These Cats Speak English Better Than Hooman!

I love you. Callie! I should say what? Did you hear me? Hey! Just say a full and clear sentence and humans up like a shark. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Aaaaaaah! It seems like the yellow crab has ended up in the wrong gangsters house. No! No. Hi Tio. What is she doing? Tidy what do you want? What do you want Tide? Starbucks please. You always want to go to Starbucks. I'll keep her Starbucks then. It looks cute, but she has just farted. Unfortunately it's a really bad fart. Sorry. One of the key aims of this furnish is to mess with the dog. I heard every single word. Will the dog understand and come over? Um excuse me. How did you even get up there? Well how do you expect me to get you down? I'm too short. Om nom nom nom nom. You want to be on feet? Here. She wants to be naughty? She wants to be naughty or not? Yes or no? Really? Yes or no? Are you hungry? Mama Alright, he's usually not this bad in the morning but today is exceptional Krieger Why are you so mad? I'm so proud of you It's not food time yet When you argue with your cat about dinner time and he acts like he's the boss Be nice and that's not my problem It's not about to be my problem either No, don't talk over me Not cool, girl No Steve, it's bedtime Steve Bedtime Steve You know it's bedtime What is it? Oh my goodness Relax, buddy Your owner is just taking a shower It's not that scary I'm so hungry I could eat Nimbus The me? Reaction followed by running away is hilariously adorable Gordon You know you're not allowed on the table You know you're not allowed up there Come on, get down You have had dinner You have had treats You do not need anything else tonight I'm not giving you any more treats tonight What are you doing with your tongue? So cute and smart Understands the command and gives a high five like a pro Are you hungry? Are you hungry, little lady? Yeah, are you hungry? Give me the banana Good boy Other paw High five Other paw Can you even fit in there? I don't think you can even fit in there, can you? Now you think you can make my room? Whether it fits or not doesn't matter What matters is trying Hi, are you mama's baby girl? You are? Are you a pretty girl? Meow if you're pretty Simba Simba, if you love me Move your leg Two times Now if you love me Move your arm ten times Aww If you're happy and you know it, say meow If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it If you're happy and you know it, say meow Hi, are you mama's baby girl? You are? Are you a pretty girl? Meow if you're pretty Aww For me Speaking Chinese is very difficult But it seems like it's not for this cat You said hello? What's up, Sting? You just said hello? Hello Greet me? Better greet back Hello Do you want pets? Yes This cat is not only sweet But also smart Good morning I was hoping they could see you before and after meow Meow Listen You've been out, then you've come in Shit in your clean litter tray And now you're wanting back out? What do you mean you know? No Not every can that gets opened is tuna Stop yelling at me It's not tuna It's corn and beans It's not tuna What is it? I'm cold You're cold? I'm cold Sit down Come here You mad at me? Fifi Let me see your face Come here