CAN ASIANS TELL ASIANS APART? - Vlog #12 | Fung Bros

Yo, where we headed bro? Oh man, we about to spend 24 hours in the craziest city in the world, San Francisco. Good morning. What's up, what's going on? Yo, this girl just ran up on us and was like, pop, pop, pop. She just bounced, she said, can I snap you? Boom, boom, boom, got you. Well, you know, finding YouTubers nowadays is a little bit like Pokemon Go. You care more about stacking the Pokemon than you do about like being with them. How many fans have ran up on y'all and actually called you by the wrong names? Uh, 50%. If counting Fung Bros or David and Andrew as the correct name, I would say almost 40% of people call us a wrong name, a completely Wong Fu Bros, Wong Fu or Phil. Or YouTube. It's all natural. I ain't even tripping about it, but sometimes I'm a little bit caught off guard. And maybe this is the larger conversation to have in this video. I'm a little bit caught off guard at how other Asians are so bad at recognizing us compared to other Asians. Yo, I actually think because these Asian kids growing up in America now, they're not, they're consuming as much Asian material as other kids. So they're not, you got to see more Asian faces to be able to recognize Asian faces. That's why people get us mixed up in the first place. Because if you've only seen four Asians, you're going to think they all look the same. But when you've processed thousands and thousands of different faces, you're going to be able to tell the difference. I think that on top of the fact that they're probably not taking YouTube seriously. So anything they watch on YouTube, they kind of throw it and bunch it together as YouTube. So it's all the same. I think that's also part of it. Guys, we stood in line, but we weren't standing in line for Starbucks. We're standing in line for the hottest, newest drop. I got the summery raspberry swirl colorway of the pound cake. You know why this is lit though? Because I didn't know this turkey sandwich had mayo in it. Wow. Yes. It had the mayo, guys. It's not dry. It's not like that desert sandwich that you bite into and then you're just like, watch this. Is that the new hotness? Is that the hotness? It's got arugula in it. Wow. Okay. Here's a tip that I have about traveling. Before you go sit on a plane for hours at a time, where your body's going to get all tight and you're crunched up in the same position, you want to loosen up. And you loosen up by stretching. Come on, guy. If Andrew likes one thing, it's stretching. This is how you live a long, prosperous life. Grapefruit slices in the water. I haven't had grapefruit water before. I had cucumber water. I've had strawberry water. Grapefruit though? No. It's good. Oh my goodness. I really need to call my mom. Hello? Mom? Mommy? Yes. There's Chinese food inside. Oh, that's... Dude. Sizzle says we haven't seen the best yet. All right. No, we haven't. And we're only in town for like a day. So unfortunately, I don't know if we're going to get to see the best. There was another one of those videos where people were like, you didn't do this. I was here for like two hours. Andrew, what do you think about this mall, man? I think it looks really nice. It's kind of empty though. I was guaranteed by the unnamed gentleman that this acai bowl is delicious. He says he eats it every day. He says that he lived in Laguna Beach for five years. So I believe him when he says he knows what a good acai bowl is. Does he know or does he know? That's not bad. That's not freaking bad, man. Yo, I'm starting my day off with one of these droids. All right, Alex. What do we got here, man? We got some Hainan chicken steamed and fried, baby. This is going to be a Hainan chicken taste test. This is from Red Chicken and the 626. Now, Hainan chicken spots are actually popping up everywhere in the 626 right now. And they're usually like small spots to go. Not a lot of decor, but they're serving up good chicken. Wow. And it's not fried chicken that's in like, you know, KFC fried. It's just lightly fried. And this is a lot of Thai spots actually do fried Hainan chicken. Wow, bro. Do they have the ginger sauce? I tried the ginger. Ginger is pretty standard. The thing is about this ginger sauce, guys, real quick is that my favorite is the ginger scallion sauce. This is just ginger. So in Cantonese, we call this, uh, which is, uh, means ginger and scallion. But this is just ginger. Peppers here. Yo, we are