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My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb.
Jake just bit a rock. How are you doing?
There's my tooth.
Backwards hat.
I'm good. You can tell from my voice, I'm feeling good.
A big weekend. Oh my God, it was nuts.
Can't talk about it though.
It's a big giant secret.
We played ball, they played ball, all around the world,
including the World Baseball Classic. Jimmy, you've been watching every game.
There's been some cool highlights. I think Otani's put on an absolute show in multiple ways.
He's had amazing strikeouts, amazing home runs, he got farted on.
What's your highlight of the three highlights there?
The fart. I've been sad for you because your Republic of China has been...
Korea put up 20 on him in the fifth inning.
Get rung, China.
Man, that's bad news. Why show up?
Why show up? Back in his little font. Tell them about passing the ball, you like that a lot.
Otani hit a home run, big home run, against Team Australia, sorry.
And the fans, instead of fighting over the home run ball and trying to sell it, get money for it,
run in front of people with your club and catch it, brag about it to the 10-year-olds,
they passed it around and everyone took a picture, a selfie with it.
It's like a really cool, wholesome moment. I think Japanese crowds are the best crowds ever.
Ooh, top three crowds ever. Japanese crowds.
Taiwan put on a hell of a display too.
Taiwan crowds.
Where was the other one? Was it Kid Rock concerts? Famously bad.
Kind of, they cave in on themselves. Like they get good and then it's just like,
oh, we're all hurt.
They keep searching.
They got no one to plateau sometimes.
We covered the WBC and other things and talking baseball.
Oh, but for moose time, let's go to Almost a Breakdown.
We do a lot of animal videos here on this show and this one is kind of cool.
These two brothers were on snowmobiles and they got separated.
Which is bitching to start.
Yeah, that's cool. I don't know. I've never been on a snowmobile.
Hit up your brother and let's go snowmobiling together.
It's like you're together, but you also don't talk at all.
People do like four wheel and like, let's go quad and that stuff.
What happened to your shoulders there?
Anyway, this moose got in the way. The moose is staring down the brother on the snowmobile,
who's off the snowmobile, kind of looking at them, like trying to scare the moose.
You're on something that's fast.
The guy got off the snowmobile in time and I did like that.
The moose kind of got tabletop, front tabletop, shout out our friend Ken,
by the snowmobile and then the moose gets up and is really embarrassed.
It's a really embarrassed moose.
Its face is white because it face planted into the snow
and it kind of looks at the snowmobile like, what are you?
You hurt me, snowmobile, and then runs off.
Insult to injury, like you mentioned the front tabletop,
which again, one of our friends had, you know,
a tabletop sack when someone goes behind a person and you push them over tabletop.
One of our friends, someone went in front of them and kneeled down
and they just looked at them and they got front tabletop, which never before happened.
It's really a bad thing if you get, if you're so susceptible to a front tabletop.
Our buddy's going to be pissed. We mentioned it.
It's like his all time.
Whenever I meet someone, he's like, don't tell him about the front tabletop.
Doesn't like it. Sorry.
Okay, let's go to the more sports.
No, we're a political show, animals, politics, sports, and in the greater DMV area,
the governors of Virginia and Maryland are going to play a basketball game,
March Madness to determine which state will be home to the new FBI headquarters.
I dropped all my notes.
Oh, that's what that was.
So I don't know.
Your face came out so red.
How hard were you pushing your face there for a sec?
Pretty hard. I have a red face.
The governor of Maryland offered the challenge.
Right.
If these guys play basketball and film it, they both never get elected again.
That's a promise.
Because you and I looked at each other and we're like, are we doing this?
Because basketball is a sport where if you look bad playing basketball, you're done.
It's over.
You can't be taken serious.
That's why I don't play basketball on camera, off camera.
You're always, always be balling.
ABB.
Yeah.
Tell people that.
ABBA, ABBA, always be balling a lot.
Something about Glenn Youngkin.
There's too many, too many G's and N's and it's just like.
I wish you could see it.
I dropped all my notes.
And where'd they go?
Because one day we'll, one day we'll start editing these episodes and that'll be like,
and then we could just edit to that.
It's raining worms in China.
It's raining worms, John boy.
And this is the not sports.
It's actually not raining worms, but it's just such a good headline that I want to put in there.
And go to DraftKings and bet on governors playing basketball, I guess.
Maryland had the odds.
Why not?
Worm rain in China, Zach.
So there's a picture of this car and it looks like there's worms all over it.
Say it a little more aggressively towards Zach.
Worm rain in China, Zach.
If you look at the picture though, it's clearly not worms.
So I did some Googling and I was like, worm rain in China, true?
And it was like, nah, it's leaves.
So these ain't worms at all.
No, they're just petals of leaves of flowers.
Poplar, poplar trees.
I mean, a dream of yours, if I told you it was on the table,
if I gave you like five things that you could see happen to me before I pass.
Bird drops a snake on you.
I love those videos.
That's basically what this is.
If I was walking into work one day and I had my head down
and you were just like, Jake, you're really flustered.
And I was like, I got rained on by worms.
Yeah.
You'd like check that box and be like, okay, I'm one step closer.
I'd like a bird to drop another animal on you.
I love videos like that.
Yeah.
The one in the picnic when the bird scoops up the snake
and then drops it on the picnic table.
And they're like, what the ****?
That's awesome.
Video timer.
Yeah.
One time just swears on her life.
This happens.
I wasn't there for it.
She said she was walking noodle and a squirrel had like picked up a bagel
and went above them and dropped it.
Hit noodle on the head.
Swears on her life.
Is that why noodles so silly?
Bagel brain.
Yeah.
Big time bagel brain.
Work here or maybe you don't.
It doesn't matter.
Sam, I was going to go say she was kind of the main orchestrator
of the big five day event we just did.
I think she did like laundry every night and van rides.
She was active.
We didn't run any kinks.
And so I think Sam, she's got to put a picture of herself
into the frame in the office.
She's going to hate that.
Her sister came.
So Mac.
Yes.
All right, Mac.
Sam's sister, Mac.
Not Sam.
Now it's going to get even worse.
But you can put a picture of both of you in there.
Just crush your face out, Sam.
She's right there.
That was the Weekly Dumb.
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