Dating Vs. Marriage

Hey guys, welcome to Off The Grid War, I'm Dan and I'm Christine. So a lot of you guys might be in relationships now and possibly are married or are going to get married. So we wanted to show you some differences between dating and marriage. Take it with a grain of salt. The movie is coming out. Yeah, just give me one second. Yeah, be right there. Hold on. Hey honey, come check this one out. I call it Uji. Hey, you ready? Yep, ready to go. I'm going to take you to that amazing new restaurant in town. It took like a month to get a reservation. Sasushi? Yes. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god, let's go. Let's go. Hey, I got dinner. Oh, can I check something? I've been to Games On. You forgot the fries. Hey, thanks for picking the dinner spot. That was pretty good. Well, I'm glad you liked it. Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, it's like the first time. So, thanks for introducing me. Oh, excuse me. Oh, it's alright. No big deal. Hi. Can't wait to taste what you're making. Well, I have a five course meal coming up. And first is hand made spanakopita. It took me about five hours to roll that dough. You'll love it. Try it. Mmm. So good. Oh. Honey, you have something stuck in your teeth. Oh. Here? Oh. I'm sorry. What? You have a chip on your face. Is it? Is it my teeth? Oh, my face? Yeah, on your cheek. My, this one right here? Here? Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh, nice. Hey, hon, I got you the last one from the pastry shop down the street. It's so good. I want you to try it. It's amazing. It tastes like you're in a French patisserie. A French what? Patisserie. You know, a pastry shop? Oh. Patisserie. Mmm. These are amazing. It's so good, right? Mm-hmm. Like you're just floating in France. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know these are my favorite ones, right? These are good chips. I don't even like this flavor. Hey, I'm off to the gym. You're not going to be the only one that looks good. Oh, you. Have fun. I thought you said you were going to the gym. Twelve ounce curls. Feel that burn. Oh, feel it. Tell me if this has ever happened to you. You get an email, like from a group list, and then you think you're forwarding it onto a person, but you actually hit reply all. Oh, I do that all the time. It's so embarrassing. Yeah, but this time I attached a photo. Oh, no. Oh, and I was walking to work the other day, and this guy was like, hey, baby, you look nice today. Is that right? Uh-huh. And then he was like, hey, baby, you look nice today. He just, like, stopped there as if he was expecting me to, like, stop and have a conversation or something. I had half a mind to just stop staring. No way. Yeah, like, okay, well, you don't look so good yourself. Seriously? I guess we're having a conversation about this. Yeah. Go on. It's incredible what men think they can get away with. Oh, you don't say. Uh-huh. So, anyways, yeah, that was so much fun. I had so much fun with you. I had lots of fun with you, too. Oh, my gosh. I got to catch the bus. I got to go. I love you. I love you, too. I'll miss you. I'll see you later. I'll text you. Oh, text me. No, I'll text you. I'll text you right when I get on the bus. I love you so much. Okay, bye. Okay, I'll text you. I love you. Okay, I'll text you right when I get home. Bye. Okay, I'll call you. I love you. I'll miss you already. I love you. Hey, do you think she's prettier than me? No. Not even close. You're not even in the same league. Hey, how come you don't look like that? Gee, I could really use a drink. Wait, right here. I'll get it for you. Thank you. You're welcome. Can you just go get that one right there? Right over there. Yeah, yeah. Hi. Oh, can you scratch my back a little bit? Can you? Oh, and then there's a bag of chips in the kitchen. Can you grab that one for me, too? Oh, and then get my massager. It's over by the bedroom. And can you also bring me a glass of water? Thanks. Honey, do I look fat in these jeans? Of course not. You look great in them. I love you. Oh, by the way, I signed you up for the gym. Oh, hey, um, the guys invited me over for the baseball game to watch it tonight. And I told them I'd go, but I'd much rather be here with you. Oh, well, maybe you should go. You did promise, right? Yeah, I did promise. Well, how long does it take? It's like four hours. Four hours? Oh, I'll text you, like, the whole time. You know what? I'm not, I won't go. Well, you already said you'd go, so go. But text me, okay? I did say I would go, but... It's okay. Spend time with your boys. You sure? Okay. Four hours tops. Hey, I made up a game. Dice coaster. Get out of the house. Oh, no. Are you sick? Yeah, a little bit. Lie down. Okay. And make yourself tea. Your feet just fine. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. I'll make you some tea. Thank you. What's the matter, honey? Not feeling well? Can I have a hug? I'm not letting you get inside. That's beautiful. So gorgeous. It'll look great on you. You know, I can't afford it now, but I'm definitely going to get it for you in the future. Really? Yeah. Hey, I got you something. Oh. Hey. I can't believe you remember this. We saw this when we were first dating. Yeah, I told you I'd get it for you one day, right? But thanks for putting up with me. Oh, my gosh. Oh. You're first. Hey, guys. Thanks again for watching. We hope you enjoyed that video. You know, I'm in a relationship now. Hopefully I don't turn into the guy later on. Well, I'm married now, and you will. Hey, and if any of those scenarios are relatable to you guys, don't forget to comment. Let us know. Make sure you subscribe. Like us on Facebook. Oh, and check us out on Subbable. And of course, thanks to Christine for helping out with this video.