Trấn Thành chặt chém không lại với "đôi môi size XXL" của anh Dương Lâm quận 9 | Ơn Giời Cậu Đây Rồi

And now, let's welcome our next guest, Mr. Thai Giam! What brings you here today, Mr. Cong Cong? I'm a man now, but I'm still a man. I'm still a man, but I'm still a man. If I make a mistake, my tongue will be cut off. You're not afraid of being cut off? I'm afraid. Afraid? You've been hiding it all this time. Are you kidding me? The love story in the palace that you described as happiness... Huh? Yes... You should remember that... in this palace, every word you say is wrong with the king's will. Damn it! Yes... I'm sorry. Watch your mouth! Yes... Recently, all the emperors and queens are fighting with each other. That's why I hired you here... to explain to all of you. Yes... First of all, the job of a Thai Giam... is to protect you. If the palace is on fire, what will you do to save you? Your Majesty, if the palace is on fire, first of all, I'll run to extinguish the fire. You're so lucky. I'm a talented man. I have to save the queen. But why do I have to run to extinguish the fire? And my mouth is XXL. That's why the fire is so hot. I was just pretending. But the fire is as hot as the water. Oh my God! Then, how can I be proud? Everyone, it's on fire! Run! It's a live stream. I told everyone to turn it off. Why are you so happy when it's on fire? Sometimes, the palace is on fire. Oh my God! Is it still burning? Who? It's still burning. Oh my God! I remember... I was your master before. I taught you many things. I brought you here to help you become a king. You have to work hard to be loyal to the royal family. You have to serve the queen well. It seems that the queen has a fan club. What's wrong? Send it to me. Who told you to come here? You're so stupid. The queen is so beautiful. I wish you a long life. You're so stupid. I wish you a long life. You're so stupid. I haven't studied yet. I'll kill you. I haven't studied yet. I'm so embarrassed. You're so beautiful. You're so strong. Are you celebrating Tet holiday? I'm so tired. Who is this? This is A Cau. He's a new Thai to serve the queen. I'm A Cau. I'm A Tinh's nephew. What can he do now? Let's do it like this. Let's practice. Yes. If you can do it, how will you lead the queen out of the palace? Stay. This is the palace, not a market. Stay. Work hard. Stay. I'm so tired. Do it. I'm so tired. Hurry up. Stay. Watch out for my power. I can't stand it anymore. Stop. Oh my god. Let me say it again. I'm not a normal person. Yes. I beg you, Nguyen. Let me make soup for you. Thank you. Please take care of me. Do you hear me? Yes. I beg you. I'm a poor man. Please forgive me. Don't touch me. What's wrong with you? Do you know that you did a bad thing but your lover was raped? It hurts so much. Stop. You... That day, they cut... It hurts. But... I cut it all. How dare they cut you? I don't know. They cut it all. Really? But it's okay. Anyway, it's still here. It's... It's yours. Anyway, I still keep it for you. Stop. I beg you. Yes. Why are you so nice to me? No. I have a sore leg. That's right. I'll clean it for you. I'll give you a seat. Yes. I want to tell you that you like abalone soup or fish soup. Anything is fine. I'll cook for you. Nuong Nuong. What should we do now? We have to get out of here. We can't stay here. My belly is getting bigger. If one day, I give birth, my baby will be like you. People will know it's yours. So this is my baby? Not yet. It's terrible when it talks. What does it say? It says, everyone. Oh my God. People will know it's yours. We have to give birth. Give birth. Wait. Nuong Nuong. But Nuong... What's wrong with you, Nuong Nuong? I have a sore leg. Why is your massage posture so weird? Hey. Can't you see Nuong Nuong sitting properly? Nuong Nuong said you have to lie on the floor. Roll Nuong Nuong up. Is Nuong Nuong lying in the right position to roll? C. C again? From now on, you will roll many times. Trust me. Yes. Next time, if you let Nuong Nuong fall to the ground, you will die. Yes. What's wrong with you? I want to ask if you eat salty or salty. I eat... In general, it's just right. It tastes sour. Yes, let me cook sweet soup for Nuong Nuong. What? Be careful. Yes. Oh my God. What should we do now? Let's sit here. Let him in. We're the only ones here, right? That's right. But now we have to hide. Hide. What's the sound? I don't know. Hide. We have to hide, right? But we haven't made a wish yet. What is our wish? You said you would kill the emperor to let me be the emperor. A... A compliment for the gang of robbers. You can't say such words. Do you know that you are insulting me? And do you know what you are doing, Mr. Quy Phi? Little boy. I was wrong about you. Yes, teacher. I'm sorry, teacher. I have my own suffering, teacher. What suffering? We are not gang of robbers. Then what are you? We are... husband and wife. What? I and Nuong Nuong knew each other in the palace. After a while, we fell in love and our parents agreed. On the wedding day, we stood in front of the altar and made a wish together for the rest of our lives. But I didn't expect that the emperor, his wife and the gang of robbers would kill me. Since then, I regretted for my treacherous love. So I had to find a way to have a lover at all costs. I thought Nuong Nuong's belly was mine. I said it was mine. I killed