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Come on everyone, get in here for breakfast or I'm gonna give all the eggs to the dog. Hey, I'm the dog. No one's coming, uh time to give all the eggs to the you-know-who. Can't blame a guy for trying. Morning. Avery's your friend, she looks dull and lifeless. And this is where you say you were talking to the plastic mannequin. Mom, Avery's anticipating my putdown. Avery, don't anticipate your brother's what? Oh look, you're bored of kids, honey. I am so relieved that is not you. I gotta run, I'm buying tickets to the carnival. Oh, didn't you go last night? It's good that he keeps going. It's like when I visited the White House to see where I'll be working someday. That's the third night in a row, that carnival must be pretty. Who's the girl? She runs the Tilt-A-Whirl. Is she pretty? That's what I'm trying to figure out. I only see her for a couple seconds at a time as I whirl by. Well, I'm off to a meeting with my editor. Hey, good luck with that carny girl, son. Sadly, I always knew I would say that someday. And I have my first cooking class today. Thank goodness. I'll stand, I'll see ya. I gotta go work on my science project. I'm painting the internal organs on that mannequin. You know, kidney, liver, spleen. Wait a minute. Those are all ingredients in my dog food. Kibble is people! Stan, no, you're completely misunderstanding this. And I really don't like the way you're looking at me right now. Sorry, it wasn't that. I just have a lot on my mind. Something wrong, Stan? You seem kinda down. I am kinda down. I've been whimpering uncontrollably. Well, that time I did it just to make a point. But sometimes it just... There it is. Well, what's the matter, boy? I don't know. It's like everyone's life has a purpose but mine. You've got this project. Tyler's chasing a girl. Even Chloe's got important stuff. She's just did some stupid sleepover. Oh, you're bitter because you didn't get to go to Julie's overnight party at the dude ranch? They went to a dude ranch? Dude, I've always wanted to go up to a cow and call it a big boned heifer. Maybe tell it to move over. Are you done? Maybe say to it, Who beefin'? Alright, I'm done now. Did that cheer you up at all? Nope. Sometimes I feel like I'm just running in place as the years go by seven at a time. Two of which just went by as you were doing your hip-hop dude ranch routine. You know what, Stan? I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna find a way to give your life a sense of purpose. Have any thoughts on what you wanna do? Not really. I've dabbled but nothing's worked out. Like that time I got a job as a hand model. Next up is item J117, the ladies classic chronograph. Ew, what's wrong with that woman's hand? Avery had a point about adding meaning to my life. So I tried crime fighting. But I hate working at night. It's scary and there's a lot of bad people out there. So I distract myself with stuff. Like this video of a dog chasing a garden hose. This is awesome! Get it, boy. Get it. I told you there was someone down there. I hear it too. What do we do? So if it's a burglar, you're gonna hit him with a copy of a book you wrote? No, I was gonna sign it for him. You know, maybe he's a fan. Get it, boy. You got it. Priceless. This is absolutely... Stop pushing me. Stop. Who should I make this out to? Oh, it's just the computer. You know what? One of the kids must have left it on. It's one of those stupid mindless videos. He's almost got it. You got it, boy. It is good. Luckily, they thought it was just the computer. Oh, thank goodness. Stan, you have to be more careful. What were you thinking? Yeah, a dog with a hose is like two years old. You should have seen the videos we watched at the dude ranch. Stop with the dude ranch. Not everybody got to go. That's true, or everyone would have one of these. Howdy. Kids, your mom and I have something we need to discuss with you. We heard a noise last night, and we thought it was a burglar. Oh, no. That's terrible. Good thing it was just the computer. What? Anyway, it got us thinking, would we be prepared if there really were an unwanted visitor? Grandma's coming? No. Anyway, we just need a plan in case there's ever a real intruder. I was actually thinking, hon, maybe we could get a high-tech security system. I found this real beaut online. The Home Watcher 9000. We can get the whole house wired with sensors and monitors, and they have a remote control. No, no, no. That sounds way too much like that house wizard app you put on our phones. Lights. Simple. Complicated high-tech security system. You know, the best deterrent to criminals is a dog. And this would be so good for Stan. You know, dogs need a purpose. Working dogs are healthier, happier, and they live longer. I don't know, sweetie. Stan's not really a guard dog. But we can train him. You know, he's a really quick learner. Look at some of the things I've already taught him. Stan, sit. Good boy, speak. Good boy, shake. Uh, can you teach me that? I don't think so. All right. Well, I guess Stan might be a better option than some security system I won't be able to operate. Sounds like a yes to me. Yes! That could be my purpose. Guard dog. Oh, this will be so much better than when I was a foot model. Next up is item A353, a lady's open-toe slingbag pump. Why is that dog still here? Thanks, Avery. This guard dog gig is a dream come true. You know, I promised them you'd be good at this. I went out on a limb for you, and now you have to deliver. I won't let you down, Avery. I'll become the best guard dog this house has ever seen. How many has it seen just so I know what I'm up against? I've got a lot of training to do.