John Krasinski as Star-Lord [DeepFake]

Peter, what happened? Hey, uh, uh, uh... Barit. Barit, look, I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I forgot you're here. Let us see what you brought. Peter Jason Quill, from Terra. Raised from youth by a band of mercenaries called the Ravagers, led by Yondu Udonta. Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't know how this machine worked. What a bunch of a-holes. And Quill, your ship is filthy. Oh, she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, the place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. You got issues, Quill. At last! I shall meet my foe and destroy him! You called, Ronan? Don't you move, boy! Then why stop the big guy? Simple. You know where to sell my orb. How are we gonna sell it when we and it are still here? My friend Rocket here has escaped 22 prisons. Oh, we're getting out. That orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronan. If you free us, I'll lead you to the buyer directly, and I'll split the profit between the three of us. I'm through. This is a terrible plan. Hey, you're the one who said you wanted to die among friends!