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I don't know why sitting like that made me laugh, but it did. I don't know why. No idea why I'm in a giggly mood, but I'm loving the lighting. Loving the lighting. L-T-L. Loving the lighting. I'm already in it. I'm already in the giggles. You know what I mean? Look at the little hair swoosh. Look at the little hair swoosh right there. Boom. Hair swoosh. Hey. What up, Garrett? Hey, Josh. Love my videos. What up, Ethan? Yo, Mo. I don't know why, Mo, but you just made me happy coming in going, yo. Yes, sir. Hey, ask me. Sorry. Tell me something. I just got an invite from YouTube where they said I can now take stars. I don't know, where you guys send me stuff. Is that show on your screen where you can send me? Hold on. I'm going to look it up. Hold on. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going over to the computer because I wrote it down. It's not stars. Hold on. I said it wrong. That's on the other one. Give me a second. Hold on. I'm not going anywhere. Da, da, da, da, da, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, la, la, la, la, la. Oh. Super Chat and Super Stickers. Does it show? Yes. It's kind of like tips, but does it show on your side? It's not stars. It's called Super Chat and Super Sticker. And on videos, they have super thanks. Be a long, long time. It does show. Hey. But how does it show? By the way, educate me. How does it show on your side? You don't see it. Let's go outside together, shall we? Good morning. It does show. Hey. You know what? Maybe it's on. I know sometimes iPhones. What kind of phone do you have? What's that? Hey, I just got it. Grave. Hey. Grave just got one. Hey. You're my first Super Chat. Wait, I got to see which one it is. Be a long, long time. Blah, blah. You sent me a Super Sticker, right? All right. OK. I'm just learning how all this works. I am 37 days onto Facebook. So excuse me. You dropped your crown because you're a queen. Hi, everybody. I'm going to get back to the messages. Sorry. Someone gifted So It Works. Yes, yes, yes. It's right next to the chat box. You got it. How great is this? Wait, can I bring other people on here? Is that possible? So if I wanted to split the screen and bring somebody else on here, how does that work? And by the way, GraveNut, just so you know, GraveNut, I'm going to screen capture. You are the very, very, very, very first person that has ever given me a Super Chat. Boom. Where do you live, GraveNut? Because I'm giving you free comedy tickets when I come to wherever you live. Puerto Vallarta. Hey, afternoon from Australia. Oh, has your license been broke because you're driving me crazy? That's so silly. I'm Jonah, that one stream. This is my alt account. Jonah, what up, Mobamba? How you doing? Argentina, India most probably. Woo-hoo, congrats. All right, relax. In a long, long time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I love you, John. Annie, my name is Josh. Hey, Lori. OK. Now, how this is going to work? I had no idea. Lori sent me a super sticker. Boom. Thank you, Lori. Thank you, thank you. All right. OK, how you doing, huh? Eye contact challenge. I don't know what that means. Boondock Saints. I don't remember I've seen that movie. Hey, I'm getting super chats. This is exciting. Any shows near the OC anytime soon, I will definitely be posting 1,000%. Right now, it's happening. It's I'm like in mid-motion. It's happening. Well, it's been happening for the last two weeks, and now it's happening over the next two weeks. I'm going to be signing with an agent and getting out on the road. It's not like, well, maybe in a month. No, no, no. It's happening. It's coming. Websites are being built as we speak. They should be done in the next 10 days. Software, so I can contact you directly, is all being made. I will be doing stand-up. You got to watch Boondock Saints, man. You mean the movie? What up, Philippines? How you doing? Yes, San Antonio everywhere. Annie, do not be sorry, Annie. The fact that you're even on here makes me so happy. I can't even stand it. I'm so happy. You got notified. Hey, what up, Pakistan? Gotta Rep Canada, definitely. Thank you, everybody. Thank you for all your kindness, everybody, on here. I got super chats from people. And yes, please don't ask me about people. Let me start again. Please do not ask me if I'll be performing in your town because I hope to come to every town. Houston, Nantucket, Nantucket, Nan, this, Nan, that. I want to go everywhere. I can't wait to come. You have no, I don't think you get how much I have. I would love to come to Houston. Go on the streets and make jokes right now. No, thank you. Merry Christmas to you. Yes, positivity, you got it. Respect from India. Hey, Josh. Wow. How dope is this? Hey, Josh, not really good at English. Just wanted to tell you that I really love your videos. It managed to make me smile even in the saddest days. Boom! Thank you very, very much. I got people in Egypt. This is so great. Tell me, what are you up to today? What is going on in your life? Enough about me. Be a long, long time. