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Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to Off the Great Wall. We've got such a treat for you today. Comment on your comments. And I've got two extra guests. Which is half-deaf right now. Half-deaf. I just deafed him. We've got Yi, the lovely Yi, and the lovely Mia, and the lovely Mike. He's not lovely. What are you talking about? I'm like the fifth most beautiful person. He's literally the opposite of lovely. This is from Diary of an Asian Kid. Justin Yang says, Not lucky. What? Lucky? Ah, ah, ah. My school was 75% Asian. It was not. It was in California, Cupertino. Your high school, right? High school, absolutely. And my middle school was 100% Asian because it was in China. It's just not diverse enough. And like, it's like, honestly, you feel much less special. I got beat up a lot. Seriously, when I moved into Boston, the first day I moved into my neighborhood, it was predominantly non-Asian. I got beat up by the kids in my neighborhood. But wait, so you're saying... Yeah, I did. When there was 70% Asians, because all Asian kids, like, as you said, most Asian kids are super competitive. It's like driving up rent in Manhattan. They drive up the grading curve so much that you cannot be, like, mediocre, or else you will totally fail. I think more Asians would have definitely been better for me. Definitely. So I think you're lucky. No, because now I feel awkward around other people because I've only been around Asians my whole life. So this is from the video 12 Chinese Expressions on Love and Relationships. And this comment is from J. Carol R. My parents still take the 8th character pretty seri... My parents still take the character 8th pretty seriously. It really gets on my nerves. And no, I don't like bad guys. Not my type at all. I prefer studious, responsible, and nice guys. How boring of you. I'm just kidding. Like, you're totally able to like whoever you want. So we know what kind of guys he likes. Crazy. Psychos. Psycho. Bad boys. I do enjoy crazy, psycho bad boys. She makes me and Mike look good because we're studious. Not me, but maybe Mike. Responsible, check. And we're both nice guys. Responsible and nice, studious? I don't think either of you guys are that studious, to be honest. Mike did all right in school. I think the only thing that Mike can be under is boring. Oh! A zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. No, no, no, but who doesn't like a guy who knows how to ride a motorcycle? You know? That's great. Motorcycle's so dangerous. I don't care. That's why you ride a bike. That's true. Every girl I knew growing up was like, I was like, hey Dan, you're really nice, but I like this guy because he's got a motorcycle. And I was like, yeah. It's not just the motorcycle. It's also the hair and the white beard, you know? I've lost so many girls to guys on motorcycles. It's not even funny. You guys are laughing now, but like, seriously, all the guys on motorcycles were probably either injured or like, dead. So you guys are getting all the girls now. So you should be happy. That's true. So we're waiting till all the bad guys die. There's a time. Then we get their leftover women. Yeah. Hey! I'm happy with that. It ain't leftovers. All right, this is from the Chinese parents and I love you video. And this is from springfoe23. Hey there, off the Great Wall, I really want to know if in ancient China or even in the early 1900s, did Chinese people kiss their loved ones to express feelings? No, we don't kiss. Ancient China, especially, we don't kiss. Yeah, in ancient China, heck no, right? Like even greetings, there was no handshaking. It was, you know, guo zhou. I think if they were a couple, if they were like married, they'd kiss. Well, what was the question? But not in public. And when they kiss, they would have the long sleeves and be like, behind the sleeve, kissing or whatever. When I was growing up, like all my Western friends, you know, their moms would even kiss me on the cheek. Yeah. I know, because they treated you like family. So when I was growing up, I always gave my mom a kiss on the cheek. And then when I got older and other Asian, when I started to be around more Asian people, they were like, they looked at me like I was crazy. I saw you do that once. Yeah, and people were like, what the hell? But I've been doing that since I was a kid, since a baby. Like all my friends now, they're 30, they'll give their moms and dads, too, a kiss. The dad thing, that was weird. Because I seen them, I see the boys give their dads a kiss. And I was like. Lefty Lex asks, so will you, same video, will you say I love you to your kids? Of course. Really? Yeah. You would say that? Yes. Because I never got it. So I'm gonna give as much love as I have to my kids. You guys will all say I love you to your kids? I'll