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My name is Jimmy.
His name is Jake.
Welcome to the weekly dom Memorial
Day edition coming out the day after
Memorial Day being recorded on
Memorial Day.
How are you?
James, Zach, everyone
with us. Hope you had a nice
weekend.
Wish I did.
We're back in the lab grinding.
That's all we know.
And Jim, you have some stories on
here you wanted to talk about.
And your baby's a model and you
made a picture.
Oh, I took such good pictures of
him at the beach.
I got to frame some of them, but
mostly let's get into the sports
because we got some wild
playoff baseball sports.
Jim, I kind of don't care about
Minnesota, Augustana, because
Minnesota doesn't matter.
Oh, New York, Section
Five, Class 1B.
OK, a lot of
one of the one of the most famous
finishes of a game I think
we'll ever see.
Bands on the field, the bands.
It's almost like that teams on the
field, teams.
Well, there's probably trainers and
other people on the field.
This is on unreal
on like unbelievable.
It affects kids' lives.
It went pretty viral.
They strike out the guy to win the
game, but the catcher drops the
ball.
He thinks he tags a runner out.
The umpire clearly says
no and yells it
like you can hear it in the video
yells safe and does the no
call tag.
I think the catcher got confused on
what that meant.
A lot going on.
He puts the ball in his back pocket.
They dog pile literally home run
game. Go ahead, run.
They had so much time
to figure it out.
And I do wonder what happens if they
get the ball out and
they tag them, because then the
other team's going to be like, well,
I mean, they had too many defenders
on the field, legal, illegal,
and that might lose them the game
anyway. So, yeah, tragic.
The beauty of sports or actually
it's probably the opposite.
Man, I don't know.
I don't know. You can run through all
the other situations in your head.
I I mean, you know,
we've we've been talking about it
with blitz ball and nobility.
If I'm there's something to be said.
What if the other team just said,
like, we didn't deserve that?
You get to play to the whistle.
You know, that's you're taught that
way. I don't know.
No whistle in baseball.
Is there?
The Minnesota one's funny.
The kid like leans into the pitch.
It would have won the game.
And the I'm like, no, loser.
That's the most intentional lean
ever. That kid feels
bad.
He should. He should.
And he should.
Should. Yeah, he should.
Him and the catcher should have a
support group. No, catcher feels
fine. You think so?
Yeah. Enough.
Almost a breakdown squirrel.
Tell him, Jim, this squirrel was
running on the fence and it's
awesome.
Yes. Network had a slow-mo shot of
it. And I love the faces because
you go like young kid shocked,
young kid shocked
and a little fear in his eye.
And then another guy frozen.
And I like the frozen guy a lot like
not shocked, doesn't even move his
face muscles at all.
And then the fourth kid scared.
Then they get to the old man
who is super into it.
He's doing this.
That's a squirrel.
And that's the beauty of comedy.
And that's when it gets to the old
man.
He's seen more life than those four
kids.
He's had a lot of encounter with
squirrels.
And, Jim, this is only half the
story. And I know this
because our Zach Esposito was at
the game tracking the squirrel all
the way across the field.
Wow. Insider up until
the fence. So Zach was on
it first.
You saw it. Yeah.
And you think it was real?
Yeah. OK.
Do you think anyone that you think
that woman knocked it off the ledge?
Me neither.
I actually I know for a fact she
didn't. I saw the video last
time you sang Third Eye Blind.
That's cool.
Hey, Zach, we're going to go back
to the sports.
It's DraftKings.
Wow.
They cover sports in a way you can
find who's supposed to win, who's
not. You can find a lot.
They cover sports, Jim.
In the more sports we're heading
over to my Bundesliga
because we had one of the crazier
final days in recent history
and your Bayern
has a deal with the devil in this
league, Jim.
I'm not too thrilled with the parody
of Bundesliga.
I know the top teams go to like the
Super League tournaments and stuff.
So they still got to.
You want to make your team as good
as possible, like making great
parody in Bundesliga
and not having a super team
hurts Germany's chances of having
a super team win the other leagues.
So it's a very interesting
dynamic there.
But this led to their 11th
straight championship.
And that's like, I don't know.
It's a lot.
There's a really good moment when
Cologne or whatever is playing
Bayern and they tie it on a
PK.
So the whole stadium cheers.
And then like, I don't know, five
minutes later, Bayern scores
a goal to take the lead.
And then the whole stadium and the
other stadium lose
off the sports.
No, Jim. Actually, we're doing not
sports. So it's kind of sports,
but the opposite.
This is a great story.
You would like this story.
So there's this guy.
His name is Rajesh Vishwash.
He's a food inspector in India.
I don't know entirely what that
means. High up.
Apparently it pays well because his
Instagram, he's got cars, he's got
guns, he's got all this nice.
He's always promoting his lavish
lifestyles of food inspector.
He actually went to this beautiful
dam. Not that pretty.
Kind of an ugly dam for a picnic.
Took a selfie.
His phone dropped in the water.
He used his government
job and probably the pistol he
always has and ordered divers
to go retrieve his phone.
They couldn't find it.
So then he called up the dam
guy in charge of the dam.
It was like, can we just train?
And he got a verbal yes from that
dude. They're both suspended and in
a lot of train, some water
by a nearby canal.
They found the phone.
It was waterlogged.
Doesn't work.
He said there was government
secrets on it.
You're a food inspector, food
inspector. There is videos of you
banging some dude you don't want
out there or something like that.
He didn't save a number to his
cloud recently.
Maybe thought she was the one or he
I don't know.
He did say context.
There's a lot of context.
Yeah. And some nudes.
So, yeah, I mean, this is a slight
abuse of government power.
Three days of draining the dam.
Love the spin zone that they were
saying it would, in fact, benefit
some farmers because they moved the
water to the other canal.
So, I mean, you know, and other
farmers flooded their fields.
Maybe. I don't know.
And it's the employee
of the week.
It's the employees of the week.
They don't work here.
They don't work here, but they're
friends.
It is basement yard
plus one.
Joe, Frank, Danny,
Santagato, Alvarez,
Lopriori.
Oh, we got all the good names.
They're participating in our code
names term. Their most recent game
was was really funny.
Yeah. I forgot some of the gags and
bits they were doing.
And then there's more funny to come
up. So go check out that.
And thanks to them.
There is made with water.
What book?
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Most people, if they want to discard
a phone with government secrets on
it, they throw it in water.
Food inspector, though.
I checked. I read Indian websites.
I read American websites,
all the articles I could on this
to see if anyone had anything
more deeper than food
inspector.
No one had it anywhere.
Top food inspector.
Huge gig.
I don't know if
Rajesh.
Rajesh, I guess.
I don't know. Rajesh Vishwas.
Rajesh. Rajesh.
I don't know if he's that guy,
but if he is, I'd like to see his
nudes either way.
I'd like to see his nudes either way.