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Be a long, long time. Sorry, hold on a second. I'm back. I am back. Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you, Rebecca. What up, Lori? Hey! Samantha sent me a super chat. By the way, this is the first time that I've ever gotten super chats, ever. I've never gotten any of this before. So this is so dope. Oh, Mr. Red, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Look, I've had a lot of depression in my life and anxiety up and down. I went to therapy. I went to 12-step for codependence. I worked on it and worked on it and worked on it and worked on it. And now I came out the other side. I still get angry. I'm still working on getting those spurts of anger, but I'm working on it every day. And if you just keep working on it, you can undo the wires that made you depressed. And if you need whatever, something else to help you, you can do that too with the doctor. But keep going. Almost midnight. Mariah, okay. Hey, man, PokerJunkie83, I hope so. I hope so. Right now I'm gaining, well, it was gaining like eight or nine or 12,000 subscribers a day. Now I'm gaining about 3,000. I'm grateful. Trust me, I don't care. I'm happy. The only way that I gain subscribers, I look on the back end, is by you sharing it. That's it. So the more that you share my videos, the faster I grow. Be a long, long time. I just joined YouTube. Wanna know what I represent on YouTube? What do I do? I have hidden cameras in my car and also on my persons, but I have hidden cameras. I go around and I say fun, silly, happy things to hopefully brighten people's day. That's what I do on YouTube. Ooh, I'm from exotic. Wait, first of all, you can't just say Canada because there's so many dope places in Canada. Where in Canada are you from? Hi, everybody. Thank you for joining my live. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And thank you for all the people that have sent me super chats so far. That is so dope of you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. It means the world to me. I know Nasser. Hey, Nasser. Hey, buddy. Yep, it's weird that some people it's like 8 a.m. Some people it's 8 p.m. It's just random. George from New Zealand. Yes. Do I always get a positive reaction? Yes, pretty much. Yeah, I really do. I've had a very, very, very, very few negative ones and they make me laugh hysterically, but no. I always get pretty positive ones. What up, Quebec? Love Quebec. Wait, yes. I didn't remember if I've been there. Right, poker junkie? Excuse me, sir. I was just wondering if you and I could sit in awkward silence. Okay. I can't. I'm Jewish and he drives away. What up, Houston? What up, Texas? You the best, mange. All right, dude. Hey. No. What is wrong with people? It's hilarious. People are amazing. You hope to meet me someday. Dopeness. Be a long, long time. I'm not sure when I'm gonna be down in Florida. Not sure. I am not sure. Yo, Jerry, I couldn't ask for more. Jerry, I couldn't ask for more. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey, Paul, I appreciate that. Paul, what's New Zealand like? What's the weather? I know this is, I'm sorry, this is a silly question. Is it hot? Is it cold? Is there seasons? What's it like in New Zealand? Yes, I do do comedy in Toronto. That is all like, not like, it's not like, oh, maybe. No, no, it's all coming in the next week, month, two weeks, three weeks. Over the next six months, it will be spread out to like, I'll be announcing a tour and it will be happening. Yes, yes, yes. I'm just setting up the team right now, the agents and managers, touring agents, to actually facilitate that and make that happen. You know? So I don't know. Be a long, long time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Gotta go, bye. Have a good day. Yes, I think I'm coming to everywhere. I will be going everywhere. And by the way, thank you for even having even the smallest amount of interest in watching me do stand up. Thank you. Like, for even asking. I mean, you're coming to Pennsylvania. You're coming to Houston. Thank you. Because that's what I want to do. So thank you, thank you, thank you. What up? Hey, Seuss. Bye, have a good night. Going to sleep. I thought it was the craziest thing that people recognized me. In fact, one of the guys that works in my building goes, hey, you look like Josh Nassar. I'm like, what? He goes, yeah, the guy in the videos. Hilarious. Be a long, long time. I know I can't stop at the rocket, but I can't stop. Yep, the web. Well, I already have a website now, but it's kind of, it's just a placeholder. It's got all my stuff on it, but the new one's going to be dope. Hey, thank you very much. Cracker 69. Thank you, Stale. Thank you, appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Jerry, appreciate that. It's 11 a.m. there. I am jealous of you, heirs love. I am so jealous of you because I wish it was daytime out here. It's about eight o'clock at night here in Los