The ‘Rishbot’: Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s Cringiest Moments

Cheer up, Rishi! And hearing so many of you say to me, wow, you're even shorter in real life. So, noswai tha, Welsh Conservatives. Yes. Yeah. Right. That's that. That's the cut room. Would you like more coffee? Well, that is exactly what I'm trying to do. Exactly what I'm trying to do. I'm in the business. Do you work in the business? Do you want some fruit? No, I'm homeless. I'm actually a homeless person. Right, who's next? Anyone else? All good? What message does he think it sends when rather than take on the bullies, he lines up alongside them and thanks them for their loyalty? Mr. Speaker, the message that I clearly want to send is that integrity in public life matters. No, no others from you? Right, anyone else have some questions before we get over to the media? I'm going to do something less sophisticated. Oh! Just to sort of... Right, right, right, right, right. I'll run my feet over the top. I'm just going to be really provocative. I'm sorry I didn't bring my sandpaper with me. See, there's a crease. Grandparents, parents, do they like them? Yes. Yeah? So which one's your favourite knot? Who's got a favourite knot? I'm passionately committed to protecting the NHS and I'm proud that we've invested record sums into the NHS. And they've looked after you really nicely? Yeah, they always do. Yeah. It's because you don't pay them. Well, we are trying. We are trying. No, you're not trying. You need to try harder. Do you have any questions on things that are not related to maths? I'm also fine for those. All fine? Right, OK. The person who delivered a thumping Conservative majority, my friend, our leader, the country's Prime Minister, Boris Johnson. I think it's right that we allow her to conclude that job. And you support the Prime Minister unequivocally?