What’s it like to be stuck in quarantine with Grandma 🙈 | Off the Great Wall

Oh, it's Dan. Hey, Dan! Carmen, what's going on? What's it been, like, a decade? I think it's like eight years. Well, kids used to listen to Justin Bieber. What, BTS is like super popular now? What is that, what, behind the scenes? The internet's become like this weird place now. Honestly, um, we wouldn't have much of a channel now if we did all the jokes we did back then. I think we'd probably be cancelled. Remember that egg episode? Tastes like jasmine! Tastes like eggs! Oh my, we can't do that anymore. Yep, well, people and the world has changed. Not all emojis are Asian now. Look at these crazy filters. This is like, I think, the Kylie Jenner look. Look at these lips. You got it down. You got that down, I'm telling you. Anyway, so, what are you doing back home? You must be, what, like, stuck at home with grandma all this time? How's that bit? Yeah, well, some people don't change. I mean, her intentions are good, but grandma is still grandma. You're here, come, come. What's all this stuff? We have the toilet paper, and we have the water, and we have the rice. Hey grandma, I'm gonna order some food. You want something? Why you order the food? I make the healthy noodle and the steamed vegetable. You getting too fat. Don't waste your money. It's so expensive that you have to pay the tax, and then you pay the tip, and then you pay the fee. Too much, too much. There's so much food at home. You don't like my cooking? Oh, we have three years worth of food. What are you doing here so long? Hey, always on the phone. So bad for your eyes. What are you doing? I was using that. Give me my phone back. You want to use the phone? Use what it's for. You eat out? Doesn't smell like my cooking. Grandma, what's that? Ah, this? This is my fishing pole. Where are you going? Oh, today is Tuesday. We go fishing on Tuesday. Catch fish? With who and where? I go with the grandma Ku and the grandpa Gobi to go fishing at the local pond. The fish is free. Don't need to buy. Is it even legal? What's legal, not legal? The park is public. Anybody can go. I can go to the pond and get the fish. It's free. Was that what we ate last night? So fresh, huh? Are you okay, grandma? Get me the battery pack. I almost win, but dying. You sneeze? Are you sick? Ah, you sick. Grandma make this special for you. You drink this. You strong like cow, like grandma. Grandma so healthy. Ah, have some. Drink a little bit. Try, try. If you drink, you get the whole flake. Fine. This, this, grandma. It smells so bad. It's the tiger balm. I take it everywhere with me. Make you strong like a tiger. Ah, grandma. Yeah, she hasn't really changed much, huh? All right, you know what? I got an idea. So why don't we get our channel started back up? I think our fans, they could probably use a regular dose of grandma in 2021. What do you think? Are you sure they can handle it? Ah, come on. Come eat the orange. No, thanks, grandma. I'm talking right now. Is that a boy? You're gonna get the new boyfriend? Ah, grandma so happy. I'm old. I want to be a great grandma. No, grandma. This is a work call. Ah, this one doesn't look as good as the last one. But it's okay. You're old. Don't be so picky. Grandma, shut up. Can you leave, please? All right, what were we talking about? It's all good. I'm sorry for yelling at you, grandma. You know, Dan, I was talking to him before, and we're thinking about bringing him back to the channel. What do you think? Sounds like a great deal. That boy, Dan, you like him? Oh, he's your boyfriend. Is he Chinese? Chinese boy. I want to be clear. I would never yell at my grandma or my parents. But sometimes it does get frustrating, and you are yelling on the inside. But you also know that they're doing it out of their love for you, in which I'm totally grateful for. Now, share with me some of your run-ins with your family, and maybe we can use it for our next skit.