CRAZY WRONG NUMBER CALLER

So everyone has that one particularly hilarious wrong number story, and it's usually in the form of a text message. Apparently, some people consider it a good idea to text embarrassing information to a new number they just got from someone. I mean, wouldn't want to confirm you're actually talking to your friend Shannon when in fact you're telling a complete stranger all about your hemorrhoid problems. But my hilarious wrong number story came from a full-blown conversation with someone on the other line who was...irrational, to say the very best of it. One evening, I was lying on my bed, probably drawing, when I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was my area code, so I figured, eh, why not, this might be someone I know. I answered and said, hello? A younger-sounding woman answered back. Hello, who is this? Uh, Rebecca? So, do you know my husband Chris Miller? I didn't recognize the name of the guy, so I said, I'm sorry, who? Oh, you know full well who! What? My husband has been texting and calling this number for months, I checked his phone, I- Ah, here we go, found the root of the problem. And I said what every single one of us says in this circumstance. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. Oh no, I do not have the wrong number! You're going to tell me right now how you know my husband! I guess any other normal person would have hung up on her, but I'm not normal. If anything, I was curious to see where this conversation was gonna go. Ma'am, I don't know anyone by your husband's name, you clearly have the wrong number. You're just saying that because you don't want to admit you're seeing my husband! Trust me, honey, I don't see any men, period, let alone someone else's husband. I don't believe you. You don't, huh? No. Could tell I'm a floozy over the phone, could ya? Yes. I'm hanging up now. No you're not! Maybe you should check the number you dialed again, it could be an honest mistake, you know. The only one who needs to be honest is you. Still here. Make this easy and just tell me how long you've been his mistress. My, how things have escalated between me and your husband. Chris, you said his name was? You know exactly what his name is, you've been hooking up with him! Oh, I see. Who did you say you were again? Thelma Dinkley. Well, Thelma, you can just go- Listen, this has been cute and everything, but honest to God, you have the wrong number. I don't know your husband, I've never called him before. I'm trying to politely tell you that you've made a mistake. A very common one, in fact. Happens to the best of us. So why don't you hang up, check the number, and- The only number I need to check is how many times I'm gonna kick your- Good luck, Chris. You're screwed no matter what you say.