Clearing Up The Confusing Kardashian Family Tree

Not much is known about the elusive Kardashian family. They keep all matters of their lives shrouded in secrecy. Thankfully, we've harnessed the power of the internet and researched their family tree just to bring you a little insight into this secretive Hollywood family. But before we get into it, don't forget to subscribe to The Taco for more videos like this. Now let's take a look at the ever-so-complicated Kardashian family tree. It all started in the late 70s when hotshot Los Angeles lawyer Robert Kardashian met a San Diego teenager, Chris Hewton. She wasn't single, but that didn't stop the pair from starting a fling. This fling didn't last long as Robert broke up with Chris, for a name you might recognize, Priscilla Presley. As you can guess, Robert and Priscilla eventually broke up. We're guessing because he couldn't live up to the standards of her previous husband, Elvis Presley. Well, Robert had the last laugh when he ran back into the arms of Chris, eventually marrying her in 1978, thus forming the trunk of this family tree. The couple started sprouting offspring branches with their first child, Kourtney Kardashian. Not much is known about Kourtney. Apparently, she has a family of her own with some guy who calls himself Lord Disick, but more on that later. Next, the couple gave birth to Kimberly Kardashian. Kimberly has made quite a name for herself, mostly for a certain videotape. She's been married once, no, sorry, three times, and now has children with rapper Kanye West. The third child to be born to the couple was Khloe Kardashian. Plot twist. She may not actually be the daughter of Robert Kardashian, but hey, who cares? Finally, we have the baby of the family, Robert Kardashian Jr. All we can tell you about this guy is that he sells socks, and has more baby mama drama than any man can handle. Sadly, this tree's roots weren't strong enough to keep it together, and in 1991, Chris and Robert broke up. But don't worry, because Chris was able to fall into the arms of some guy who won a bunch of Olympic medals in the 70s, Bruce Jenner. The two families merged into a real-life Brady Bunch, and added some more branches to the family tree. First up was Bruce and Chris' firstborn, Kendall Jenner, the supermodel of the family. Then there was Kylie Jenner, maybe the most famous of them all. But Chris' second marriage wasn't meant to be, and the pair eventually split. Oh, and Bruce transitioned into Caitlyn and became a national hero all over again. Okay, now on to the next generation of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. We'll start with Kourtney. So, she dated Scott for a million years, and they had three children, Mason, Penelope, and Reign. Sadly, the couple split, and now they're both dating some random 20-year-olds. Next, we have Kimberly Kardashian and her husband, Kanye West. You might have heard of him. He's only one of the biggest entertainers in the business. Together, the couple has three children, North, Saint, and Chicago. And yes, those are their real names. Expanding on the ever-growing Kardashian family tree is Khloe Kardashian. She's dating NBA megastar Tristam Thompson. The couple announced their pregnancy in late 2017 and started a family of their own. Not to be left out, we have Robert Jr., who also had a hand in expanding the family tree. Fact, Robert is the only sibling to have a child with the last name Kardashian. Robert had a baby with Blac Chyna. They named their child Dream, because why not? While all of her siblings were having babies, Kendall Jenner decided to stay out of the spotlight by starting a modeling career. No babies for Kendall. She's too busy conquering the fashion world. Finally, the one you've all been waiting for, Kylie Jenner. Did you know she had a baby? No one had any idea she was even pregnant. She successfully hid the whole thing. Good for her. In February of 2018, the baby Jenner welcomed a baby of her own, Stormi Webster, thus concluding the expansion of this blossoming family tree. But probably not for long. Phew, so many Kardashians in so little time. Were you able to keep all that straight? Congratulations, you are now an expert on the Kardashian-Jenner family. If you liked this video, give it a thumbs up and thanks for watching!