sipping on Capri Sun. I got that chipoto. Shout out to all my Indonesians. Yes, man. Capri Suns made it back into our lives. And I love it because Capri Suns every time I get it, I feel like I couldn't always buy it all the time when I was a kid because I would tell my mom, but she would always say it's too sugary or it's not on sale. But now we copping Capri Suns. Ain't nobody telling us no. All right, what you're seeing now are the chips and guacamole at Frida's Tacos at 11 millimeters versus 15. It's very different. If there's two types of foods that we eat a lot of in our vlogs, it is Korean and Frida's Tacos. Oh, we're good. Look at me, look at me, look at my face. Who is from China and who's from the States? And we look the same. We got a team up. We should re-up and take over the game. I thought about copping the chain, getting attacked. But no, no, what it would say, fly that. After dude, we make your lungs pop. I know it started. Can't wait till the Trumps stop. You got the juice like a kumquat. I got your chips and they all in my lunchbox. Now we were hired. This is new punk rock. I'm never scared. This one's for Asia. No need for the KTV. Cause I do the damn thing regardless of the time zone. Accomplish anything that I put my mind on. Make it happen even in the no fly zone. You just trying to keep a chart on your iPhone. Woo, he done the third. They false slang. What's that word? 10 dollars. I'm a ****. What you heard is how your brothers with you two birds. I think it's officially time, people, that David Fung retires the Bape shorts. David, he's calling for the Tim Duncan retirement. I'm calling for we throw it up on the power wire. Wait, wait, wait, can we get a farewell tour of the Bape shorts though? It's been a long day without you, my friend. All right, I'm gonna show you how to maximize your Mongolian grill bowl, okay? I'm Chico. I'm gonna go to Paris Baguette right now and we're gonna go get my favorite strawberry cream bread. It's like kind of like a cornet bread. It's super soft. I love it. It's sold out. Oh no. They're usually right here. Wait, what's plan B? I don't have a plan B. You don't have a plan B? Creative over here. It's the berries and cream pastry. Shout out to Dworthy. Not a city that most people would shout out to, right? Tell them a real quick bit about Dworthy. It's in the bubble, but it's kind of not a bubble city. It's gonna be like part of the bubble. The bubble is expanding for sure. So Dworthy is kind of Asian now or not? Sort of. It's like old Asians. Wait, Dworthy is like next to Monrovia. Yeah. You see like the spread that's coming through. I think within the recent years, it's a lot more. I think it's super cool. This is a pretty hot shoe, man. Yo, Andrew, would you rock these? Because I can't wear these because this shoe is way too narrow for my foot. I like this one. Dude, come on. This color? You don't have to do this color. This color is tight. This is color. This color is tight. Because this looks more high-end. And it kind of goes along with the Easter thing because Easter is big right now. All right, what do you think about these, man? Trying to bring back the Zoom Flight 95 and the lifestyle. Nah, man. I don't buy into it, man. You know, I hooped in the Zoom Flight 95. What do you think about these PG1, man? What do you think? I don't really like this color. But it's interesting. I think it's interesting. It's interesting. These GPs, they look like a hiking shoe. Yay or nay, man? Nay. PGs? Yes. Those are tight. I like them. Did you say they got a new 11 low release? What are those? Like, I don't know the color name, you know, to be honest. Yo, Peter, you know, it's funny. They have this huge Air Force One section. I don't see anybody wearing them. I never see anybody wear Air Force Ones anymore, man. We have a pair of all-whites. I'm about to bust them up. In New York, you still see it. Here's the thing. It's pretty much pure air. There's not the columns. You know how it used to be like, you wasn't really on air. You was on columns supported by air. Now it's pure air. You know what? They're just air tubes. Yeah, they're just air tubes. I like it. I think it's going to take some time for them to figure out how to, you know, apply it properly. But overall, as a technology, I mean, how can you not like it? I actually always thought it was a really cool concept. And I actually have not tried them on yet, which I feel like I have to at some