Angeles, California. Have a good night, Mr. Reid. Thank you. Look how kind Mr. Reid is on here. So dope. And by the way, thank you for everybody sending me the super stickers and the super chat. I didn't even know it existed. You know, I didn't even know it existed. So thank you, thank you, thank you so much for sending that. It just started today. I got the invite today. So now I come on here and I can actually make enough to pay the bills to continue doing videos. So you don't have to send it at all. If you want to, great. If you don't, honestly, it doesn't matter. I'd rather you just share my videos. So pretty dope. Hey, man, didn't know I was live. Yes, I am here. I like to do a live every once in a while. Every couple of days, I like to jump on live, especially when my hair looks so dope right now. Look at the little sashay. I don't even know what that word means. Look at the little sashay. I wish I was in India too. I heard the food in India is so good. My buddy Raj went there for work and he's like, there's no preservatives, no chemicals. You eat it and you're like, wow, like it's so good. All right, Jerry, I have no problem with that, right? Thank you, ice cream. My hair's looking dope today. Like I have to leave. I have to go out of the house tonight because my hair is looking dope. Hi, my name is Slim Shady. Hi, kids. If I could go to one country for a month for free, where would I be? Well, you'd have to educate me. I want to go somewhere where the water is crystal clear and then you walk out on like a long wooden plank and then they have like the rooms right on the water, but they're brand new modern rooms in like a tiki hut and you can go crabs or lobster and then you can jump on a jet ski and drive away. Where is that? That's where I want to go. Maldives, boom, that's where I want to go. Yeah, my personality is pretty insane, you know? Be a long, long time. Italy. The Philippines. What's my, okay, you can't ask that question, ice cream. What's my favorite ice cream? Oh, come on, I'm going mint chocolate chip. I'm thinking vanilla. I mean, oh, come on. My favorite ice, come on. You can't do that to someone. Come on. I like the one with all the chocolate, cookie dough. Cookie dough ice cream, there it is. All right, cookie dough. It gave me anxiety, because first of all, I'm screaming. You asked me one question and I went off on a tangent because I love cookie dough ice cream. Woo! So I know you're good at doing good puns. Can you do one for a pizza delivery driver? Excuse me, miss, does your family buy any own? Excuse me, miss, does your family by any chance own pizza shops? No? That's so crazy because you look like a slice of heaven. Excuse me, miss, do your family own pizza shops? No? That's so crazy because you look like a slice of heaven. Won't you relax, dude? Be a long, long time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I've already used that one. Stale, I've used that one. It's hard not laughing at my, I can't. I can't. I'm not even laughing at my jokes because they're the worst. The ones that I do over my car, they're meant to be dad jokes. That way nobody gets offended, it's dope. But their reaction, it gets me. Be a long, long time. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. It's Dua Lipa and Elton John. I went to the gymnasium and I listened to it all day. Yes, Nick, 100%. Wait, Nick, Nick, Nick is a pizza delivery driver. Listen, I've gotta stop this live right now. I've gotta stop this live right now. Nick is a pizza delivery driver. Here is the question. Thin crust or thick crust? Which one is better? Nick, I want your answer, I want everybody's answer. I know that I want thin crust with pepperoni, onion, extra cheese, and then I take the mozzarella, I take the top off, and I dump it all on there. Your turn. No, I'm going deep dish, thick crust. You gotta get the thin crust so you can eat more. How dare you? Here we go, come on, thin crust or stuffed crust. I didn't even consider the stuffed crust. I didn't even consider it. No. Mr. Unimportant, you are important, A. And B, foul on the play, 20-yard penalty. In the penalty box. And by the way, Lori, thank you very, very, very much for sending me the super sticker. Thank you, thank you, thank you for sending me the super sticker. I greatly, greatly, greatly appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes, yes, stale. Yes, thin crust from Domino's, boom! Thin crust New York, yes, poker! Have a good night, ice cream. Thank you for being awesome, thank you, thank you. Oh, Nick, stop it. Nick, you're a, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pineapple, eh, maybe, eh, eh. Not bad, I'll eat it. But pepperoni, ah! Onions, extra cheese, Parmesan top, take it off and dump it on. Whoa, stale works at Domino's. Whoa, whoa, whoa, stale, where do you live? If you live in Los Angeles, we gotta work out a deal. Wait, you couldn't eat a, yeah, I couldn't either. I want the thin crust. Now I want pizza. Hey, if you were stuck in a deserted island for two weeks, let's