Tucker Carlson speech in the Oilers arena in Edmonton.

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The English-speaking world is reaching its limit. Our speech in the Oilers arena in Edmonton.
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I went platinum seven times
And still they ill and want to see us rise
I guess because the only God knows why
Why, why, why
This is wild.
Thank you.
Oh, I love it.
Thank you for having me.
I've never spoken in a cooler place in my life.
I cannot believe I'm in a hockey arena
in Edmonton, Canada in January.
This is just, this is the coolest.
My friend Theo Fleury is here
which kind of adds to the authenticity of it.
Go Theo Fleury.
Thank you.
I am thrilled to be here.
Alberta, that's exactly right.
Al-freaking-berta, as we call it.
I was so excited to be here
that I actually called the CBC
and I said I'm in town, which they were aware of
and I'd love to talk to you.
I'd love to talk to as many Canadians as possible
and we talked to a very nice guy.
I think he's new there.
And he's like, sure.
And we call back and they actually,
we were speaking in Calgary earlier
and they had a CBC guy there
and I said, look, I would love to talk to the CBC.
I'll answer any question you like
and I dare you to put it on TV.
No.
And I wasn't just outraged
because there's a media, state media organization
that's totally opposed to free speech
which is a little weird since the media
should be the defenders of the things that
make their careers possible.
But it also offended me personally
because I feel like I have some ownership
of the CBC, not because I'm a Canadian taxpayer
but because I am secretly
and I never reveal this part Canadian.
And I am. I am.
And I wouldn't say this, honestly,
to an audience in Los Angeles
or New York or Denver
because I don't want to be singled out
or treated differently.
But it's actually true.
My dad's family is from Nova Scotia.
And actually, we had a place in Nova Scotia
my whole life
until a few years ago when we sold it
to a guy called Gerald Cotton
who mysteriously died, sort of,
of colitis in India
with the keys to like a billion dollars in Bitcoin.
And the New York Times called me and suggested
that I was in on his Bitcoin scam
which, for the record, I'm not.
But anyway, I have ties to this country
and I spent a lot of my life coming here
and I just love it.
And that's why I'm here.
And...
I mean that.
And I like Canada because I understand
what Canada is
and it's not...
Oh, I'm not attacking Toronto
if I'm pronouncing it correctly.
By the way, I mispronounce all Canadian names
just to infuriate people
and see if I can make them laugh
but they never do.
I'm an Alberta, Calgary, Ottawa
in Canada.
And no one ever...
Thank you for laughing.
I love that.
Everyone accuses the Canadians of being humorless.
They're just too polite to laugh in public.
But thank you.
And I called it Ottawa many, many times
and I would get these outraged.
You don't even know enough about our country
to pronounce the name correctly.
And, of course, it was intentional
until I received a very sincere email
from an Ojibwa First Nations leader
who said, actually, it's called Ottawa.
And...
They've been mispronouncing it all these years.
I'm not making that up.
And if you have any Ojibwa friends,
ask them.
Yeah, it's Ottawa.
So your creepy prime minister
can put on the costumes of other cultures
but he doesn't really understand them.
But I'll be honest.
There are two things that I like about Canada
and both are totally sincere.
This is not a pander.
One, I like the physical country.
I think it's the prettiest country in the world.
And I mean that.
And I've been all over it.
And no one in Canada talks about it, actually.
You know, they talk about cool things about Canada
but they never mention the fact
that it's prettier than Switzerland.
And it's the second biggest country in the world.
And there are only 40 million people in it.
And I think that's the greatest...
I think that's the greatest ratio I can imagine.
And I hear your friends in Ottawa saying,
we've got to make this country as packed as Bangladesh
because, you know,
a crowded country is a happy country.
And I think to myself,
you're really sick, actually.
I've been in places in Labrador and northern Quebec
that I'm not sure another human being has ever been to.
You know, your mountain's not far from here.
You go there and there's like not another person around.
