I Tried Every Snack from Australia

Hey! The editor of this video, his name's Oscar, and he sent me all of these Australian snacks for us to try. And of course, my wonderful girlfriend Elizabeth is joining me. And she's way more critical than I am, so this should get interesting. But the question is, which one is the best? I'm just gonna pussy. Australia is known for its deadly snacks, spiders, sharks, Steve Irwin, and of course, Tim Tams. But which snack do Americans think is the best Australian snack? Well, you'll have to find out. Let's get back to the video. Now, I've had Vegemite before. I haven't. And I had it in a video. And Oscar was very hypocritical of how I ate it. Quite frankly, I'm scared to have it again, so we'll save it for the end. We're gonna go ahead and start on shapes, which I've heard some incredible things about. Pizza flavored shapes. Oh! They smell like pizza goldfish. Yeah, they do. Cheers. Oh, look! Wow, we got two shapes that make one. Oh yeah. I'm rocking with the shapes! Very interesting cracker. It's thick. We don't have anything like this in America. Thick cracker. We're staring down the ingredients list because our ingredients are just chemicals. Did you demolish those? Barbecue flavored shapes. These don't smell too strong. Those ones smell very immediately strong. Cheers. Oh, look how flavorful. The crackers are a different texture on this one. Oh, maybe it's because I had like 20 of them in my mouth. These are good. I like them. I'm surprised that I like them actually. I'm also not the biggest barbecue fan. These do not taste that barbecue-y in my opinion. No. But you can see that it's like actual herbs. Like, no snacks in America contain real ingredients. She's a food critic on this. Well, you can see that there's like parsley and stuff. They're pretty good. I like it. I feel like you could make these at home. Yeah, I'm sure you could. Chicken crimpy flavored shapes. They're crimpy! That was British. You better apologize right now. I like the smell of this one. That is so good! You stupid! Shapes! I'm gonna give them a solid. I'm gonna give them an eight. Yeah, they're really good. I'm gonna give them a seven just to leave room, but chips hit. They take the lead. Next up, Tim Tams. Um, that was my line. Um, next up, Tim Tams. Oh, yeah. Can you open them? Oh, yeah. Wait, is there like something in it? It smells so delicious. Oh, I guess it's like made with irresistible real chocolate. You know, in America, they couldn't say that sentence. All right, I'm about to eat a whole row of these. These like smell so insanely good. Cheers. Cheers. So are we moving on? Tim Tams? Nine. They're better than shapes. But I like savory. A lot more than sweet. But because these are so good, I will have to give them an eight and they will have to go above. They're in the lead. Next up, Cheezels. This one, unfortunately, did get a male destroyed this one. However, I don't think the inside is messed up. All right. I am very excited about these because I love cheese puffs. Now I know she does not like cheese powder on anything. So I don't think she's gonna like it. No, I'm gonna try it for Oscar. If it doesn't fit on my finger, it's not a zero. I don't know. It doesn't. I mean, it's definitely meant for a kid. But like, I want to put them on my fingers too. Um, oh, she's not enjoying this. I took a Cheers. Oh yeah. They're not as cheesy as the American cheese snacks. They smell identical to Kraft mac and cheese. The smell is like a two. Can you let me live? The flavor is actually like five. It's not bad. It's the scent that I cannot get myself past. And that might be true for other foods. It might just be like a scent thing. They were okay. I like the texture of them. Yeah. It's just the smell. Not as good as Tim Tams. Seven. Next up Milo. So I got a glass of milk. You're supposed to just, it says three heaping. Nope. Sorry. Heaped spoonfuls. So we're going to put three spoonfuls of this. Three heaped spoonfuls. Heaped spoonfuls and mix it up. Oh, that was not With Milo finally being opened. Let's see if you guys put the correct amount of spoonfuls in. For those Australians watching, you obviously know the correct amount is three spoonfuls. Now let's see how they do it. This looks good. I'm guessing you probably more often than not. Well, no, I guess not. Cause it could just be chocolate milk. I was going to say probably you probably drink it warm most of the time, but I guess it's either chocolate milk or hot chocolate, either way. I was going to say, I feel