Trường Giang Cười Rụng Nụ Trước Màn Hại Đồng Đội Của Lê Dương Bảo Lâm | Hài Trường Giang 2018

Welcome all of you back to the show 7 Laughters Ladies and gentlemen, this is a part where we aim to bring a lot of laughter to the audience Each team has one member who has to enter a topic that the other team is holding For example, Hari Won will participate in the situation of the strategy team In this situation, Hari Won has to play the role of a wife This team has some prohibition rules For example, it is prohibited to say husband, husband, it is prohibited to hug the husband But this team knows, the audience knows, but they don't know Ahhh And the other two don't act with this woman They have to sit in a room in front of the Lion Park They just need this woman to touch those prohibition rules It's called disturbing I got it We always prioritize the guests The one who has to enter the challenge of this team is Lê Dương Bảo Lâm Lan Ngọc is also the one who has to enter the situation of this team Lê Dương Bảo Lâm's challenge will be the first part Please! Ladies and gentlemen, each family has a story to present Today, the strategy team is with me What is the story of Ninh Dương Lan Ngọc? How did she make it difficult for the players? How did they overcome it? What is the keyword? They don't know And the people in the room have to accept the pain Lê Dương, please go to the dark room Why do you play with a gun? You can't do that I'll be scolded I'm not here to scold you Play with me! Hurry up! Take the gun and shoot! Who said I'm not here? You, Ngọc You keep avoiding me I've told you many times I'm weak and clumsy, so cute Don't bully me What did I say? I just threw you to the ground I'm weak and clumsy When you're angry, I'll throw you to the ground I threw you to the ground, then you pinched my neck I couldn't breathe OMG, Ngọc Why are you so bad? I've told you many times Don't bully me, you have to love me I'm not here, why do you bully me? Sometimes I think of you, I want to cry I want to have a father I love you, I love you I'm crying You always love me, but you never love me You love me, but you're here OMG, it's so hard Find a father for me I know you two lack my love So today, I'll make up for you I'll give you a new father What? And today, that father will come here to play with you while I'm at work He's my new boyfriend OMG I'm so happy I agree So I'll call him Because he came but he didn't dare to come I'm afraid you two won't accept him Honey It's hurt They're so cute, they always smile when they meet I'm so lucky to see them smiling all day What's wrong? I have a sore throat OMG, what did you do? Why did you insult us? I just came in, I didn't do anything Don't do that, let me smile Honey My daughter told me not to smile If I smile, my face will be broken I just smiled You can smile with your mouth, no need to use your voice Smile I have to go out today because I have work Can you stay at home and play with us? I know, you can go Did you listen to your mother? What did she say? So funny OMG, look at his face Why did you take my mother but she didn't listen to you? My mother called me brother, why did you call my mother? That's an adult's business Why did you come to my house? Why are you so serious with my daughter? Because I have to choose my words Why do you have to choose? Because if I come here and say bad words, my house will be broken Stay at home and play with us, I'll go and come back Remember, don't mess with me at home And you, don't bully my daughter at home I know, you can go He's smiling Why do you keep smiling? Stop smiling I'm going Hello, you two Now let's be good friends He's so weird Why did you hit me? Why did you hit my sister? Oh my God I'm so sorry Your mother is gone Your mother Your mother is gone If you mess with me, you'll die You're so crazy What should we do? Are you crazy? Why did you hit my sister? I'm so sorry You've been in love with your wife for so many years What did you do? I've been messing with you for a long time You're so weird, why did you hit us? What should we do? My mother is calling Hello, mom, I hit you Give me your phone, I'll talk to you This is your mother, turn on the loudspeaker Hello I'm listening You're so angry Hello Because you said my mother is the same age as you so your family is very tired You're so stupid You're good at hitting us but the other people are also hurt as much as we are Hello Are you dead? You're so angry Because you said my mother is the same age as you so your family is very tired Hello, why didn't anyone say anything? Hello I'm listening Hello I'm listening You're dead Your phone is broken Your phone is black Hello You're so rude I don't want to talk to you You're so annoying You're so rude Mom, speak louder I'm listening Hello, did you hear what I said? You're too far away, I can't hear Let's break up My mom left me Now we break up and go home How can I leave you two at home? Please sit here You hit me I have to pay you back Before you hit me, what did you say? You're too far away Why are you so funny? Don't mind me Why do you keep laughing? I'm not laughing, my lips are swollen OMG Your phone is broken I can't hear anything OMG Let's live-stream together Hello I heard that you're the best seller in Vietnam Can you teach us how to sell goods like you? First, we have to buy eyes What do you mean by buy eyes? It means the eyes for people to look at us Normally, no one will look at you You're out But from the beginning, all of your words are stuck OMG Can you tell me what it is? It's just a word Ah, I'll skip that word Is there a number 1? I'll skip that word OMG It's a swear word Someone is cursing him Let him be You have a big mouth That's right It's stuck Your eyes are so funny I have a big mouth I was shot many times It's my first time to live-stream with you I'm crying I'm hacked I can't live-stream anymore Ah, there's a phone Do you want to hear it? No What's wrong with you? He's laughing Why did I call my