Just you and what God made.
And it's just the most inspiring, edifying experience.
And I...
If I were Prime Minister of Canada, I would mandate...
I would.
I would take some public lands
and I would allocate them to the entire 40 million
who live here and I would say,
everybody gets six acres.
And I command that you spend at least a week there.
I mean it.
And get out of your little cube with your food delivery
and your weed and your stupid internet service
and go sit in the dirt in God's most beautiful country
and enjoy it.
And then you'll understand what Canada is.
I mean it.
And go catch a trout.
And you don't have to kill it, but catch it.
And see the kind of fish or a walleye.
You don't have to go shoot a moose, though you can.
But you should know the country that you live in.
And you shouldn't just be clustered near the border
of like Detroit.
What?
Spread out a little.
And people who have a little bit of contact
with the natural world and the animals that live in it
are a little bit clearer thinking, I have to say.
And I met a bunch of them tonight in the photo line.
And you could just feel the vibe coming off them.
These are people who are taking the long view on life
because they know what it is, you know?
And they know how precious it is
and they know how little control they have.
Because when you farm, you really don't have control.
And I don't care how many agronomy degrees you have
or how clever you are in your planning.
In the end, you don't control the weather.
Despite, you know, the really fierce attempts
of the U.S. government to control the weather, they don't.
And neither does Justin Trudeau.
He doesn't because he's not God.
I don't want to blow his mind or anything.
And when you realize that you're not God,
you have hit upon the root of all wisdom.
I am not God.
All goodness flows from that realization.
If you don't reach that conclusion,
then in the end, you find yourself
very tempted to commit genocide.
Because it's true.
And everyone who has has reached the conclusion,
the same conclusion, I am God.
So let's just start there.
So anyway, I love this country.
And I admire its natural resources.
And I think you could have one of the greatest economies
in the world with a population of 40 million
and some of the deepest energy reserves in the world
and mineral deposits in the world.
And I've been to a lot of your extraction sites,
I'm just saying.
And extraction's an ugly business by its nature,
but Canadians, true to form, have really done their best
to make it as tidy and respectful as they can.
And I've seen it.
I've seen it firsthand.
You've never seen more conscientious energy extraction
than in Canada.
They like apologize for taking it out.
It's great.
So I love that.
And the other thing I love about Canada are the people.
And I love the thing that other people mock Canadians for,
which is their politeness.
Their sort of Anglo commitment to never offending you
no matter what, no matter how much they hate you.
Even the CBC today, they were sort of apologizing
for calling me a Nazi, like,
well, we'd love to have you on,
but we have to have another meeting
and gotta do another segment on intersectionality.
And obviously, they know that I'm a racist
because I don't believe in climate change
and I'm not trans, because that makes sense.
And that's the sum total of their entire programming schedule.
Flip onto the CBC.
By the way, oh, in breaking news today, you're a racist.
Eh?
Yeah.
So obviously, they're loathsome and bent on my destruction,
but they're very polite about it, which I appreciate.
I do, because I believe in,
oh, there's Theofori right there.
Without my glasses, I see him.
And I appreciate that.
I do appreciate that.
And I strive to be a politer person, and I'm not always,
and I obviously can offend people and use profanity,
but in my heart, as an Anglo, honestly,
I really strive to be polite.
And you all pull it off in a way
that's just remarkable and admirable,
and thank you for that,
for adding to the sum total of civility in the world.
But...
Thank you.
But here's my concern.
And it's part of a larger concern
that people's best qualities are leveraged against them.
And that what unscrupulous people in power do,
if they're smart,
is they don't dispatch an army of young men
in tight uniforms to goose step through your town,
because it's a little bit too obvious.
You've seen that movie.
And you sort of know what happens next.
You take up arms, you form a resistance,
you drive the people out, and freedom returns, right?
You guys have seen that movie.
It's been done about 50,000 times.
And, oh, if only that's what we were facing,
because that is straightforward.