him. Teacher. I'm begging you. I know in the palace no one loves me as much as you do. I raised you since you were a kid. I helped you with everything. This is the last time I can help you. Teacher. You have to find a way to destroy this boy before he is born. No, teacher. No. Teacher. Listen to me. No. Teacher. If he is born, everyone will know he is his son. Oh my God. Teacher. No. Kill me now. Kill both of us. If we die, we die together. I can't leave my wife and my son. One dead is more than three dead. Do you understand? There is no time for you to do such a thing. If the emperor comes here, it will be too late. Teacher. Is there any other way? The way is in your head. If you feel this teacher is not honorable enough, you can kill him. But this is my son. How can I be so heartless? But One side is the teacher. One side is the wife. Alright. You will pay for your life. You can't do that. You die. You think your wife and son will live? There is a way. Teacher. I have just thought of it. What? Now I am next to the emperor. Now, that night I will try to kill the emperor. What? At that time I will be the emperor and I will make you the queen. Do you agree? We all benefit from it. Teacher. Do you agree? I will kill the emperor. The emperor is coming. What should we do? Let's pretend nothing happened. Nothing happened. Put it here. Your Majesty. I wish you a long life. Hey. This boy is funny. Yes, Your Majesty. Your Majesty, sit down here. Sit down. Huy Phi. Yes. Are you crying? No, I am not. Who made Huy Phi cry? It's not crying. It's dust flying into my eyes. Dust flying into my eyes. I can't stand it. I don't want to fall in love until my heart comes back. Very good. But I have to admit he is a newcomer. I have something to tell him now. Come on. Hai Cong Cong. Take Huy Phi out. I want to teach him a few things so that he can serve Huy Phi in the best way. Remember. Keep your mouth shut. Keep your head down. Yes, Your Majesty. Respect Huy Phi. Since the beginning have you played enough with me? Yes, Your Majesty. I don't dare to play with you. Stand up. Yes, Your Majesty. Are you afraid of me? Yes, Your Majesty. Are you sure? Yes, I am. Do you miss me? Yes, I do. Your Majesty is Your Majesty. I have to miss you. Why don't you come to visit me? Come and sit here. I'm leaving. What are you afraid of? Come on. I miss you. You're always like this. I told you. You're always like this. But you're so close to Huy Phi. I don't like it. What? What did you say? Huh? Come here and talk. Your Majesty. Oh my God. Huh? What are you doing here? Huh? Stand there. Hey. He found out. Kill him. Now. What did I just see? You saw you have to die. You want to die with your teacher? Huh? What's going on? Your Majesty. I've been serving you for decades. Today, you did this to me. And killed me. God has eyes. This is not a fetus. This is his own child. Hey. I'll give you three hours to kill that bastard. One. Obviously, you have feelings for me. If you kill him, I'll give you the death penalty. And you can live with me forever. Kill him. Two. Your Majesty. Teacher. Honestly, I don't know what to do now. I don't know how to do it. Your Majesty. Now, one side is the teacher. One side is the wife and child. One side is Your Majesty. Kill him. I'll give you everything. Everything you want. Two and a half. Teacher. Let me tell you. Do you know? We have a lot of memories together. I still remember when you taught me. When you wrote the board, dust fell. Is there any dust left on your hair? Teacher, dust is still there. So I remember the old memories. Don't be like that, teacher. You still remember. Yes, teacher. Don't kill my wife, teacher. Hey, I love you so much. Your Majesty. What do you say, Your Majesty? If now, I kill these two people, you will give me the death penalty, right? That's right. Teacher. Alright. I give you a choice. I have lived this long. The death penalty for me comes from the bottom of my heart. One, is to kill that married man. Then you two run away. Two, kill me. Give me an opinion. If you say so, I will help you. I will kill you. Stop. Wait. Ouch. Oh my God. Ouch. Liar. What? Liar. You just got the death penalty. Don't fool me. Don't trick me. Don't lie to me with those fake names. No. You lied to me. I was cut off. Now I am paralyzed. I am paralyzed. No. I gave up money. I ran away for you. You are not paralyzed. I ran away. I said that I didn't cut you off. But the Chinese people did. You are not paralyzed. I am paralyzed. Kill me then. You should kill him. Kill me. No need. Now I am paralyzed. This is so real. Now I want to kill myself. God. I was paralyzed. This is so real. God. Oh my God. I can't believe it. So people say we should scare only those who are afraid. We should scare only those who are not afraid. You shouldn't be nervous Yes You didn't make it hard for him He has a fast and wide range of speech He can answer any situation I find it interesting that he can solve any problem in a short time He can be happy with any tragedy Thank you, Hieu Tien and Puka Congratulations Le Duong Bao Lam for overcoming your challenge You always bring us such a wonderful atmosphere You bring us the right atmosphere With one of the criteria of your kindness Which is you don't know how to be lazy Now please show your opinion Please choose if you like or not with Le Duong Bao Lam