NEW UPDATE

All right, I am headed over to my buddy's business. He's going to fit me for this new invention that he has. It's a tie, but it's not like your typical tie, what you guys think, all right? It's not your dad tie. It's not your typical go to church tie. It's fancy, and it is a cool little invention that he came up with. I guess it technically is the same thing as a tie, but it's cooler. So I'm headed over there. I'm going to get fitted for it right now, and I'm going to bring you guys along because I was like, well, if I'm going to go do this, I might as well bring our subscribers with me. So after I go and get fitted for this tie, I'm going to go do some training because I'm trying to fight so bad in January. I tried to fight in December. I couldn't get anything lined up, and if you guys are wondering, like, what do you mean you couldn't get anything lined? You guys, it's so hard to get a fight because everyone wants to win. You know what I'm saying? Like, nobody wants to lose because they want to make it to the UFC, and they want a perfect record. So if there's an opponent out there that they're like, oh, he probably will beat me, so I don't want to try. They won't take the fight. I'm kind of opposite, and I feel like if somebody's better than me, I think in my head, then it gives me that drive to go and challenge that person, you know? I'm like, okay, they might be better than me. Let's go find out. Let's go lock that cage, and let's go bang it out. But we will see. I don't know. I'm hoping for January. It probably means I'm going to get a really tough opponent, most likely a wrestler. I don't know why, but wrestlers are the ones that come at me, dude. So I like it. I always welcome the challenge. So let's go over to Dan's and see what's up. All right, I'm finished up here. This is Josh, you guys. Josh is their... I'm their guy. I just do stuff. All right. Josh does whatever they need. All I know is Josh speaks Mandarin, which is pretty cool, because I don't know anybody who speaks Mandarin. We got Ryan, and we've got Dan, and I'm so grateful, you guys. I'm going to go take this home, and I'm going to wear it to church on Sunday, and I'm going to leave their Kickstarter link down below. So go snag some ties on the Kickstarter link, and then they should be launching within the next week or so, week or two. So don't forget. I'm going to leave both of the links down below for you guys to go check it out. So I'm leaving their office right now, which is over in South Hogan. So it's local to us. Anytime they get a chance to support something local, I'm all over it, right? So I'm going to go home and try on this tie. I went to go train, but the gym was actually closed. Since when is our gym closed on Friday? I guess I missed a memo. But anyway, I was all excited to get home and try out this tie, because I'm like, okay, I want to see how much time it actually takes off tying a tie. This is a regular tie. This is like my tie I wear every Sunday to church, and anytime I do any type of business stuff, okay? It's my go-to matte black tie. I know. Here's the thing, babe. This always takes you a few tries, too. Okay. You usually have to untie it a few times. I was just going to say that. Here's why. Because every tie is different. Okay. Yeah. Length-wise. Okay. So this tie, for example, sometimes I'm like, wait, do I start here? Do I start here? I don't know. So usually I meet myself in the middle. Okay. Yeah. That looks good. Is that right? Mm-hmm. Okay. I got lucky that time. Okay. So here's another thing that's cool about this tie. You can customize the length of the tie, which is cool. Oh, that is cool. You can say, some people, like I personally like my ties to be like anywhere like in this range. Okay. But some people like them shorter. Some people like them, people are just taller. I've got a weird ape index and a longer upper body than I do, than most people do. So check this out. You take this part, slide it onto your button, and then you just stick that in. Well that was obviously really, really fast. Yeah! Isn't this cool? Not even one second. What's up? I actually think it's like the coolest invention ever. Wait. Step back. Hold on. I want to like... So the lighting's good, babe. That looks so good. Like it's literally... That is awesome. Okay. Now check this out. We got someone hawking up a hairball. Here's the other cool part. This comes in whatever color you want. What? Pickle. You're killing me. Pickle! He just wants to be in the shot. Here we go. This comes in whatever color you want. Well that was like real... It was like magic. I know. It's like a magic hour. That looks crazy when you do that. Do it again. Okay. Slide back. So this comes in whatever color you want. It could be shiny black. It could even be cloth material. It comes shiny, matte, glossy, semi-gloss, whatever you want. Semi-gloss. All the paint shades. Yeah. One of my