point. But they're pretty cool. Like, I've seen Travis Scott just wear them. Maybe I can't wear it in the same way. Maybe I want to get a pair. We are at the mall. Yes. This. This is what I'm talking about. This big, extra large funnel cake, guys. You guys. Deer sinews with the claw. Bruh. Are you serious? You know, all these people always want to talk about all Yeezys. Yeezys is so expensive. Okay. Yeah. How about this? Wild Black Lingzi DS. 800 a pound, bro. We got the Crazy Explosive Lows in an Andrew Wiggins colorway. Man, we have been talking about these for a long time, David. We finally have them. And you, David, for you, my friend, we have the Dame 3s. Man. This is a good looking shoe. I'm excited. So right now, we are about to ball in these for the first time. Adidas. Yo, shout out to Ken. He's not on our team anymore. But he's the first guy to really be like, Adidas and Nike. I was like, what? No, you know what Ken was saying? He was saying Knight. Because they have Knights in Britain. So that's why he kept, they're used to saying Nike. If you like rap and you're not into basketball, I don't think you're really into rap. Because they're so interconnected. They're more interconnected than anybody would ever want to admit. I actually don't think you can understand rap if you're not into basketball. Like, not 100%. Like, I'm not even saying you have to be into basketball. But you have to kind of understand it. Yo, what up, Jimmy? Bro, do you even lift, bro? Sometimes, sometimes. Do you even lift, bro? Jimmy is, oh! Yo, how many sides of rare flank steak have you been getting with your pho, bro? How much? Two, two side dishes, right? On the side. I got you on the vlog, man. You're the number one most famous reseller on the internet. Thank you, thank you. What's up? What's up, man? Good to see you. Most, most infamous. Yeah. He's going to be on the vlog? What's up? All right, so what's after that video, after some of the heat that you got? Did you start being like, yo, you know what? Let me wear some of my kicks. Is that, is that why? No, it's not because of the video. I just wear them because it goes with the outfit. So what you wearing? No, I just wear like Jordan 1s, Vans, and Yeezys, but not that much. I like wearing it before, and then after it comes out, then I- So, so you're more about the whole package now, dressing and wearing the shoes now. Okay, Allen Kuo, the world's most famous Chinese reseller. For me, if you guys don't, you know, my style of play, I need a really wide base, all full-length cushioning. So just the fact that it hits those two prerequisites puts it in my top five right now. I'm not saying of all time, but I'm just saying there's not a lot of shoes that are built for bulky shooters. The Jordan 31 is one of them. The Dane 3 is one of them. The LeBron 10 is one of them. So with that in consideration, I mean, but it hurts my midfoot because the lacing system is almost all contained in a tiny area. It's not, the pressure's not spread throughout your foot. It's just in one area. All right, my one minute on the Crazy Explosive Lows is, they're overall pretty good shoes, but I can't say that I feel very fast in them because this base is so big. It's kind of light, but it's all kind of squishy. And it feels like a really, really good, like, ultra-boost, really tight ultra-boost. It doesn't feel like a basketball shoe that I'm used to, like the Kobe's, where it's very light, quick, stable, kind of hard. These are really soft. They're overall really comfortable. I could see maybe a bigger player liking these. As a quick player who likes Kobe's, I'm not sure that I love them that much. I just don't feel as fast. All right, we're here with Michelle, a.k.a. Miss Chauncey, from Twitch. Okay, so today we shot a skit with the Phung Bros. We spent the whole day shooting it. We were in Pasadena, and we were all over, like, 66. It was my first time shooting, so definitely didn't know what to expect. But it was fun. John, ever since you started working with us again, you started the YouTube channel. I did, yeah, I did. So I never was into YouTube. I started working with the Phung Bros. Started my own YouTube channel about filmmaking and Hollywood stuff. Follow my channel, Cinema Heist. Tastes like I want to go buy my first pair of hugs right now. You get the frap. You also like chain smokers. Okay, all right, that makes sense. That's how the song goes. They say frappuccino in it.