son? My son said he was beating my son That's right But I called him 100 times I heard it See? I'm not a good person Apologize to my son I'm sorry You have to kneel down to apologize I'm an adult. I don't kneel down Let's find out Yes I think my son has no father I intended to find him a good father Who could know I was mistaken I came in and laughed But my teammates squashed my face I'm still holding my laughter She's good Give him another round of applause Incorrect OMG! You're so good! If you're so good, you should have broken up from the beginning. Do you understand? That's right! Do you understand? It's too late to break up. My team is so bad. OMG! Are you OK? I ate too much. OMG! Take it out. I feel so sorry for you. Lâm, once you shoot, it's like a slap in the face. That's right! Your mom left and I laughed. I was hit and laughed to death. Oh, mom. That's right. That's right. And every time you laugh, I cry. Let me ask you a question. Which word? From mom. Listen. Which action? Laugh. Oh, did you shoot? I ate too much. Look at her face and you'll know. But why did you only need one word when you found out? Two nephews. Please send a message to the person who asked for two nephews. Break up. Go home now. Where is the other one? We have created a situation for the audience to watch at home. Just like here, there are a lot of laughs. Even Lực laughed his face red. Why? Because he knows what he is doing wrong but he doesn't know. It's great. And now, let's see how you will challenge Lan Ngọc. Ladies and Gentlemen, Society is very vast and wide. We are a part of society. We know there are many good things and many bad things. However, as a part of society, we have to get over it. And today, how will Lan Ngọc get over it? Let's wait and see. So good. Ladies and Gentlemen, please support Mr. Trần Bảy Võ. Go. Oh my God. So good. Only 10,000 VND for a pack of medicine. Go. No, right? Now, it's your turn. Who will buy a bottle of ice cream for me? My ice cream is the most delicious. I haven't sold an ice cream for a long time. From the bottom to the top, I haven't sold an ice cream for a long time. Everyone, ice cream is here. Everyone, where are you going? You're good, you're good. Why are you carrying an ice cream? Stop here and buy an ice cream for me. It's strange. It seems that there is a skin care product in the ice cream. But it's empty. It's clean but not dry. Even before, it was dry. Now, it's wet. Look at it. Ice cream is here. Who wants ice cream? Why are you so weak? I know why. Why? Since this mother came in the middle, we haven't sold anything. And this mother is famous for being a gypsy. Hey, she's coming. I'm going to sell. 10,000 VND. We're selling at the same place. Let's have a sweet talk. Why do we have to have a sweet talk? My place, I sell. Your place, you sell. Oh my God. My place, I play. Your place, you play. My place, you play. Hey, listen. This place is ours. Suddenly, you came in the middle. Now, move a little bit. No, move a little bit. What are you doing? Move a little bit. I'm a girl. How can I fight two people? You bully me. You like me. What do you like? Let's go somewhere else. This place is ours. Let's go. This place is ours. We've been staying here. Now, I don't want to be a gangster. Let's go somewhere else. So, buy all of these for me. I don't buy. I just sell. Do you want to sell? I don't sell. What should I do now? What should you do now? Oh my God. According to our rules, we have to eat a little bit. You can't say, this guy, that guy. You haven't said, this guy, that guy. Who are you? Who? You can say anything. If you want to go home, whatever I say, you have to find it. If not, today, you will die with us. Where is Giang? You love me. Why do you keep eating? Are you crazy? Who loves you? 200. It's coming. Sis, it's on fire. It's on fire. Sis, it's on fire. Besides this, is there anything else? Yes. I also have another shirt. Do you sell this? Yes, I sell. I sell this. I give you this, but you give me this. I don't take this, but I take this. I don't. I don't know who he is. I'm crazy. I love him. Who is the most handsome here? Who has the thickest lips? This guy. Who is the cameraman? Why do you ask? We are actors. I'm about to graduate. We are just actors. Why do you suddenly film here? It's for Mr. Kinh. It's not for Mr. Kinh. It's for Mr. Kinh. Are we going to film or rehearse? We have to perform tomorrow. Let's do it again. Yes. This floor is yours. Here. Our play is like going back and forth in the market. We are guests. Why are you guests? This place is mine. Get out. This place is mine. Get out. This place is mine. Get out. It's so good. It's like you guys are having fun reading my letter. You are the first female artist to make the strategy to go to the next level. Really? Oh my god. What if you don't act anymore? Yes. I'm so happy. Are you happy, Ngoc? I tried my best. You tried your best. Let's ask Lan Ngoc. When did you get banned? At first, I guessed from selling, acting, and flirting. Right? Right. But you flirted all the time. I know flirting is wrong. But I was fooled because I talked to my friends. I shouldn't have said that. Right. I didn't want that. I know that there are 4 guns shooting continuously. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Thank you for watching and laughing. Now, we will vote to see which team is cute, smart, graceful, and can guess from the action that you were banned in the most clever way. First, Lan Ngoc. Huh? You will pass Lê Dương Bảo Lâm's challenge. Oh, so we will win again? Win again. Why are you so happy? Maybe it's not what everyone said, right? This is the first time I have worked with you. I have realized that since I met you. I hope that we will not stand together anymore, Ngoc. Maybe I hurt you. It's okay. I hurt you. I see you as a brother. It's okay. I will win next time. This is one of the actions in the future. If you lose again, the current score is 2-1. And that is the final score today.