like around here, people use Nesquik as chocolate milk as opposed to hot chocolate. Oh, Oh, Oh, what is that face? I think it was just because I had the cheese thing before this. So you take another sip and I'll take another sip because it might be a me problem. Oh, you don't like it either. Maybe it's because we're used to such sweet. I was about to say, I think it's a classic American situation where there's not enough sugar in it. It's not awful. It tastes like chocolate milk. If you didn't really put sugar in it. I think I'm just not a big fan. I don't think it's necessarily cause it's not sweet enough for me. I just don't think it's my, my fave. It's really chunky, which might be our own fault. So I'm not going to hold that against it. Yeah. I'm not a huge fan. I'm going to give it like a five. Um, I'm going to give this a three. Next up cheese flavored twisties. I'm going to guess here. These are Fritos based on the imaging, based on the packaging, based on the way it feels through the bag. I'm guessing these are Fritos. I assume they will taste slightly different. So wait, what is this like rating thing on the bottom? They have health star ratings. Wait a sec. It's too like bad. I'm assuming. Definitely. That's so cool. Actually. Life's pretty straight without twisties. Stop. Oh, whoa. They're not Fritos at all. They're just cheese balls. Okay. These already smell better than the other ones. Yeah. These don't have much of a smell. They're like Cheetos. Just Cheetos. Yeah. Cheers. These did not taste anything like I expected them to. There's not much taste at all. To be honest with you. American issue here. I think it's because there's not enough cheese powder. Like I expected a Cheeto going into this, but it's like a quarter of a Cheetos worth of cheese. These are pretty good. I actually would eat these because of the lack of aggressive cheese flavoring. Other ones was not doing it for me. These ones I can get down with. I like Cheezels better. They're not Cheezels. Cheezels. I like Cheezels better. Cheezels. These, they don't have flavor for me. They're still good though. I would still snack on them. I'm going to give them like a solid five. This would be like a calm, like midnight snack. You don't need too much flavor. You just need a little sustenance. I'll give these like a six. Eleven. Not bad. Next up, Caramella Koala. That stuff is amazing. What was that? Actually. Sorry Italians. I'm Italian. That was more Australian than you're Australian. I would like to formally apologize to both Australians and Italians. Maybe the English. I'm not Australian. I am Italian. A quarter. Mostly American. Almost entirely. Mostly. Look how cute these are. These are made by Cadbury. So they gotta be good. But they are, I'm guessing they're pronounced Caramello Koala. It's Caramello. No, I'm going to go ahead and take a guess. Oh, because of the accent? Because of the accent. I think they probably pronounce it Caramello. Ready? If it's Cadbury, it's going to taste like Easter. So I'm excited. Yeah, this should taste normal. I think. We'll get the split here. Oh yeah. Cadbury, you have outdone yourself. Top of the list for me. This is like a nine. I'm speechless. This is really good. Caramello, I'm digging it. I think it's definitely, I think I'm gonna give it a nine as well. Again, not the biggest chocolate fan, but Cadbury just knows what they're doing. Next up, chocolate chip flavored tiny teddies. Now this next one is something that we had a lot as kids, just not this specific version of it. Yes, this brand. Tiny Teddies, which honestly is way better than the, what are they called? Teddy Grahams. Teddy Grahams. And they're chocolate chip flavored, which is incredible. They're adorable. They do only have a 1.5 health star rating. So we're going down the list here. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm digging this. They almost look the exact same as Teddy. Yeah, they do. Why does she look mad? Do you see her eyebrows? She's angry. Wait, do they have different faces and shapes? Yes, they do. Oh, what? How cute are these? Ours are all just one shape. He's laughing. Stop. They're like animal crackers, but way cuter. All right. Ready? Cheers. Disappointing. They taste like flour and a little tiny hint of chocolate, but maybe that's from the Cadbury Koala I just ate. They taste like the, with a hint of chocolate included, they taste like the holiday dog treats I ate for the holiday video. They're not even for humans, but at least they're adorable. Why is it not bad? I