A Southerner Learns English

All right. Thank you again for meeting with me, Mr. Mitchell. Today we are going to be working on your English. No, no, no. I speak English. That's what's coming out of my mouth right now. No, you speak Southern. Ain't that the same thing? No. Well, I'll speak my Southern English just as naturally as I please. Yeah. You're Randy Owen. My home's in Alabama. From the band Alabama. None of this is ringing a bell. Okay. So what we're going to do, uh, I'm going to hold up a picture and then you are going to tell me what you see. Uh, sure. What the heck? Let's go. Okay, here we go. I've got some in my fridge right now. Actually, no, that's a from Walmart. I get all my meat at the pig. Okay. So what do you call it? Really? It's hamburger meat. Incorrect. The answer is ground beef. That's, that's the same thing. Oh really? And what were you going to use that hamburger meat for? Tacos. That's what I thought. All right. Uh, tell me what you see in this picture. That's an 18 Wheeler. Semi-truck. Here we go. And here is kind of hard to tell, but I mean, unless that's Miracle Whip, I'd say that's mayonnaise. So close. It's actually mayonnaise. Uh, no it's not. Okay. This one. Coke machine. Are you messing with me right now? There is no Coke anywhere in this picture. You sound ridiculous. Okay. You know what? Just stay with me because we're almost done here. What is this? That's a jewelry box. Say that again. Uh, a jewelry box. Okay. Hold on. Say, okay. What is this? That is a jewelry box. You just said the same thing twice. I don't think so, buddy. That right there is a jewelry box for like necklaces and rings. And that is a jewelry box. Like, you know, in a courtroom with, uh, lawyers. The what? Uh, lawyers? No, it's lawyers. I'm going to be honest with you. That doesn't make a lick of sense. You know, there's a in there, right? How do you say law? Law. Okay. Now say lawyer. Lawyer. Nope. Are you sure I shouldn't be the one teaching this class? You know what? I think we'll just call it the day. Oh, come on. I'm just out getting warmed up. Give me one more. Fine. One last one. This is it. Now that looks like Chester drawers. Yeah, definitely. Where are you going? Oh, I was really hoping you could tell me who Chester was.