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Hey, Avery. Hey, sweetheart. What are you laughing at? This report card. What have we told you about laughing at Tyler's report card? Okay, which one of the three stooges did they compare him to this time? No, no, no. This is my report card. Your report card? Those don't make us laugh. They just make us feel... What's the word? Hepatudinous? I was going to say dumb. This looks great. I don't see what's funny here. Yeah, I haven't seen that many A's in a row since Art Barcotto opened that annex over on Avenue A. No, no. Just read the hilarious comment from Mrs. Krupp. She kills me. Avery is an outstanding, conscientious student. It just seems she's a bit too serious and could have more fun with her schoolwork. She thinks I'm no fun. Isn't that hilarious? Why are you laughing? You don't agree with her, do you? Why are you looking at each other? Speaking for myself, I'm a little scared. You don't think I'm fun? No, no. No, that's not what we're saying, sweetheart. Oh, so you do think I'm fun. I... I'm getting really frustrated with the two of you not having the courage to just be up front with me. This isn't about us, sweetheart. This is about you not being any fun. Dang it! Wow. My own parents don't think I'm fun. Stan, you think I'm fun, right? Avery, I think you're very, very smart. That's not what I asked. I asked if I was fun. Your shoes are fun. They're like from Mars or something. So you don't think I'm fun? Look, I know you're fun. You know you're fun. Isn't that enough? What about everybody else? Uh... Look out the window! It's whatever boy band is currently popular! Hey! I'm going to prove it. Kind of hard to make that face fun. But hey, let's try. Look, she's got a balloon hat. Hey, let's let the air out of her. Oh, this is hilarious. Well, at least I'm fun. I got your message. Where is the bacon-wrapped cat? He must be out there with your invisible popular boy band. I've been bamboozled, haven't I? Yes. You're trying to get me to talk to you about being fun again, aren't you? Yes. Stan, it really hurts my feelings that people don't think I'm fun. That's no big deal. It's just the people who know you best. Seriously, Stan. I hate that everybody sees me that way. I know I'm fun. How can I show everybody else? Don't lure them into your frilly little prison promising bacon cats. Can I use your laptop to watch a video my friends made? Yeah, whatever. No laughing, singing, or giggling. Why do people think I'm not fun? Maybe the ties are giving the wrong message. No, 12-year-old investment banker is coming through loud and clear. I'm sorry. This movie is hilarious. My friends are so fun. That's it? You're going to hang around Chloe's friends and hope they make you fun? No, I'm supposed to write a paper for Mrs. Krupp. Instead, I'll make a movie and she'll see how fun I am. And everyone in the family can be in it and then they'll see how fun I am. I'm going to start right now. Thanks, Stan. All your help. I really owe you. What about that bacon-wrapped cat? First off, thank you all so much for helping me with my movie. It's so early. I haven't even had my first cough of cuppy. Did we have to be here at 6 a.m.? It's actually 5. I reset the clocks to get a head start. Daddy's head still hasn't started. Oh, here I am. Alrighty, here's everyone's assignments and schedules. Chloe, you're my assistant director. You'll be at my side every step of the way. Can I say action? Absolutely. Action! You know what? I will let you know when. So, what's this movie about? Ah, it's the timeless story of a misunderstood teen struggling to find acceptance in a harsh and judgmental world. It's about a boy who swaps brains with a dog. I call it... Freaky Fido. Marking his territory at a theater near you. I like it. But is anybody going to believe a talking dog? I could freak you out so bad right now. My biggest challenge is finding a boy who can convince everyone he has the brains of a dog. Oh, no. No, I'm not playing a dog in your movie. Oh, no, you're not. Stan's the dog. You're the boy with the dog's brains. Do you know how insulting that is? Oh, if you portray my brain respectfully, I'm okay with it. Goofy dog brain, Tyler. That's what you think of me? Well, I have more depth and dignity than anyone gives me credit for. You have a love scene with Mickey. Let's shoot this movie! Action! Whoa! Hello, cast. First off, I'd like to welcome Mickey in the role of Tyler's love interest. It will certainly be a challenge. Hey! Oh, no, no, no. It's only because I'm not the least bit interested in you. You'll change your tune after you see me roll over and play dead. That might help. All right. In making this movie, I want you all to have a lot of fun. That's not a suggestion. That's a direct order. That was a joke. Lie. Great. Here's everyone's scripts. Do all the lines exactly as written with no deviation or independent thought. That's not a joke. Oh.