The Return Of Golf (300 yard drive Included)

I think we're waiting for a round of applause then with that shot. Thank you! Hello and welcome to the Tattoo Golfer YouTube channel. We are back! We're out on the course and we're loving life. Yes, we can only have two balls. Yes, you've got to keep your distance. But, should that really matter when you're out back playing this beautiful game? I'm joined today by Callum. He's new to the channel and new to the game of golf. We're down at Regent Park in Bolton. We're just going to have a little not. We're going to have a freehold match. Just relax and play some golf. I hope you enjoy watching it. Let's see how bad we are. We're going to start the match on the 13th here at Regent Park. Callum's being brilliant, socially distancing on his phone. Ready for this Callum? Yes, let's go for it. Shot a hole because you're new to the game. I'll take that. I'm going to give him a shot of hole. I don't know why. He's been hitting it really well all the way around. So, yes, let's get to it. Callum topped his ball, but it did take a bounce off the path. It took a bounce off the path and just landed here. Unfortunate, but he's there for nothing. So, yes, I'm just off the back of the green. Right, so I'm one up. I don't know how on that hole because I rushed my putts and I didn't take my time. But two more holes. Let's have it. Again, I apologise about the angles. I've not brought the proper tripod. I didn't want to hold people up, so I'm just going to use the handheld one. This is quite a long hole coming up. So, he said he's going to claw it back, this hole. One up to me. Callum gets a shot on every hole. He's just hit a straight drive. Are you out for the kill now, then? If you've been playing golf since the lockdown's finished, well, not finished, since we've been allowed to play golf, how did you play? Comment below and let us know. Did you hit any purlers? Or did you hit any shitters? I played yesterday with Baby Golfer, my brother. I hit one decent drive. The rest of them were utter bobbins. So I've got a lot to work on. My iron playing stuff is OK. I've got this big draw in my shots at the minute, which I either need to learn how to play with, or get rid of it. What do you think I should do? All right, so Callum just pushed into the left-hand side of the fairway. This is a rough second shot. Well, what an angle this is. I mean, all the cats have got a terrible lie. I'll tell you what. We've both hit two shots, and he's telling me to pick my ball up. Pick your game up. Oh, I'm going to have to pick my game up, he's saying. Damn! So, 130 yards left in for Mr Hall. Looks like he might have just gone in the bunker. You know what? Since I came back, I've played absolutely shocking. But I don't care. I'm out. I can breathe. It's just brilliant. Nice one there, Callum. What shot's this? This is your fourth. He's out? What? And the flag's there. And I overshot it. And I'm there. What am I going to do? So I'm there, and that's there. And this is my fourth to come. I really don't know what to do. Oh, gosh. So he just kept bouncing, bouncing, bouncing. He's just chuckling away to himself over there. And then I've ended up down there. What are you laughing at? Go for it. You've got two shots to win. Putting the pressure on him. He's got two shots to win, and if you don't get him in, I've got to chip that in to him. No pressure, Callum. Ooh! Well played. Someone's getting a little bit giddy. He's all on the final hole! We're even, Stephens! He's played really well, actually. When he actually gets handicapped, he's not going to be mega high, I don't think, because he's quite steady when he plays. He's not bothered about hitting it hundreds of yards. He just hits it nice and straight, which is good to see. Unlike me. I haven't had one decent drive all day. Right, so we're on the 15th. Luckily, I hit a half-decent shot then, for a change. Callum's hit his left a little bit, which he's really not happy about. But Callum, you're there for nothing, because you get a shot. So, yeah. I do apologise. I'm really not happy about just having my little tripod, so the camera's probably a bit shaky. The angles aren't the best. But I'm going to give it a few weeks before I get some proper content started again, because I don't want to piss people off. I know holding people up would be the worst thing ever, especially while the courses are busy. So I didn't want to do that. But soon enough, the content will be back, and I've got some unreal plans. And you'll have to just wait for them. Oh, we're looking where all the doggers go. We've seen it come down here, haven't we? Right, so he's found it. I said he can have a drop there, because we're only here for fun. We're not playing for any money or anything. So, Callum, this is your second shot. Realistically, your third shot. First shot, sorry, because you're there for zero. I think you were waiting for a round of applause, then, with that shot. Thank you. You know what? I really don't care how crap I played. I am just so happy. I'm back playing golf. It's amazing. Where did your shot go? Straight to the pin. Well, there's one on the green there. That might be my drive, though. Where? No, stop joking. No, but that might be his shot. No, mine went further than this, surely. I hope it did. I'll tell you. No, that's not my ball, Callum, unfortunately. It's not mine. I know I can hit it further than that. There's one on the green. We're not too sure whose is whose. And if it is mine, there's an eagle pup coming. I can't see it being mine. That's mine. Callum's on the green. In two? No. He's in three, really. Plus he gets a shot. And there's my drive. It's in the bunker. And it's 315 yards. I'm in the bunker for my drive. Big dog. I'm out. I'm putting for birdie. Here in two? What do you mean? It's my own fault. I had a shot on. Did you make this pup, Callum? You had your shot on. And then you win. No pressure, lad. If you get this, we draw. This is brilliant. After all the shots I've given. He's going to see me now. I can't cope. Right, so it turns out I won. I gave Callum loads of shots. That second hole, you should be ashamed of yourself. But the score doesn't really matter. We're out here. We're back on the course. We're loving life. I'm going to bring the proper tripod out next time. Thanks for watching. Smash that subscribe button. See you later. Bye.