White Sox walk it off after umpire gets pelted in the face with a pitch | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are you? James, Zach, everyone else. Summer is here. Kind of. It went away for a little bit, but it's here. But I was happy it went away for a little bit. I like the 70 with a breeze. Weather. Perfect sports weather. Good sports weather. Especially if you're sitting in your seat that you got from SeatGeek. Let's go to the sports, Jake. Wow, Jim, your White Sox played your Tigers, two of the AL Powers this year, and we had a walk-off to remember. Ump got pelted. He might not remember it. He still hasn't made a call. This was funny. And everyone's like, oh, a walk-off hit the ump in the face. But it would have been a walk-off anyway, because if it didn't hit him in the face, it would have went to the backstop. Some more highlights from this. All three runs scored in this game on wild pitches. That's pathetic. That's AL Central baseball. You think the ump was in on it? I don't. I think he just got pelted. If you took a fastball to the face like that. This isn't a laughing show. You'd talk about it forever. You'd tell everybody. I don't know. You might be kind of shook up and not want three jokesters on the weekly dumb, Zach. Oh, my God. Drawing blood on his face. Throw this on my face. We'll reenact it. I stood tall, though. You did. Dan Rourke. Jim, this is almost a breakdown. You're just telling Joe's about. Almost a breakdown. We're staying with baseball. The College Baseball World Series is happening. Actually, it's not the World Series. It's the regionals. Winners go to the Super Regionals. Winner of the Super Regionals go to the World Series. It's a whole lot of hoopla. The softball has been really exciting. The baseball, there's a lot. There's too many games right now. So TCU versus Arkansas. This guy, Trey Richardson. How many home runs did he have all season, Jay? He had two home runs during the regular season, Jim. And in the first inning, he had a grand slam. It's great. Second inning, grand slam. And then later on in the game, hit another home run for fun. Three homers, more than he had all season. Jim, you can't predict baseball. You know, we've tried and we've done it. We've done actually a really good job. So you can predict. Sometimes you can predict it. You can predict baseball. And I had this. So the second home run, second grand slam, he shrugs around the bases. And then he touches home plate and shrugs again. And he's like, what can I say? I'm hot. So congrats to Trey Richardson. Metal bats. More sports. I'm interested in this one. I don't think Zach knows what's about to hit him. James, this hits a couple of chords for you and me. As Sweden officially declares sex as a sport and to organize European sex championship. From what I can tell, where this overlaps for you and me, me, sex, for you, creeps judging people having sex. Yeah. Whoever declared this a sport and is judging it is gross. I wonder if they'll sell tickets at SeatGeek. Go get yourself some. I do wonder if this is going to be a ticketed event. I'm sure there's some. Ah, Sweden. The championship will compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual matches lasting 45 to 60 minutes. Zach, what we're going to grade the different disciplines on. I think the best comparison I have in my head currently is gymnastics. But sex. So we will be doing seduction. Sure. Body massages. All right. You just have to like get someone out of the crowd. Oral sex, penetration, pose execution, creativity in position. I'm interested in that one. Number of orgasms given. How are they judging that? Male only? Artistic performance. Okay. So like painting with the. Which I like to dip my hat into. Pose transitions. I'm interested in that. And the capacity to raise blood pressure and heart rate during the competition. So we'll hook up some of those like whoops and just start like. Who the **** added that? The creepiest guy. The creepiest guy. No one knows his angle. What about their heart rate? Let's see if they can raise their blood pressure while they're doing it. Because my heart rate goes up. I'm interested for the first cheating scandal to come out of this sport. I want to know how that plays out. That's a fake penis. This not sports story hits a bigger chord with you to be fair, but strikes a chord with me. I laughed out loud when I read this headline. Oneida city school district teacher has been arrested for intentionally tripping a five-year-old student in the hallway. Yeah. Just a little kindergarten kid. Punk. Kid's a punk. Kid's a disaster. Kid was like pulling hair. I can't believe it. He was being rude. And you know, this 50-year-old teacher just sticks a little toe out. Kids fall all the time. So. Arrested. There's a lot going on here. Because for her, a trip is usually linked accidentally. Yeah. If you trip a five-year-old kid, you could play that off fairly easily. They fall all the time. They're not releasing the video to protect her. So it must be bad. It was blatant and Sharon isn't denying it. I tripped that ******. And Jack Keller. Three, two, one. Eight point five. Yeah. Do a gong noise. Jake and I did the same exact score. A spokesperson for the state police said he could not recall anyone facing charges for an incident like this, but said the trip caused enough risk to the child to warrant criminal charges. Now, the child didn't get hurt, but enough for us. So maybe it was by the stairs. I was just going to say there has to be an element that we don't have here. The other. If you're just tripping to normal ground and you're a five-year-old, that's an activity. That's like a hobby of five-year-olds. If there's stairs or maybe a wall or like a knife sitting up on the floor, then it's like, whoa. Kid who had scissors. Hey, take these scissors to miss. Joker pencil. Oh, Jake. Any blood there? Are you gone blood there? Soup. Corn. It's corn soup. Yeah. And reminder, we've talked about this before. Our friend Ken got front tabletopped. Usually you have to tabletop someone from behind so they don't see you coming. Right in front of his face, bent down and then pushed over. He doesn't like when we share that. He says, please don't share that publicly. But yeah, our friend Ken front tabletopped. Embarrassing. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of this week. Last week. I want to go with the top because he's got. What? Did you promise it to someone? No. Promise employee of the week. That's not how this works. No, but this person was really excited. He walked in this morning and he asked me, did you ever find out how big Aaron Judge's toe is? So the fact that he was in on that. So it goes to Aaron Judge's toe. Aaron Judge's toe, aka Mike, who helped with our live event. That was really fun. And we are doing Talking Yanks. Yes, app. And he is making that work so we can do it from the office. Mike, he has won it before. The picture of him on the jet ski. Yeah. He's that same pic. No, the better pics. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by SeatGeek. If you don't know what SeatGeek is, you're a nerd. They're a ticketing app that makes buying tickets super simple. With over 28 million downloads, SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events every single day on SeatGeek, including sports, concerts, festivals, and maybe sex sport. We've got the hookup for you. Use code DUMB for $20 off your first purchase at SeatGeek. That's $20 off your first purchase with promo code DUMB. Click the link in the description to download the app. What did you do, Ms. Sharon? Why are you in jail? Oh, I tripped a five-year-old kid. When we were in the Bronx office, I hadn't tripped anyone in a long time, and I threw my foot out there as like a gag, and I like clipped someone's foot, and they like almost fell and caught their balance. And I was like, you can't trip people. Who'd you get? I have no idea, Jim. No idea.