That's the kind of masculine expression of fascism.
But the West is now facing a far slyer opponent,
which is the feminine expression of fascism.
The Chrystia Freeland version of fascism.
Yes.
And I know a lot about this,
because I knew Chrystia Freeland when she, you know,
was a journalist at the Financial Times,
whose name shall forever live in infamy for employing her.
And I remember even then thinking,
this woman is not bright at all.
But, boy, does she have high self-esteem.
I don't think I've ever even seen it.
I don't know what the self-esteem measurement scale is,
the Richter scale.
But her self-esteem was literally unassailable.
It was bomb-proof.
If a nuclear bomb dropped on your town,
you could hide beneath Chrystia Freeland's self-esteem
and live.
There was, like, nothing you could do to shake it.
Nothing.
No amount of evidence of her stupidity
and wrong decisions and idiotic views
could dissuade her from the core belief
that she was awesome and you were not.
And I kind of stood back in admiration.
So I guess I shouldn't be totally shocked
that she's helping to run and destroy your country.
But she's doing it in her signature way.
She's not getting on the CBC, her media outlet,
which, like almost all outlets
in this wonderful oppressed country,
is run by the government.
It's all state media.
It's Albania, 1985.
And I'm sure we have people
whose families were refugees from Albania.
Welcome.
And you know what I'm talking about.
But at least you could say
of the Albanian leader in 1985, Enver Hoxha,
that when he went full fascist,
he just, like, didn't mince words.
Shut up and obey or we'll shoot you.
Chrystia Freeland is wise enough, clever enough,
in her serpent-like way,
to make it all about your protection and safety.
All about your protection and safety.
No, we're just trying to help you.
That's why you're in shackles.
You're being arrested right now for your safety.
Oh, it's for the common good.
Don't worry, you'll understand.
I always want to say,
Mrs. Freeland, can I go to the bathroom?
No. No, you can't.
And you can just imagine her taking great glee
as your fourth-grade self wet his pants in class
as Mrs. Freeland refuses to let you go to the bathroom.
So that's kind of more diabolical
than what we've seen in previous generations,
and it's much more effective
in a committedly polite country like Canada
because you don't know that it's happening.
And because a demagogue like that,
or your completely bizarre cross-dressing prime minister,
it's true, prime minister blackface.
I didn't wear a blackface, he did.
Three times, thank you.
Three times, and I want to thank you
for your commitment to the facts.
The prime minister, right, the prime minister,
their attack on your rights,
which is an attack on you and your children,
is cloaked in the language of therapy,
self-help, and compassion.
You're doing this for the common good.
Don't you care about the elderly?
And of course, being a decent person,
you care very deeply about the elderly
and the weakest in your society, of course.
So what you don't realize is you shuffle off
to abandon another God-given right
to a totalitarian government
is that this is not being done
on behalf of a marginalized group
or the weakest among us or the elderly.
They hijack the language of the gospel
to crush the gospel.
That's exactly what they're doing.
And it's hard to sort of see this
when you're right in the middle of it.
If you ever had a friend who was married
to an alcoholic and gets divorced,
and everyone comes up and is like,
wow, your spouse was a raging drunk.
And oftentimes, the spouse didn't really know.
If you live with someone whose behavior
is completely off the chain,
sometimes you're not aware of it
because you're too close to it.
So let me just tell you from my perspective
as a foreigner, a semi-foreigner,
with some Canadian blood in my veins,
what I'm seeing.
And here are the markers for the malice
that undergirds these expressions
of false compassion.
We're just trying to help.
Really, they're trying to help?
How does it help you or your family
when the government of British Columbia
gives fentanyl to your children
without your knowledge?
That is literally happening right now.
And it's been stopped by the premier here,
who's not giving fentanyl to children.
Amen, bravo.
Hard to believe you even have to say that.
But it is happening right down the road,
right over the mountains in British Columbia.
What is that?
It's not an expression of compassion.
