Yankees and Red Sox in the Wild Card & Man Catches Alligator | Weekly Dumb

He likes it right between the eyes. It's my favorite spot to pet Noodle. Yeah, all dogs. Thumb up the brow. Sometimes I use that. Can't feel that. You can't feel that at all. My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how was your weekend? You went to a wedding in Newport? Jim went to a wedding in Newport, Rhode Island. Congrats, Connor and Leah. Had a good time out there. Wow. It was a good time. Newport is like the yuppie capital of the world, kind of. Actually, the further you get off, because it's like Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard. Had a good time, saw a lot of old friends, danced, got bit by the drunkest guy there named Piper. Piper bit you? Who felt like they were more in love, the bride or the groom? Who? Um. Okay, smart. When I used to film weddings. You had your baby. Lie. Did not have my baby. My wife is still pregnant with our baby. Okay. Still. Inside of her. Bowling ball in the belly. It kicked right now. Could be kicking right now for sure. Can we talk about the sports? Jim, is it going to be the baseball? Let's talk about the baseball. Can we talk about the baseball? The baseball was wild. There was a chance for crazy ties in baseball and the AL ended up no ties. We get the Yankees going to Boston for a one game elimination wild card game. If you're a casual observer, that's a fun game. If you're a Yankees fan or Boston fan, it's hell. That kind of sucks for us. Yeah. Boston fans, welcome. Yankees have done the wild card dance a few times. It is miserable. Let's play 162 games across the whole summer and then have it come down to one game. Where anything can happen. Where the worst team in the sports wins 55 games a year. And Fenway Park's what? Third in ballpark factor? Oh my gosh. So like it's the biggest anything can happen. Faking Schwarber at the deadline. Bobby Dahlbeck. How do you like them apples? I'm already heart in my stomach. Oh my gosh. It's good for baseball. It's really good for baseball. Red Sox, Yankees, and then in the National League. Also, Wano versus the Dodgers is awesome. Not the Bills. Wrong. Wano versus the Dodgers. Baseball's hot in the streets. Talking baseball. Talking Yankees. I don't know. Sports. Watch it with us. We're going to have fun. Oh, we'll be live streaming every game. So join us. It'll be fun. We're going to stream a lot. Live stream. Jim, we do another segment called Almost a Breakdown here. And there's something here that's a little kind of like our friend. Yeah. The reptile story. This dad was trying to capture a gator. Or is it a crocodile? Oh, no. A gator. Six foot alligators. He's got the garbage can. Coming at him with the garbage can. His caption's like, you know, he went into protect mode. Got to protect the kids. And he's coming at him with the garbage can. Gators know what's going on. All of a sudden. Three minutes. He drops the top of the garbage can, like the lid, and it smacks the back of the gator in the head. And the gator's confused. Like, whoa. I didn't know this box had a weapon attached to it. And then I was also very interested when he had to lift the box up, because gators are heavy. Yeah. And that's a total pivot point. Because if you lift too early and the gator's not in there, then the gator's out and you lost your first line of defense. So that's a real pivot point of the video. At the end of the video. Let's act it out. That was the top of the garbage. Are these on? At the end of the video. Contact. That's a foul. One of his kids is just filming him, which means there was two people filming, which means I don't know how much protecting he was doing, because there was two people just on the gator's flank filming. Like, if the gator diverted course, he wasn't protecting him anymore. So that kind of threw me for a little gator. This is. I know the Florida stuff has become a joke, but I think we talked about it in another week where it's just like stuff like this happens in Florida and it changes who you are as a person. Oh, yeah. Yes. Let's go to more sports. Jim, more sports. Before we do, we've got a little manscaped treat for this episode. Zach, don't hit the power button. Gave us one. The charged one that doesn't have batteries and one that's charged. And it's kind of doing a social ******* experiment on us. Stanford prison experience. We have an option to trade at the end. Do you want to trade? Because you have the dead one. I want to trade so bad. I don't want to trade. This is fully charged. Find out at the end. Escape. Lawnmower 4.0. Mine is full. I'm not trading. Tell me about the more sports. We're going through it today. We've got Zach on the timer. You've heard him screaming. He probably sound like this. Five minutes. Skateboards containing