EAST or WEST: Which Superheroes Would Win?

Okay, so for today's video, we're going to put together Asian and Western superheroes and duel! So if you had to pick one, who would win in a fight? We're just gonna kind of compare, contrast and discuss. And battle it out. Yeah! Because it might get violent at one point, you know? So just apologies in advance if you don't agree with our argument. Leave it in the comments below. Round one! Alright, who do we have in the first round? We have the Monkey King and obviously Thor. And why do we put them together? Monkey King versus Thor, it's a great matchup. It really is. Because both of them are god-like characters. They're both kind of immortals, deities. And they both wield legendary weapons. Yes. Alright, let's start with Thor. He's got super strength, he can fly, he can shoot out lightning. Most importantly, he's got... He can control the weather. He can control weather. Most importantly, he's got Mjolnir. Yeah, and it's virtually indestructible. So it can come back to Thor wherever it is around the world or in another galaxy. It can go through planets. It's indestructible. But I mean, talking about indestructible, right? Monkey King was born out of this rock. That's been fermented with essence from heaven and earth. So he himself is indestructible. He was buried under a mountain for five centuries. And at one point, Lao Tzu put him into a furnace and burned him for 49 days. He came out even stronger, actually. I think if we were to compare their weapons, the Jingu Bang that Monkey King has versus Mjolnir, I would say Mjolnir wins that. But if you compare the characters, I think Monkey King takes it. That's true because Thor, he has enhanced abilities like speed, his invulnerability. But then Monkey King can run around on clouds. He has that cult deity, summoning the deities and things like that. And also the hairs on his body, he can transform the hairs. He can clone himself infinitely with his hairs. If they were in battle, that means he could clone himself all around Thor, right? And then what are you going to do? One final point to make my case is that Monkey King is not swayed by females. How many powerful guys fall because they're seduced by women? Really? Yeah. That's true. I think that takes the cake. Women as the weakness. I rest my case! Are we coming to a consensus on Monkey King? It sounds like we're all agreeing on one Monkey King. But I think Monkey King takes the crown. Monkey King. This one's Monkey King. Pun intended. Sorry! Round two! It's Astro Boy versus Iron Man. Why? Again, this is a great matchup. We've got two metallic-bodied people who can fly. Robotic. Although Iron Man's not really a robot. But they both have artificial hearts. They do, yeah. So they have metal armor and they can fly and they can shoot weapons. Astro Boy has the blue core, which is the positive energy. And the whole premise of Astro Boy is that he wants humans and robots to live together in harmony. And he's very pure. He can shoot cannons from his arms. He's got lasers for fingers. That can cut anything and everything. And the butt cannons. Dude, the butt cannon is actually... They said it was from the hip. No way! It's from the butt cheeks. And butt cannons just sound cooler anyway. That's why he wins! He can speak 60 languages as well. He's really smart. Okay, so when it comes to Iron Man, I'm pretty biased because I love Robert Downey Jr. We're comparing Iron Man versus Astro Boy. Robert Downey Jr. versus Astro Boy. But they're one in the same. Okay, but from a purely objective standpoint. Go ahead. Iron Man, though, he's got the advantage here, I think, because he's got the different suits for different purposes. So he has a space suit, an underwater suit. He's got the Hulkbuster suit. But to rain on your parade, Iron Man is nothing without his suit. Exactly. Astro Boy is still a robot. He's artificial intelligence. Iron Man's a human, and I think that's an advantage. But he's a robot that can empathize with human feelings. Yeah, but he's still a robot. No, but he can empathize. At the end of the day, you need that human sense, that human emotion, and that human intuition. We should agree to disagree. Guys, that's the butt cannon. I'm telling you. I think Iron Man takes this one. No. Astro Boy for me. All right, round number three. We have Sailor Moon versus Wonder Woman. Fighting Eve. Wait, what's the theme song? Something like that. Did you watch it as a kid? Yeah. You left her hanging. That's fine. I hate you. Well, this is a good matchup again, because they're both princesses from exotic locations, and they both wear tiaras that they use as weapons. Yeah, so Wonder Woman's the Amazon. And Sailor Moon is from the moon. And she can teleport. She has these high-level magic skills. She has the silver crystal. Yes, which is actually really powerful. Yeah, which can absorb other people's energy and then put them into sleep for a thousand years or something. I think a big disadvantage for Sailor Moon, though, is she has to announce every single movement she does. She does that. Do you want to give us an example? So if you just tape up her mouth or something, then she can't do any moves, because you have to announce them first. So with Wonder Woman, because you know how Sailor Man... Sailor Man. Sailor Moon has magical powers. Wonder Woman's super powerful, but she also has this magical resistance. So anything that's imposed on her that's magical will just be fended off. So I think that alone makes her win. I know. She's just got super strength, super speed, super durability. She can fly. She can deflect bullets with her lasers. But also Sailor Moon, she destroyed the entire planet once to kill her enemy. Don't underestimate her power, is what I'm saying. But then her biggest flaw is also her tuxedo mask. I love tuxedo masks. So this one's going to have to come down to a vote. If you held the cat hostage, Sailor Moon would crumble. But she has her wand, too. Wonder Woman actually has animal communication skills. She can talk to... Yeah, so there you go. She could kind of... She can talk to Sailor Moon's cat and convince the cat to turn against Sailor Moon. Exactly! Wonder Woman wins. Oh my gosh, that's kind of tough. I vote Wonder Woman for this one. For sure. No, I'm sticking out with my Sailor Moon chick. Whatever. Two to one. Wonder Woman wins. Yep. Last round. This is the one round that I'm most excited about. Okay, so the last one, we have Batman versus Doraemon. This is a great matchup because both of them use gadgets. Yeah, as their primal forces. Gadgets galore. For those of you who don't know, Doraemon is a robotic cat that came from the future. He's just got all sorts of ridiculous gadgets, like an edible spacesuit, where if you eat it, your body can produce oxygen, so it's like the same as wearing a spacesuit. And then he's got this thing that you just... It's like a circle, and you put it on the wall, and you can walk through the wall. And then the one thing that I think I still need to this day is this thing called gravitational paint. So you basically can just paint anywhere, and then you can step on it. It creates gravity. I need that for my apartment. Batman, on the other hand, is super intelligent. He has a vast amount of money. Something that Doraemon doesn't have, unfortunately. And he's actually really skilled in martial arts. So, if they were head-to-head... Doraemon wins. You can just enter another universe and be like, meh. I also think that Doraemon can actually own all the other superheroes that we mentioned so far. And on that note... Doraemon. Unanimous decision. Doraemon wins. 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