SURPRISED THE BOYS

Hey, Ashley. Don't ever turn the heat on again or I swear. How come you're in focus and I'm not? I'll kill you. There we go. Well, I just hit a little workout folks. Ashley's going to do a business call and guess what I get to do? Eat the breakfast of champions. You guys know what this is? Do you know what this is? That is bacon eggs salad and the fattiest ranch you could fathom Because it's a lot of fat. How are you guys loving on Ezra? Yeah. That's right. Dad, I think Ezra hates Russell. No, he doesn't dude. Guys, Ezra loves Russell. Daddy's gonna get you dressed and we're gonna go play. But let me let me get rid of my allergies real quick. We're gonna play something. Colin is the best babysitter. I bet Colin's gonna be our babysitter when he grows up. Dude, the first thing he did when he woke up. What was the first thing you did Colin when you woke up today? Are you happy? Why do you look so mad? I'm about to have to clean up some Raiden do. Raiden's on poop. Russell's on poop duty day for Raiden. Have a fun time cleaning up that poop, son. I just hear Russell gagging. That's all I can hear. Russell's the toughest person that I've literally like mentally physically toughest person I've ever met in my life, but he can not pick up dog food. I can't even do it. I can't do it. I'll pay you. How much do I gotta pay you to do this thing? You don't have any money. I pay you. Go get it, dude. We just got the boys ready. We're gonna take them to go see Wonder Woman. They have been wanting to see this since they saw a commercial for it forever ago. But we told them we're not gonna take them today, so they don't know where we're going. It's gonna be a surprise. Ezra, do you know where we're going? Say I don't know, but I'm ready to go. Do you guys know where we're going? We don't know where we're going, do we? What are you playing? That's Batman? What? That's the cops? They put kids in jail in there, huh? Oh the bad guys. Someone's in jail? Who is that? I don't know. That looks like the red little uh... What's it called? Lego man. Is that a gremlin? No. Let's see. Hold on. He's a villain. That's a villain? Okay. He belongs in jail, doesn't he? Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. He has a Wolverine face? Oh, she has Wolverine hands? Oh, he didn't put the Wolverine hands on them? Let me out. Okay, let's go get in the car. Are we gonna go see Wonder Woman? I see she has a sword. Are you guys so excited to go? Let's go buy our tickets. Should we go buy our tickets? Okay. We just got back from the movie and as we were walking out Simon was like, mom I know what you need to be for Halloween and I was like, I totally agree. Should we be a Wonder Woman? Oh, Cohen said it. It was Cohen that said it? Cohen, it was you that said it? Oh, it was Cohen that said it. What did you say to me? I said I want you to be a Wonder Woman because you're a girl. Because I'm a girl, huh? And he said because mom you have black hair like Wonder Woman. So I'm like, huh? I mean, I try, you know, I try. I want you guys to hear what they thought of the movie. Will you tell our friends what you thought of the movie? Was it good? What did you like the most about it? What was your favorite part? They said Wonder Woman was fighting a monster and then he killed her and left to find a bone. Okay, you guys pretend you didn't hear that. Simon, Simon is currently building a Batmobile. Simon, what was your favorite part of the movie? When he was, she was hurting the bad guy, kicking him? Okay, that's cool. What are you playing with right now? Oh my goodness. Well, we definitely recommend you to... Okay, I'll take your sock off. We definitely recommend you guys go see it. It was really good. We liked it. Ezra actually sat in my lap and watched the whole thing. He was just going, what? It was so cute. And then he peed on me. So that was fun. I think his situation wasn't tucked down, if you know what I mean. If you're, if you're a boy mom, you know what I mean. And it just went up all over my shirt and all over my pants. And so I sat and peed half the movie, but it was really good. You know, it's a good time. Technically not allowed to vlog without a hat on, Ashley says. But I'm doing it anyway. The day is coming to the end. My beautiful wife is grinding away like a boss. All I see is numbers and names and a lot of things that don't really make sense to me. But you know what? She's the boss, babe. Ezra and I are watching UFC because, I don't know if you guys know this or not, but like my number one fighter on the planet that I've always just loved. It's kind of coming to the end of his career. I've been watching him since gosh, 2006. That was in high school. His name is Jose Aldo and this dude is bad. So Ezra and I are going to watch him kick a lot of butt. I don't know where you get your chunkiness from, but I sure do like it. Does anybody else like to pinch their baby's fat? Oh, look at that little belly. Look at that little belly. Look at that little belly and those little cheeks. Oh. Give us a little thumbs up. And subscribe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No? Okay, though if you don't subscribe for a baby talking, subscribe for boobies. Guys, seriously, look at him. He can't do this fight. He has to lose his fat before he starts fighting. He's like, ooh, yeah, ooh. Come on, get him. I like watching Thomas when he watches a fight. His head sways and like he's dodging punches. And he doesn't even know it. He's sort of freaking out because he couldn't see the TV. Do you like watching fights, Ezra? Yeah? It is time for bed and we're going to go brush our teeth. We're going to wash our toes, our fingers. Tomorrow we have church and our cousin Eric comes into town. Daddy's going to pick him up from the airport, huh? Say, we will see you guys tomorrow. Okay.