Fentanyl is the number one killer
of people under 40 in the United States.
Number one.
There's no safe dosage of fentanyl.
It's a poison.
Manufactured in Mexico with Chinese precursors,
designed to kill people, and it does.
And so to hand that to children
without their parents' knowledge is what?
An attempt to kill your children.
What else could it be?
That's not compassion.
There's no other way to read that.
And I just fear if you're in the middle
of a society that says that's okay
or it's on the spectrum of okay,
it's something that we should consider,
you may lose sight of the fact
that that's not only completely unacceptable,
it's a declaration of war against you and your children.
People who are trying to kill your children
are not your friend.
They're your sworn blood enemy.
Is there another way to interpret that?
Am I being crazy?
I don't think that I am.
And in less developed countries,
this would be very obvious.
Go try that in Burkina Faso.
I'm serious.
Show up in Ouagadougou next week
with a briefcase full of fentanyl
and say I'm going to pass this out
to the neighborhood kids,
but I'm not going to tell the parents.
Those would be your last words.
You would be ripped apart.
You're coming to kill my children?
No.
They don't even have electricity
in parts of Burkina Faso,
but they have a gut-level sense
that your primary duty on this earth
is to protect your children.
If you can't protect your children,
and not even spiritually
or intellectually,
just physically,
then who are you?
You're a husk.
You're a shameful husk.
That's what you are.
There's no greater dereliction.
There's no worse abandonment
than leaving your children to be harmed
in the hands of others.
So, obviously,
try that in Eastern Europe.
Even Eastern Europe,
which does have electricity.
And by the way,
no homelessness or graffiti
or public drug use.
How are they pulling that off?
Amazing.
I guess Bucharest, Romania
is a lot more advanced
than New York City now
because they won't put up with it.
And they won't put up with attacks
on their own children
because they haven't been socialized
to the point
where they've lost their souls.
That's the truth.
The MAID program,
which nobody wants to talk about
because nobody,
and again,
this is not an attack.
It's a compliment.
People here,
I'm from a very similar culture,
don't want to talk about things
that make other people uncomfortable.
So what I'd really like
is a Christmas dinner
among the Episcopalians
where there's a lot of
sort of semi-drunk,
sullen silentness.
You know what I mean?
As people kind of
secretly resent each other
but no one can say anything about it.
And apparently,
you know,
at some point,
somebody gets drunk enough
just to say,
I hate you.
Everyone puts their heads down again.
The government of Canada
is killing Canadians.
And not just a few
and not just the terminally ill.
Over 50,000.
50,000.
Any organization
that kills 50,000 people
is a genocidal organization.
Period.
And I don't care
how you dress it up.
That's just a fact.
That's like a bottom line on a chart.
How many people have you killed?
Oh, 50,000.
Oh.
You're not in the good guy category.
Sorry, we can't.
We're going to bring you up
at the Hague actually
where you should be.
And now,
under consideration,
apparently next month
is a plan to expand
the MAID program,
the systematic killing of Canadians,
not all of whom are terminally ill,
many of whom are just sad
because Canadian society
has made them sad.
They're going to expand that to children.
And that's the point
at which you have to say,
I'm sorry.
We're not going to be polite anymore.
You literally can't do that.
And I don't care if someone,
you don't need to be, by the way,
a religious freak
to think it's wrong
for a government
to kill people at scale.
And I don't care.
Choice.
They'll dress it up.
No.
It's not.
It's totally evil
is the truth.
And it's deeply revealing
of who they are
and what they want.
It's deeply revealing.
The standard of living in Canada,
which secretly,
a lot of,
no American would ever tell you this
because no American
ever wants to
think about Canada
or admit that there are things about Canada
that are cooler than the United States,
including Iraqis,
by the way,
which are better.
Sorry.
But one of the things
Canada always had
was this incredibly robust
middle class.
It didn't have
those super jagged wealth distributions
that the United States had.
