HARRY POTTER GONE WRONG MAGIC IN REAL LIFE

What the? Ben! The hell are you doing? Uh, uh, Pilates. Dude, I saw the wand. Where'd you get those from? M&M. M&M? Long story. So what are you doing here anyway? Um, you know Miranda, right? Oh yeah, that girl I've been seeing. Well, um, last night we... played a bit of... Quidditch. What do you mean you played Quidditch? Uh, I opened the, uh, Chamber of Secrets. What did you slither in? She caught my snitch. She caught your snitch? You slept with Miranda? Wait, let me explain. Uh oh. Stay still. Uh... Dude. Spell out. You guys aren't supposed to be practicing magic outside of Hogwarts! Can't we just talk about it? It wouldn't make a good video. Superfly. Tricusco. Wait! I don't know any good spells. Haven't you seen Harry Potter? Wait! I remember one. Avada Kedavra! What the hell is wrong with you? That's the one that kills people! I'm sorry, I just like the colours. What's that? It burns! Why would you do this to me? I can talk to snakes. So can Miranda. Avada Kedavra! I told you not to use that one! I like... the colours! Stop. I didn't know it was her. I swear, I only found out after. She has such beautiful blue eyes. And brown hair. What? Miranda has blonde hair. And brown eyes. So it wasn't her. Wait, what was her last name? Wilson. Oh, my one's last name's Black. Serious? I see what you did there. So how did you get the wands from Eminem anyway? Well, him and Emma Watson had a little bit of a fling back in the day. And she left her wands behind, so I snatched them. Oh. What were they doing? Kinky ----. Real kinky ----.