't want to do that so and make sure to check the videos that West about the video