It was much more like Scandinavia
than Dallas.
And I personally always liked that.
I did.
I mean, the downside was
some of your, you know,
most energetic people left
because they wanted to become billionaires,
but a lot of really smart people stayed
because
they like being around people like them
and their neighbors
and whatever.
That is dying
before your eyes.
The Canadian standard of living
is in free fall
at exactly the moment when
Canada is importing
more people per capita
than any nation in the world.
It's the highest immigration rate
in the world.
So this is something
that no Canadian will talk about.
And you have to ask why.
Well, there are two reasons.
The first reason is,
aforementioned,
they don't want to offend anybody
and it's touchy
and no one wants to be called a racist.
It has nothing to do with race.
It has everything to do with population numbers
and the strain on available resources,
public and private.
Housing prices, for example,
healthcare system
of which you were once so proud.
It's so overburdened
that it's easier to get into the maid program
than it is to schedule a surgery.
It's easier to be killed by the government
than healed by the government.
That's true.
Look it up.
So
it's at exactly that point
that they're like,
oh,
our country is underpopulated.
In what sense?
Who decided Canada was underpopulated?
The second biggest country in the world
with 40 million people in it?
That sounds like paradise to me.
Are you joking?
And they're nice people.
What is going on?
The second reason no one wants to talk about it in Canada
is because immigration has been a good thing for Canada
over the years.
Some of the coolest people in the world
have moved to Canada
and the United States, by the way.
Immigration is not bad.
Immigration can...
Many people here are the product
of fairly recent immigration.
It's good.
But like anything
in the temporal world,
it's not all good.
It can be good.
It can also be really bad.
It can enhance your country.
It can destroy your country.
Choose.
So if you have an immigration policy
that makes your country stronger,
your economy stronger,
your country more cohesive,
amen.
And you have had that for generations.
And everybody in Canada is happy about that.
That's not what you have now.
You have the wholesale importation
of millions of people into your country
for no obvious benefit
at exactly the time
when your housing prices are so out of control.
Like, can your kids afford a house?
This is true in my country, too.
And so the question you have to ask is,
why is the government doing this?
Is there an economic case to be made?
Maybe there is.
I've never heard it.
Maybe there's some central planner
who's decided this is going to make us
all much happier and much more prosperous.
They don't even attempt to convince you of that.
They just shout slogans in your face,
and if you ask a question,
they call you a racist.
And if you say,
but I'm actually not a racist,
and I'm not speaking for myself,
I just want to know the answer.
Why are you doing this?
Without the consent of the governed,
it's a decision you made unilaterally,
and they won't answer your question.
Diversity is our strength.
Okay, that may be true.
It may not be true.
I don't know.
It's a metaphysical question, actually.
But in practical terms,
why do we have the highest immigration rate
in the world?
Shut up!
And of course, the answer is political power.
Political power.
This is a democracy.
Your citizenship entitles you
to choose your leaders.
Your vote is valuable
because there's a finite supply of those votes.
It's very much unlike the Canadian dollar.
Right?
Or the U.S. dollar.
Which, in a pinch, they can just print more of.
And then the Canadian dollars you have in your pocket
are worth less.
Do you know anything about this?
Have you heard this principle before?
It's called supply and demand.
And if you misuse it,
if you ignore the most basic law of economics
you wind up with,
repeat after me.
Inflation.
With which you are familiar.
Just inflation.
The same principle holds for citizenship
in a democracy.
And if you don't like the way
that the public votes,
import new voters.
And that's precisely what they're doing.
They're doing that in the United States as well.
And here's my point.
You're taking it.
Because no one's saying anything.
And I'm just warning you
that if this was a mistake,
if these were policies formulated
by people who actually loved you
and had just gone off course
and were doing the wrong thing,
as you often do with your kids.
If you have children,
you often make the wrong decision with your kids.
But you're brought back on course
by your love for your children.
So over time you make the right decisions.
