Why Is This Persian Kitten So Tiny...😭

Hello? Today we are grooming the cutest kitten known to cat kind. This is Fig, and he's a Persian. Hello, Mr. Fig. Of course, we begin with tube. Mr. Fig, do you like tube? Fig accepts tube treat immediately, which tells me two things. One, he is very food motivated. And two, I have been successfully manipulated. Okay, let's see if we can distract you while I clip your nails. I attempt to use tube as a distraction while I clip his nails. Oh, that's not nice. But Fig said, absolutely not. So we switch strategies. You need to clip your nails. Oh, you're dripping tube everywhere. You're a messy boy. No, you have to be a nice kitten. No biting. It's okay. Look at the belly. Look at your little belly. Are you real? Hey, don't be sassy. Don't be sassy. He's a little spicy, not full demon. Just mildly seasoned. Nope, nope, nope. Nope. Sometimes we have to do things we don't like. Fig is what's known as a doll face Persian. And the color is blue golden chinchilla. Hey, hey, you're scratching. No scratching. Oh, you're a sassy little boy. Why are you so sassy? I'm sorry. We are going to be good boy for the bath. We are going to be calm. Okay, good boy. Very good boy. Despite his tiny size, this is not his first rodeo. He's already been introduced to baths and blow dries as a baby. Which is exactly what you want with Persians. Because these cats are high maintenance. Like top tier. Only rivaled by the Sphinx. Which is ironic. Because one has enough fur for five cats. And the other has none. What a good boy you're being. No jumping. I'm using my pure fur shampoo today. Because it's gentle, hypoallergenic and scent free. Which is perfect for tiny babies like Fig. Persians are one of the oldest cat breeds. Known for their long coats and super laid back personalities. But the coat is very high maintenance. You're all hair. You look like a bobble head now. They need regular brushing to prevent matting. They're also prone to tear staining and hereditary health issues. So it's important to adopt or choose an ethical breeder. He's an adorable little cloud. But definitely not low effort. He gets a nice little bath. Zero complaints. Which is slightly suspicious to be honest. Whoa, where are you going? I towel him off. And now it's time to dry. You're so cute. Okay, let me wrap you in this towel. You're going to disappear in it. Poor Mr. Fig. I'm going to get your little paws in there so I can warm them up. Poor Figgy. He's doing the wet cat dance. Because I am wet and I don't like it. Mr. Figgies. Okay, I'm going to put your hat on. It's going to swallow you whole. I attempted to use the happy hoodie, which immediately consumed his entire face. Okay, I'm going to turn the dryer on. Okay? You're okay buddy. Let me take it off. It's okay Figgy. I'm drying him using my small handheld dryer. Because if I used my high velocity dryer, he would simply leave earth. Hi Figgy. He's so cute. Are you scared? Are you a nervous boy? It's okay. Good boy. I hide in the corner. Why are you so cute? We dry him nice and slowly. And then go in with the slicker brush for maximum fluff. Apparently this is his favorite part. I have to give you a combing now. Oh, you're so upset. Poor little kitten. Once he's dry, I go in with a comb. And we are getting full purrs now. Are you purring? Oh my god, you look so soft. So silky. Right? Where's the purr gone? Thank you. Oh my goodness. You might be the cutest cat that ever lived. Look at his little face. Want some tube? Tube for your troubles? He's shaking. Poor guy. Here you go. Don't get it all over you after I just cleaned you, please. We have a tube lover. Go back in your house. And just like that, Fig is completed. Somehow even cuter than when he came in. Which honestly feels illegal. In your house. Oh my goodness. Okay, goodbye. Thank you. Please come again.