hate to say that because they're adorable and I want to love them. They're not awful. Like I'm going to eat the whole bag, but. They're so cute. I also didn't completely hate the dog treats. Our Teddy Grahams taste like graham crackers. Yes. Oh wait, are these not graham crackers? No, they're just, they're just, they're tiny Teddy's. Ours are different. Ours are made with graham crackers. I was just going to say, they're also either honey or cinnamon usually. And that's where most of the flavor comes from. Probably like a four. Not bad. Yeah. Um, just not any flavor. I'd agree with that. I'm happy with a four. The moment you've all been waiting for. Vegemite. The grand finale. The Vegemite returns. I'm not going to tell her anything. I'm just going to eat it with a straight face and she gets to smell it because I've experienced this already. Okay. So what are you eating? I thought American food was smelling. Oh, I can smell it from here. So we have an English muffin that's been sitting here for a hot minute. I also need to preface this with something because this is supposed to be toast. This is supposed to be toast. Um, so I did a grocery delivery this morning and uh, went outside and got my bags. And well, the bread looked like this. A squirrel ripped open the bag, ripped open the bread bag and ripped off the bread. It was on the ground next to the grocery bags when I went down to get it. So I don't have any bread. So we're dealing with an English muffin, which is, I mean, it should be just fine. I love English muffins. The first time I ate this, I put it on a piece of toast with no butter. I just put it straight on a piece of toast, which you're not supposed to do. And I was put way too much on. So we're going to go very light on top of this butter covered English muffin and I'll try it the correct way. Here we go. That much? He said no more than that, right? Let me check the reference video. Oh, this is the toast. Okay. Yeah. Okay. He kind of used a lot. Yeah, we'll go this. This is, this is enough. I used, show the clip of the original video. I probably used six or seven times that amount. Okay. Looks like Nutella. Oh wow. Okay. Okay. I am a little scared because of all like the grooves in an English muffin. It's not going to spread flatly. Pick a corner to bite out of. I'm going to take a bite of this and I'm going to try not to react at all. So I don't get anything away. I've eaten a lot worse though. I've eaten live bugs. I've eaten awful drive-thru food. This is nothing. Your eyebrows are still furrowed. I don't know if I trust that. I will tell you, way better than when I ate it the first time because I did not eat it right. Everybody say a little prayer that I don't throw up. Oscar your pal, this is for you. For all the annoying behind the scenes that I randomly burst in on, all the times you have to edit me out, this is for you. Sorry, it's on an English muffin. It's super salty. Yeah. Really, really salty. When I had the video, I literally couldn't, I couldn't explain what it tastes like. I still can't because there's nothing else that tastes like this. Like nothing. Like you could not think what you, this is going to taste like. You're not close because you can't expect this. It's wicked specific. Yeah. It's just your own taste. Like there's nothing. So unique. I've never had anything that tastes like this. Yeah. How do you feel about it? Not offended by it. I'll be honest, again, way better this time because I ate it the right way. Last time it literally looked like I had spread Nutella on it because I layered it so thick. So it was bad. This is way, way better. And I can tell this is the correct way to eat it. So I would say I'm still not going to score it very high, but I'll give it like a four. I'm going to give it a five. I think last time I would have given it a one, which means Carmelo Koala wins the video. The best Australian snack. Wait, pause. Everybody freeze. Is Cadbury not an English brand? Look it up. Birmingham, United Kingdom. Birmingham. So I guess it's technically United Kingdom. Technically it's a UK snack. So the best Australian snack. Tim Tams. Shapes. No, Tim Tams. We like Tim Tams better. Do we? We both gave it an extra point. Okay, well I'm really liking Shapes. Shapes are where it's at. Shapes, Tim Tams, and Cadbury Carmelos. Watch another video. Check it out here. Thank you, Oscar. W Oscar in the comments. Go get yourself some Tim Tams. Or some Vegemite, or some Shapes. But not Milo. Cool. I'm about to eat the rest of these Tim Tams.