Because you're animated for a desire
to protect them.
Because you love them.
But if you hated your children,
all of your mistakes would be
in one direction.
And that direction would be toward destruction.
And there is zero evidence
that the Trudeau government loves you.
And there's overwhelming evidence
that they hate you and your families.
How is that not true?
If liberal and NDP politicians
are sending fentanyl to your children,
if they're trying to add your children
to the list of people
who can be killed by the state,
who aren't even terminally ill,
if they are changing the composition
of your country
without asking your permission,
if every communication you have
with the Tawa
is a lecture about your moral deficiencies,
you're a bad person,
shut up racist.
There's no love at all.
There's only contempt.
And the reason I'm saying this
is not to upset anyone
or hurt anyone's feelings,
but it's very important.
It's the most important thing
to understand the terms
of the debate
and the consequences of its outcome.
These are high stakes questions.
You thought Quebec separatism
was a big deal.
This is a big deal,
what you're living through.
And not just you,
but the entire West.
These exact issues
mirror those throughout the Anglosphere.
That would include
the United States
and the UK
and Australia
and New Zealand.
And for reasons
that I can't fully comprehend,
because I am not God,
these trends are present
in all of those countries
at exactly the same time.
And those countries are,
they are on the brink
of becoming not salvageable.
Because the people who live in them
have been completely broken
and led astray,
misled by their leaders
and ultimately replaced
by their leaders.
And that's not a conspiracy theory,
it's a fact based on the numbers.
And anyone who tells you,
oh, that's a racist conspiracy theory,
lay out the numbers for them.
What are we looking at?
What's the justification for this?
Why are you doing this?
As the people who were born here languish
and decide it's better to die
than to keep living here,
why aren't you helping?
So here's my advice.
First thing you need to do,
I think, in this country
is figure out a way to tell people
what's happening.
And I would do it
in a very Canadian style,
in a non-inflammatory,
highly rational,
super polite,
nice,
but also uncompromising way.
These are the stakes.
This is the truth.
I'm going to stand on the truth.
Unfortunately, you don't have,
you have a couple of wonderful media outlets
who I've spent a lot of time with
in this country,
but they're small.
And they should be huge.
All of your media.
Yeah, that's right.
That's what I was thinking of.
All of your media,
with only a few exceptions,
are controlled by the state.
It's not just CDC.
CBC,
we have an institution
in our country called the CDC,
which is almost,
almost as sinister.
But you need a way
for Canadians to know
what's happening
and to understand.
You need a way.
And it can't just be
about Justin Trudeau,
who's, if I can just say,
so absurd
that that guy's going to
sashay off into history fairly soon.
I think.
Because, I mean, honestly.
Someone told me last night,
I was talking to someone,
to one of your countrymen
at dinner last night,
and Justin Trudeau,
who I've never met,
though I know his cousin,
Gavin Newsom,
but he, he's so,
he's so ridiculous.
He's so transparently phony.
I mean, I just,
I'm mesmerized watching him.
And so my very obvious,
as a foreigner,
question at dinner was,
does anyone believe him?
And everyone at the table said,
oh yeah, young people do.
And I hope that's not true.
No, it's not true.
But the point is,
there can't be more
than 20% of Canadians
who think he's not repulsive,
because he's just so obviously repulsive.
Would you leave your kids with him?
Would you be like,
oh, you know,
we're going,
we need to go to Canadian Tire
for an hour.
Justin, can you watch my kids?
I don't think you're going to do that.
But you hand him your country,
it's totally cool, don't worry.
He's a good steward.
But he will collapse
under the weight
of his own ludicrousness
and go back to Cuba
or do whatever he does.
But, what?
You know, I don't know
if that's true or not,
but it's just too great to check.
Though if I ever meet him,
I'm going to demand a 23 in me,
like right away.
But he will,
he will disappear
from the world stage.
And, you know,
I don't think history
is going to treat him well.
