David Ortiz strikes out at his gender reveal party | Weekly Dumb

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb the first episode of the new year happy 2024 Jimmy Zach welcome back to the new year new year new me not bad right no well let's get into it Jim have you have you seen this one the sports that's I that's me David Ortiz 3 2 1 5 and a half yeah kind of Jim gender reveal congrats to Big Poppy having a kid by the way David yeah right was that a common name in Dominican Republic he swings and misses you've seen this gender reveal just never with one of the best hitters of all time there's a nice celebration afterwards they kind of ignore it but Jim this is huge huge for all the unathletic guys that have gotten bad pitches from their misses and miss miss them because Ortiz gets jammed here it's not a hitable pitch but you can't take remember that one remember there's a couple videos where the guys take they're like hey hey or they try to catch it it's an exploding ball you can't take he gave it a big swing oh yes he's David Ortiz he David or you think he's going to bunt it down line no you got to make contact though yeah and he didn't people were saying he's too old to have a kid he's like too old I'll show you he's trying to hit a homer I am happy for all the loser dads as something that I'm probably on a path towards yeah don't do this though I'll do it in my own privacy that's what we did we just read the envelope I still want a baseball to be a part oh hold one who the hell is this is there an almost breakdown almost a breakdown featuring Rangers goalie Jonathan Quick 3 2 1 10 10 yeah it's a great yeah it's America yeah yeah that the Team USA goalie Jonathan Quick he's old 37 from Connecticut playing on the Rangers makes his which I knew I'm a Rangers Fan you knew that I knew you knew that he makes his save I didn't ask the office he makes a save here Jake it's really nice pushes it the one way and then they have have an open net basically and the crowd this is what I like the crowd starts to jump up and quick saves it not with the leg you think back leg what is he h him with the PE and dog it's normally a celebration of mine but for him he makes the safe I watched this and then I tried and I I'm not watching I tried to do it cuz I think it's his under leg lay on the table right it's this leg lay on the table feel like we don't use the table enough yeah me Zach look at look at you two old frogs on the table all right I think it's this Lake right that's normal we've seen that I believe it's this L I think you're right but he like gets it all the way up I can't do it good mic usage throughout yeah I'm good at what I do Zach insert this face later in the show no blur it now insert it later add next up more Sports speaking of ads go buy something shop johnboy media.com shop dot or Ebay I've been using eBay a lot lately it's eBay is B dude it's a fun time so shop. jboy media.com or eBay eBay the app's kind of fun you can like barter a little bit that hits like like my ancestors Bartered so much they have money it's true it's true didn't $2 I'll give you my shoes Jim in more Sports a Chinese chess champion was stripped of his title after being accused of pooping in a hotel bathtub you really like this story yeah I got to get serious this is what does in a bathtub have to do with winning the chess match his name is Yan Chang Long 3 2 1 we're not sure could be good could be a 10 not eligible to rate could be a 10 we don't want to offend anyone so they stripped him of his title what name a champion right now out loud name them name a champion see biscuit in his bathtub 100% 100% could the amount of poop change your mind no there's no amount of poop that can change your mind no this has nothing to do with what he did on the field something else is happening right the dude himself and now they're stripping ripping a title we're missing something here it's nonsense if someone from the cxa if they could reach out and tell us we'd like we need more okay okay back back to the sports oh that was the sports that was the sports we're doing not Sports awesome in a tree another story that I don't I'm not following this woman found a pum in her Christmas tree and naturally you're thinking of like Clark Griswald and she cut down a tree and there's a pum in it but it's a fake tree pum just kind of perched exactly where you would want a posum to be if you were to take a picture of you had an ornament of a posum you put in your tree it's right where it would be now the headline I like said posum caught in Christmas tree after sneezing and I thought that's funny cuz Possum's hide anyway I think this posum story is fake oh it's a th% fake because the tree is fake fake tree there's no video of the posum sneezing if you were actually that scared Your Instinct isn't to take a video and post on Tik Tok and I want you to listen to the last note with the pain in her voice in the Tik Tok and you're an actor I'll Have You Close Your Eyes in a second I am an act door so I know eyes closed yeah Close Your Eyes the last up into my tree I don't leave my doors open somebody help didn't the article say that she called for Animal Services said she called a friend who's dealt with animals oh the guy who own the guy who owns the POS what was her job social media person I think so I think that's the other like flag FL yeah you're challenging it I thought it was like a red flag both [Music] did we give out our employee of the year Zach he usually is the employee of the month every month which you'd think for the year maybe should Zach be employee of the year comment below how many comments Z will have to hand count and prove oh boy 300 comments that say Zach for employe Zach's my employee of the year period and your employee of the year here now there's no employee of the week no last week was off everyone had vacation the holidays no employee of the week no Santa no Santa no Santa no Santa so no head acting that was a weekly D once again this episode is brought to you by eBay no shop. droy media.com uh Jonathan Quick from Connecticut we went to college with his sister we think yeah and she told us she's like oh I'm Jonathan Quick sister and we were like nice she's wearing a a really long blue dress I have a really incredibly weird graphic memory but we were sitting on the couches uh in the dorm room of James Hall is that what was called no not James Hall ad where were you in our our James Hall yeah yeah yeah when you would be on shift we would just watch sports in the lobby cuz we were hang out with you and she walked by we were watching uh the hockey game it was a pretty cool fleux like we were watching hockey just being like dudes she started watching and we're like oh you like this team that's what she did she slow played us she slow played us hard she's like well you know I'm I'm just a fan and we're like okay and she's like my brother's a goalie we're like oh nice