One More Vodka Before Goodbye – Pop

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#One More Vodka Before Goodbye – Pop

Thank you, thank you... This next one is for my ex... and my bartender. Same person, actually.

I walked in at seven, sharp suit, sharper pain
She left a lipstick note on a cocktail napkin stain
Said you love the bottle more than you love me
I said honey, the bottle never leaves at three

Olive on a toothpick spinning round and round
Just like my excuses when she left this town

So make it one more vodka before goodbye
On the rocks, just like my love life tonight
Stirred not shaken, like my alibi
Bartender darling, pour it extra high
One more vodka before goodbye

Moscow, Polish, cheap or top shelf blue
I've tried them all but none of them were you
Well that's a lie, you were much more expensive
And you didn't come with free peanuts

Piano man is playing our song off key
Probably for the best, just like you and me

So make it one more vodka before goodbye
On the rocks, just like my love life tonight
Neat little lie in a frosted glass
To the bottom baby, drink up the past
One more vodka before goodbye

You know they say vodka is odorless, colorless, tasteless...
Just like her text messages!
Ba-dum-tss!

Shaken... stirred... deserted...
I should have ordered water...

So make it one more vodka, just one more darling, before goodbye
On the rocks with a twist of my pride
If love is a hangover, at least I tried
So pour me one more vodka... before goodbye

I'm Richard-ish Cheese, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the ice.