Tom Cruise is Iron Man [DeepFake]

...either forced to join their militia... And for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources share their collective vision to leave behind a brighter future. It's not about us. Therefore, what I am saying, if I am saying anything, is welcome back. Alright, I have a plan. Or at least the beginning's a one. Pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't want to dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet. Are you yawning? Did you hear what I said? Stop whistling after you've said that we need a plan. Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page. See, not winging it isn't really what they do. Uh, what exactly is it that they do? Kick names. Take ass. Yeah, that's right. I read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure... should have killed you. The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear? The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. It's sort of like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing. Yes, I've met them. You've managed to piss off every single one of them. Not a great plan. When they come... and they will... they'll come for you. When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics? Last night. All this... came from you. All this... came from that. Give yourself some credit. Please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself 12% of the credit. 12%? So generous! So much money! Wow! Out of curiosity... will any portion of that grant be made available to faculty? I know. Ew, gross. But hear me out. I have got this cool idea. Of course.