The Nuggets blow the game | Weekly Dumb

You've only touched one penis in your life I'm not even there My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. This is the weekly dumb and spring training has begun Oh poetry, we like baseball I like baseball spring training is the best preseason of any sport Summer is on the way the other sports. We don't want to get hurt This is so the pitchers don't get hurt, but nothing really matters, but something nice happened Trey Mancini came back Trey Mancini came back He was out cancer surgery. He's healthy. He's playing standing ovation Very nice to see very nice to see yes network got a new score bug So now I need to retrain my eyes where they show the pitches. Where do they show the miles per hour? I need to figure that out, but if your team got a new score bug, let us know because that's huge You're gonna change the score bug game one. Yeah, I'm gonna make a video about my idea for a score bug I don't know why it it hasn't existed yet of a revolution Show the pitches sequence Trevor Ploof add a rowdy man got ejected from one game And that's how you know we're back spring training exists, Florida exists America's healing or the opposite or it's going the other way whatever whatever whatever Things heal differently. I'll think I don't All things heal Like it is a phrase though all things Depends cuz if like you get a severed leg like does it heal You're still sans leg at the end of the day without a leg. Yeah Jim this week's almost a breakdown. You're going to my Denver Nuggies. Yeah, thanks to whoever suggested this one It's kind of quick the Nuggets are down to they get the ball. They're driving It's a fast break Jamal Murray's got it a two ties the game. He pulls up you can take the three to win it No, he's gonna pass it to compasso I don't know who that is who puts up a three and misses meanwhile Porter is in the corner after the after the play like Me you were supposed to pass that to me And I was gonna tie the game and everyone's gonna cheer for me Jim. You'd love compasso Zach compasso highlight here Yeah, and kind of everybody screwed up Murray should have shot or passed nobody went to the basket everyone screwed up Everyone screwed up. I mean Murray tweeted out afterwards He was like look at this angle though kind of like deflecting blame, and it's like well come on, man You still screwed up. I'm putting 50% of blame on Murray and then the other 50% I'm divvying up between all his teammates all the coaching staff even the guy who mops the water spillage Cuz he had the best angle everyone in the building if that dude who mops up the water It just yells go to the rim. They tie the game go to the rim What is that he likes accents? No one knows how he really sounds Next up more sports Jake what happened Jimmy? I'm coming to you for this one. I need judge John boy I Got myself in a little bit of trouble circling back to last week Max homo won the event we were all excited He loves Tiger, but Tiger gets in an accident. Well. That was pretty scary. We kind of didn't really talk about that here anyways players We're doing a tribute for Tiger. There was some rumors about it, and then became an official thing They were wearing red and black Max homo took to Twitter and he said this whole thing like oh, I'm not I can't I can't wear the red and black and I Get it like their sponsors and stuff involved But also like he could wear a red and black shirt or do a tribute another way And he kind of brought the tweet upon himself, so I got involved I was a little high on the couch, and I told my jean story which is all-time But if you don't know me it comes off as douchey So I'm pleading one account of douchey if you don't know me But still like Max homo could have done something other players did stuff so am I a bad guy? visual ruling I'm fully on Max homo side here He tweeted out at 930 at night said he just found out about this was basically trying to say like hey How come no one let me know I didn't pack any red and black 930 at night. They tee off at like 6 a.m. That's impossible window to get a shirt that has all the designers and logos and brands that he has to rep He's not millionaire. He's not like Rory. He's not like any of these other guys that have big-time sponsorships He needs to wear and get his money where we get his money, and if his sponsorship is a hey, dude That's a quick turnaround. We didn't know they didn't know I think he went to Twitter trying to plead with everyone like guys I just found out about this is crazy I wish I could have done something, but it's really late and then Twitter turned on him because they're horrible So I think you were you weren't as bad as other people were but you were on the same line as the terrible people Yeah, so by fault you you sided with the terrible No, I was definitely on the team of the terrible people and I didn't fully understand that at first But it was everyone's approach and other people knew about this before so saying like I didn't know well That's what he was saying. He was saying how come no one told me I well But other people who weren't like also tiger didn't die the red shirts kind of like if I was a golfer big What are we doing here? It's fun Sunday red Reds is terrible color and tiger didn't die so that's my major concern with it. Let's go to not sports There was not a lot of not sports highlights today Only thing I found Jake that I thought was worth sharing with the people was that the Berlin Zoo celebrates the first gorilla birth in 16 years What's going on gorillas? Well my guess they only have like one gorilla of that age, you know So like 16 years ago, maybe this gorilla was born and then that girl had a baby and 16 years the next one that is a very Uneducated. Yeah, and probably wrong probably wrong. Don't correct it beautiful picture of the mom gorilla. It is a nice picture Yeah, let's read more animals. Well, that's tricky. What do you mean doing it? Okay. I want more gorillas You think the father's a gorilla? I don't know. I don't know what happened. I don't want to give an uneducated opinion There's been some zoos doing some weird stuff. So But congrats to the Berlin Zoo gorilla birth That's the only story found Lady Gaga's dog Lady Gaga's dogs got kidnapped in the and that's sad You should read up on it's crazy, but it's just sad. I got a dog and that's not sad. Her name is Maisie Maisie Maisel, she's sweet Jake. She's sweet little pup looks sweet. She's a big bot. Okay Yeah animal breeding big big like big backside my pup No, you'll see it. You'd be like, whoa. I'm not commenting on your pups, but okay, it's big It's the employee of the week. It's an employee eating sheep. It's an employee who's creep Why don't you end it? Do you say it's a boy? It was a creep. What that's tough about to win the award about there No, no one wants to win it. It goes to Chris Rose Newest member of John boy media his show debuted today the Chris Rose rotation He's got six active MLB players as his co-hosts very excited So he wins employee of the week. It's the roses rotation. It's quite the Situation Trevor May Steven Brawl other guys Tyler glass now Miggie Rojas sensation. We're sensational Guys, okay Congrats Chris First time he's ever been an employee of the week for sure. That was a weekly dumb