most hated things about wearing a tie is you have to like pinch it tight so it stays up close to your neck and then it starts to choke you. So like it's really uncomfortable having a tie. That's why like the first thing you see men do when they're like out of the meeting or Right. When you get home from church is you're like... Right here. What's up? And you just slip it on. But it never chokes you. Okay but check it out. See how it works. This slides over your button. Slide it on and just slips down. It literally is so simple and basic that like it truly is an invention that will go the distance. That's cool. It really will. It's just too basic not to. Yeah. It's so much simpler than ever wearing a tie. And like the fact that you can interchange it and change it up to like whatever you want is what I get so excited about. Because how sick would a tie be that's like this dark gray but then a black knot. That's cool. Right? Like you could change it and make it whatever you want. Babe! Thomas! My mom just texted me. Hold on. Oh my gosh! He's in surgery? He just got out of surgery. Okay. I didn't even know what was happening today. She said he's out. Just talked with the doctor. In fact, I just saw all of the images of dad's arms and hands which was fascinating. They were able to open up a lot in his upper left arm which is where the main problem was coming from. So they opened up a lot in that arm. A lot more blood is flowing to his fingers. They're warm already. Warm. You know how they haven't been warm since like it's been like almost two years? Yeah. Since they've been warm. So she says they're already warm. They're warm. Your dad said they're warm already? Yes. My mom can feel them. No way. She said I can feel them and they're warm. Okay. And then. Okay. So that fixes the problem, right? Okay. The doctor showed me a spot on his right side where they could actually do more damage. So until he really needs it done, they'll wait. So there's, they were going to do it on both sides, I guess. So um. But until it starts getting cold or something. Yeah. She said, so it's a, it's good news. I asked how long this would last and the doctor said anywhere from days to forever. No way. And it can be, they can do it over and over and over again. Wow. I know. I'm so excited. Finally Papa Portis catches a break. Hold on you guys. I just want to say thank you because I swear this is like he, usually when he goes into surgeries or usually when he has procedures, it always comes up worse than we thought. Right? Always. And this is the only time, this is the only time I swore in the history of forever that there's been good news. So I would think all of you guys, sorry, I would literally, I really believe it was because all of you were praying for him and I'm just so grateful. It's called the P.A.P. Dog. The power of prayer. Now let's get it. So, um, yeah, we're on our way to go get the boys pizza cause it's Friday night, but um. Anybody remember that song? It's Friday night. That, that girl. It's Friday. Oh Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. That was the worst. Babe, that is just so exciting. I'm dude. I'm so happy about it. I'm so happy. For the first time in my life. This is probably like really bad footage, but. Did Russ come upstairs? Yeah, he's up there. We got Russ babysitting while we go get them their pizza for their Friday night special. Now no one call the authorities for that, all right? Tell me this pizza doesn't look phenomenal. I mean, we're all about that $5 life. Until I destroy it. It looks so good. Want some pizza? Let's get some pizza. It's hot. You want pizza plus a dollar? No. I'll give you like three bucks. There's a finder's fee first of all, a travel fee and then a pizza fee. You're going to pull out three bucks. A finder's fee. I want one slice, dude. So five bucks. It's inflation, dude. You think that. Did you go drive down and go get the pizza? You really made me. Oh, you want to go drive down? Yeah. All right. I agree. What do you got? Is that the only, you only got three ones? Yeah. Let me see. I have two ones right there. No, let me see three. And then let me see if you got any more ones. All I have is hundreds. Ones. Couple fives. Dude, for real? Half the pizza? All right. There we go. Can you take your 110 back? And I'll take the 15. Oh my God. No, I'm for real. Listen. If you had to go all. Listen. have a driver's license. Okay. You don't have a license. I just paid $7.50 a slice. Listen. $7.50 a slice, dude. For him to get two slices of pizza, he'd have to call an Uber, a taxi, or a Lyft. Okay. A minimum $5 requirement. Boom. For the ride. Just there. Another $5 requirement to get a ride back. So boom. There. And then five bucks for the pizza. Boom. That's the real cost of what that would be. Life ain't free, and rent's due every day. And I just came up $15. So technically, I would have paid five bucks to get two pizzas.