say I love you to my kids because that will make it less awkward when I say it. They're older. What? What does that mean? You know, when you say it more often, it's less awkward. They don't wanna practice. It's hard to say it when they're like four, they get used to it, so that in the future, it's not like this awkward moment where you're like, I really wanted to say, nevermind. I got a question, would you guys say it in Chinese or English? Like, I love you is different than I love you. I love you is like. How is that different? Yo, I don't know. Saying I love you is much easier, at least to me, than saying I love you. I love you. It just doesn't flow. There's something wrong with it. Because you could be like, love ya, or love you, or I love you, but in Chinese, you can't be like, I love you. Yes, we can. What? We say I love you. I love you. What? Who says that? We say that. Who's we? Dude, you guys are not Asian enough to judge. Who's we? Who is the we? Who is the Asians? Are you like, are you representing all Asians here? No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, people say I love you and I love you all the time. No, I never heard that in my life. Let us know. Because you don't know anybody Guys, let us know if you ever said, I need. Amy He, same video, says, oh, another thing. You know how there's different words to express love in Chinese? They often use the one, I don't know how to spell it, reserved for elders to children and stuff when they really, really need to make an impact. Mama, baba, I need is used pretty much more, is used much more playfully. She's saying that the parents use a different way of saying I love you. Yeah, how? Like, okay, like my parents will be like, like they don't say like, I love you, but they say, you know, mama, baba, I love you. And it's not as awkward. You know your mom and dad loves you. You speak in a third person point of view, so it's less awkward. It's a little less awkward. It's like saying Mia Chan loves you. You ever got that? Mama, baba, I love you. Yes, but my mom also says the first person. Oh, yeah. Lola Star says, dear Chinese girls, either lower your expectations or prepare to be a single Pringle forever. Nice. That's the single Pringle. Sounds like a party to me. I mean, honestly, if you've got food, love me and we'll get along. And we get along, then I'll probably marry you because it's all you should hope for. Okay, I get her point. I like the fact that you don't need much. Love is all you need. But she did say food. Love is all you need to survive. Love and food is all you need. But I think you're forgetting that you also need like a bed to sleep on. Okay, no, that's not her point. Her point is, you don't need all this crazy stuff. You need the necessities of life. Food is a necessity, but so is other things you're like forgetting. No, she's using food to encompass like, okay. Also, keep in mind, she's saying, dear Chinese girls. So maybe she's saying Chinese girls have their expectations set too high. Yeah, they do. That is true. Because there's so few of them, I guess. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. I mean, I'm in no position to judge anyone. But what I always tell guys is that I don't have actual eyebrows. What's that even mean? I don't understand. I don't know what you just said. Listen, listen. I'm like, to maintain my eyebrows, it costs money. In other words. No, I'm not asking for a lot, but I need. Just some eyebrow money. Just some eyebrow. No, enough to buy an eyebrow pen once a month. So this is from the video Top 10 Romantic Comedies of All Time. And this is kind of backing my point. This is towards Dan. All right, this is from Mini K. Okay, how the flying fluffiness. Have you not seen The Princess Bride? How the flying fluffiness, man. I love it. The flying fluffiness. Pringle Pringle and flying fluffiness. What the hell is wrong with you? Do yourself and your ancestors a favor and go watch it. Wow. I love how you not only talk about him, but it has this whole ancestral family tree. So profound. Don't embarrass your ancestors. All right, I gotta tell you guys something. Did you watch it? I have still not watched The Princess Bride. I have not watched The Godfather, so. Until you watch The Godfather, I will not watch it. Which I will sit down to watch, all three. Wait, have you seen The Princess Bride? Yes. You have? What do you think? Is that good? It's a classic. A lot of the lines from the movie is being referred to today. And this is Diana Antolines. Thank you. If you guys don't get millions of views, then there is no hope for humanity. OMG, I can't stop laughing. That's from our Top 10 Movies video. The romantic movies. Oh, nice, nice. Oh, people really like you guys. I wonder why. I'm just kidding, they're really good. I said Jerry Maguire, didn't I? Did I say Jerry Maguire? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. I did, right? It was one of your movies. I almost passed out, because I thought I forgot to put it in there. No, no, you had to do that. That's really nice, thank you. We also think millions of people should watch our Top 10. You know what, I think tens of millions of people. That's right. I think hundreds of millions of people. Like one billion. One billion people. My turn. You're starting to act like a Chinese girl. How to confess your love on Valentine's Day. That's the video. It's from Fantasy X Mimi. And, okay, so Fantasy X Mimi said, no, wait, no, wait to be real. If someone confesses their love to me with that whole math thing, it would totally work. Would that work? That won't work in real life. I don't know. I'm jaded. A lot of girls said that won't work. Hey, why don't you guys actually go try out? On who? Just go out there, venture out. I know you have so many. Hey, why don't we go, I got an idea, let's go to Union Square, get a blackboard and do that to girls. Yeah. Just be like, hey, do you know this? And they'll be like, wow, that's a hard problem. Be like, oh, we're gonna do it. We're gonna be like, would this work on you? So I don't know what I'm gonna do with no numbers that I'm gonna get, because it's not gonna work. I apologize to all the girls at Union Square who will be attacked by these boys. But, all right, the next video is the four most beautiful Chinese women ever. And Samuel Cheung said the most beautiful Chinese women ever are on the blackboard. Oh my God, that is so sweet. Me and Dan are very happy to be working with all these lovely women every day. We're just privileged every day to come to work and have nice ladies to work with. Only, you guys meant what you said. Yeah. We meant what we said. If only they enjoyed working with us as much as we enjoy working with them. All right, guys, so that's our comments video. And we will be starting a tradition where we will announce the fan of the month. We used to do that, bro. We're gonna redo it, but we're doing it better. You know why? Whoever wins the fan of the month, we are gonna give you an Off the Great Wall T-shirt. Hey, the way you just said that meant we're almost giving it to Mia. Yes, Mia, Mia, I thought you said we're gonna give you Mia. Oh my God. It's the Off the Great Wall T-shirt. Wait, how do they win? How do they win? Okay, if you wanna be our fan of the month, you gotta subscribe to us on YouTube, gotta like us on Facebook, and start commenting on different posts and different videos. And we pick out the best comments that we can find. We're gonna get millions of comments if you just said we're gonna give away Mia. We're gonna give away Mia. We might not give you the shirt because, you know, that's expensive. She will have another shirt on, though. Yeah, we'll ship Mia some time. Oh, no, you did not. No, you did not, Mike. So here's the thing, guys. We're gonna actually, no matter where you are in the world, we're gonna ship the shirt to you. No, if you give me the shirt, mine is me. You can have Mia. But a brand new one. No, no, mine is the blood that I'll be washing off the shirt after I punch. No, this shirt will come with a freestyled Mike. So make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel and like us on Facebook and start commenting on stuff. And then you might be the next lucky winner. All right, so our first loyal subscriber, Facebook liker, man, fan of the month is SomeGuyXYZ. SomeGuyXYZ! That man, as many of you know him. Once you see this video, PM us either on Facebook or on YouTube and let us know your shipping address along with your shirt size and we will ship a lovely shirt to you. Also, if you're under the age of 18 or 16, let your parents or ask your parents for permission because we'll be needing your address, your personal address, so in case some mom thinks you're- Yeah, you don't wanna give it out to strangers. You don't want Mike to start stalking you and- All right, guys, again, thanks again so much for watching. That was our comments on your comments. I don't know which one that was. We did a bunch. But anyways, thanks for watching. We brought some lovely folks on, so hope you guys enjoyed it. Yeah, we enjoyed being here with y'all. Y'all. All right, see ya, y'all. Y'all enjoyed our craziness. See ya. Wait, I have one comment. Please don't come back after this. You guys forgot one comment. What's that? The comment, I got this on Twitter the other day. So, fan Jingkyong Park said that, am I the only one that thinks Dan is just so freaking handsome? Yeah! As in, yeah, she's the only one that thinks so? No, she said, am I the only one? And you just respond, yeah. That's that song from Mulan. And the only girl who loves him is his mother. Wait, wait, wait. I just watched your theme song. What song is that?