Tony Hawk's blood sell out almost instantly. This isn't part of the headline. And that's obvious. I don't like this. I don't get it. I don't know why. I think it's fake to get some to get some of his blood. You're a skateboarder. That's like the king. I just don't think you're selling blood. I don't. I just don't think he's actually selling. You don't think he's given his blood. Tony. They were like, we sterilize the blood. He's like, don't clone me. Like, I don't know. I don't get it. Tim, speaking of all time greats, Pedro Martinez says the umpires don't know ----. Pedro was trying to call a balk on the pitcher and the umpires have that pitcher had never balked in his career. And then Pedro goes, well, that's because the umpires don't know ----. The umpires don't know ---- about what they're doing. I love it, man. I think we're heading into a good direction. I mean, all you guys like the weekly dumb and stuff like that. And then people are cursing on TV. The Manning's Eli, Devin Williams out for the playoffs for the brewers breaks his hand by punching a wall socks. We love the brewers. We love Devin. Yeah. Tuesday, bruise day. Watch bull dorm one time. Show him the scenes. You don't hit him with your pitching hand. If you're going to get into a bar fight with a drunk, don't punch him with your throwing hand. He hit me before. You run into that wall. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy that that story is going to happen in baseball every like three years. Just on repeat. It'll just never stop. I think for like the last 60 years, young dumb athletes overridden by adrenaline. Jalen hurts compare compares Eagles lost to Cowboys to pooping. He's dressed in such an outfit during this press conference that is not a guy who talks about pooping. He looks like he's going to sing your fiance smooth jazz or like some smooth R&B and there's candles lit. Like you wear that outfit. There's candles lit everywhere you go. And then he and everybody said, I just I kind of like the quotes, honestly, like you take a poop. You flush it. And that's you have a bad game. That's kind of what he's saying. I get the mentality behind it. You're right. The outfit and the message aren't aligned. And you take a poop. You have to like observe it. Find out what happens like diarrhea. Okay. What did I eat? What made this constipated? What I eat? What made this? And then like change it because you're doing your body wrong. You're always searching your poop. If I'm having a unusual bowel movement, I'm trying to figure out what caused it. I take care of myself. You don't just flush it and forget it. That's how you just lead an unhealthy life. Double tapered bananas, Jim, and finishing off with not sports missing sports story. This is not about sports, guys. Missing man joins his search party looking for himself. This was in Turkey. Turkey. Let's go. And one. On thumb. Yeah. Guy got drunk. Searches his own search party. We talked about a little bit on JGR last week and check out JGR. I wasn't on it. He got drunk and lost. And then when he woke up, there was a group of people in the woods shouting his name and he just joined him. He was like, wait, why he shot my name? And then I'm like, he's missing. He was like, I'm him. Like there's different levels of drunk. We also often reference like Budweiser drunk, like that's angry, fighting drunk. There's a certain level. When you're in Turkey and you get drunk and you wander into the woods, that's a certain level of fun drunk. Let's check it out. It's the employee of the week. It's an employee that eats sheep. Miggy Rojas. Oh, dude. Miggy Rojas. Managed the Marlins. He's a man, dude. He's awesome. He's on the Chris Rose rotation and he got to manage the Marlins game 162. Let's final test our manscape. Do you want to trade? 4.0. I do not want to trade. Dude, I want to trade. I think I have the charge one. 3. 2. 1. Yes. Knew it. It was so obvious. It's so obvious. I'm such a dead battery. Let me see. Let me feel that. Yeah. Feel mine. Feel mine, dude. It's got life to it. This feels like Harry ******* Potter's wand. It was like, it was vibrant in my hand. So yeah. Thank you. Thanks for watching, guys. We will be live streaming for the next like 23 games until my baby's born. Jake will stay doing it even when my baby's born. So just check out talking baseball, talking yanks. We're live streaming games. Hello, baby. Join us. I'm a cowboy. That was a weekly dumb. Support for this program was brought to you by manscape. You can get 20% off and free shipping by going to manscape.com slash dumb. That's 20% off with free shipping by going to manscape.com slash dumb. Use manscape to enter October with big stick energy. Your balls will thank you. Do you want some cutaways just in case you need them? What's in that hat? It's too loud.