YOU THINK I'M STUPID?! (Exaggerated Comedic Rant)

There are a handful of things in this world that just instantly make me mad, like turn my mood from happy bubbly sunshiny to sociopath killer on a dime. One of them being when someone tells me something obvious in a serious way, like they're trying to help. For example, if I casually tell someone that I need to go get my car's tank filled up and they look at me and say, you know, Becca, Really, dude? Like, really? You think I didn't know that? Did I give any indication that I didn't know where to get gasoline? I mean, do you actually think I'm that stupid? Who the hell are you to insinuate that I'm that ignorant? Ew, Becca, you can get gas at a gas station. No freaking kidding, Sherlock. Next you'll tell me that water is wet, you impertinent little dipstick. You might think I'm kidding, but I would be less insulted if you just walked right up to me and called me stupid to my face. It's like, I don't care. You don't know me. Your opinion's meaningless. But genuinely, not jokingly, genuinely tell me something that insinuates that I didn't know an incredibly common fact, and you need to step back a few paces because my right hook is lethal under the right circumstances. And of course, this can vary to different degrees because one time someone asked me if I liked Star Wars, and I said, yeah, Rey and BB-8, they're the best. And this person gave me a look and said, well, there are other Star Wars movies. Why do people do this? This has happened to me so many times in my life that I felt the need to make a cartoon about it. Though I hope this is not some insight to how people actually view me and my level of intelligence. I gotta know, guys. Am I the only one? And if this does happen to you, does it not infuriate you? Anyways, that's all I had to say. I just needed to rant. Thank you, explainers and entertainers, so much for tuning in and listening to me complain. But now I gotta tune out. Bye!