And he'll probably be
like a university professor
or work for Bill Gates
or something equally ignominious.
But,
but the problem won't end there,
because he is part of a structure
that is itself rotten
and, in fact,
that it, you know,
has elevated him to the top.
And that's really the problem.
And the only solution
is for not radical people,
but just clear thinking people
to say absolutely not
and here's why.
And to stand firm
in the face
of their kryptonite.
And their kryptonite
is the word racist.
And as someone
who's been called racist
like 50,000 times,
I have kind of a PhD in this.
And here's what I've learned.
I'll never forget
the first time
that somebody
on some other channel,
CNN,
or one of the totally discredited
propaganda outlets
in my country,
was like,
he's a racist.
And wow,
it really hurt my feelings.
And I thought,
I can't believe
they call me a racist.
That's like horrifying.
And my second thought was,
am I a racist?
Because when you're accused
of something,
I mean, it's just reflexive.
Your first thought
is to sort of take stock
and ask yourself,
you know,
did I do the crime?
And I thought to myself,
no, I'm actually not.
And then I just said,
well then,
why would I be,
I mean,
if they said,
you know,
Tucker Carlson
gained 30 pounds this summer
from eating pizza,
I'd be totally ashamed
because,
of course,
that's true.
But,
every summer,
by the way,
my whole life.
But I'll admit it.
But I'm not a racist.
So I just decided,
you know what?
The only people
who can really be upset
about being called racists
are the racists.
And the rest of us
can sort of stand strong
and smile and say,
I'm not a racist,
I'm sorry.
That's the leash.
That's how they keep you silent.
And when they started
calling people who question
climate change,
it just cracks me up.
In a country shaped by glaciers,
has there been climate change
before?
I'm just wondering.
Oh,
did the glaciers melt
because of SUVs?
No, I don't know.
We'll check.
Anyway,
climate change.
But when they started saying
that people who doubted
climate change,
it's hilarious,
were racist,
I was like,
okay.
Right.
So,
so my two pieces of advice,
and I'll stop with this
and we'll get to our panel
with smarter people than I,
is one,
be strong inside,
know who you are.
If you're not a racist,
it shouldn't hurt
to be called one.
It really shouldn't.
And two,
I've been attacked
for calling Canadians
humorless or whatever.
And as I've said,
I don't think that at all.
I do think
you've lost an awful lot
of good comedians
who fled your country
to the South
because I do think
it's hard to,
there's a culture
of self-restraint
and of modesty
here,
clearly.
And I think
it's hard for Canadians
to sort of
mock someone else
because it feels forbidden.
And I get that
and I appreciate
that sentiment.
But now is the time
for mockery.
It is.
You are,
you are,
you are led
by buffoons
in costume.
You really are.
And if Chrystia Freeland,
Chrystia Freeland,
fascist midget,
and Justin Trudeau,
perky little Justin Trudeau,
those are your leaders,
okay?
And if you can't laugh
in their faces,
if your first response is,
how do I get to a place
where you,
who I wouldn't hire
to clean my pool,
is running my country,
get out of here, freak!
Go back to your costume party!
Laugh in their faces.
Nothing is more empowering
to you
and more disempowering
to them
than laughter.
Because the one thing
they want
is to be taken seriously.
These are broken people.
These are hollow people
who are desperate for power
because there's nothing
else inside.
There's nothing else inside.
A normal person
doesn't lust for power.
He doesn't.
He can use power
to affect good,
but power for its own sake
is not interesting to him.
In fact, it's dangerous,
and wise people
stay away from it.
And so the kind of people
who do lust for power
are freaks.
They're sideshow freaks.
And the last thing they want
is for you to say that out loud
because they melt
like a vampire at noon.
They just disappear.
And the second you laugh at them,
you realize how good it feels
to tell the truth,
and you are empowered
by the spirit of truth
when you do that,
and you become stronger.
And so I look forward
to your mockery
of the people who misrule you.
Thank you.