just say stuck in a deserted island for two weeks, you knew it was gonna be two weeks, you could only eat one food for that two weeks, what would it be? Deserted island, two weeks, you know you're gonna get picked up in two weeks, you know, you just know magically, you know. What food did you have for that two weeks? Yeah, you can invite me for pizza, I don't know why pizza and coffee, but I'll do it. Thin crust, extra cheese with meatballs, boom. Cheesecake, uh, yes. Garlic bread, hey, good job, Jerry, get the white buffer. Any pizza? Dave, oh wait, is Dave the guy that, he's the guy that does the pizza reviews, right? See, Eros, my French husband eats Parmesan cheese, larger portion than his pizza. I love your French husband for that, that's what I do. That's exactly what I do. I dump all the Parmesan cheese on there. Coconut, bananas, wienerschnitzel, chicken wings, garlic, parm flavor from Wingstop. Yo, Stale Crocker has it down to a, seafood, yes. Tacos. Have a good evening, Lori, thank you, thank you again for sending me the super sticker, I appreciate that. Wait, uh, Lamzu, Jay, where do you live? Do you live in Los Angeles? I'ma be a long, long time, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Thank you, thank you, thank you, everybody. Hold on, I'm back. Oh my God, shiny, oh, send it, Gabriel Valley, okay. Oh, hey, thank you very much, Kool Hong, I appreciate that, thank you very much. I love how you know all the words. What words, to what, Stephanie? Oh, well, don't even tell me about, I'll come to Florida just for the pizza. Protein bar, one deserted island, okay. You're gonna pay my debts once I, I don't have any debt, I'm dope, no debt, brah, zero, nada, zilch. You love my picture on the wall, you like this picture? Oh, the song, you know what it is, I'm sorry, I don't even realize I'm singing it. When I go to the gym, I put the same song on repeat, whatever the song is, for most of the time, and it's, because then I get in a mode, so today I was listening to Elton John, Dua Lipa, and, I can't stop, it's in my head now. Stay, stale, you realize it's because, not cause, not cause, not cause, it's because. Everybody on the internet got together and agreed it's now cause, why? Part of my standup bit, by the way. Have a good night, Steve, just share it on Facebook, what did you share, Jerry? Thank you very much, by the way. You are a very energetic guy, Klaus, let me tell you what, no, it's not, it's not cause, it's easier, it's because, there's a B and an E, it doesn't take that long, you're helping me write the bit right now, by the way. Stop saying cause, it's because, it's not cause, it's not cause, by the way, it's two letters, there it is, you're gonna hear that on stage, you're gonna hear it, it's fun, if you haven't seen me perform, one of the things that I do, is I take some, like, who cares, cause, because, it doesn't matter, it doesn't affect anybody, it doesn't matter, but I love to take something that, it doesn't mean anything, like, let's say I was on stage doing a bit about thin crust pizza or thick crust, to get so mad, mad, at something, it's so fun to watch somebody freak out, and you can make it funny, because, at the end of the day, it's just happy fun, and it doesn't bother anybody, and you leave going, that was funny, and then when you see somebody write cause later on, you go, Josh has got a bit about that, okay, worry about your, hey, worry about your content, not mine. Hello from France, funny shorts, thank you very much, by the way, they're literally called shorts. Be a long, long time, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Okay, well, that just got, that escalated quickly. What up, Klaus, what's going on, what's so funny, Klaus, cause you see me just screaming at nothing? Oh, cause you're the one that said I'm energetic. Eros, this is great, how do you pronounce crayons, crayons? Or insurance, no, no, it's insurance. Vehicle, no, no, it's vehicle. Cement, no, no, no, no, it's cement. My car done parked there on the cement, I done got insurance for my vehicle. I am so sorry, what? Come down to Louisiana, go and get out of Louisiana, huh, I'm gonna get some crawfish. I don't even know if that was an accurate accent, but I wanna come down to Louisiana. Greetings from Vancouver, I feel like, Eros, I feel like you are wearing a hat, and you just tipped it. Bruh, I'm invisible. Matthew, you are not, we are all looking at you, I am saying hi to you, I am acknowledging Matthew. Bah, bah, bah, bah, what up, Matthew, how are you? What up, Iraq, how are you doing out there, Nas? Greetings from Vancouver, I'm Matthew Cook. Bruh, you're not invisible, Matthew. Everybody look at Jerry, stop and look at Jerry's comment. Jerry is announcing to the world, just wanna let everybody know what I'm doing, I'm about to be happy, and I want everybody to know it, and if you're happy, you know, clap your hands, Jerry. Why do we pronounce baked like baked, and naked, naked, but we don't say bake and a naked, I think that's a very good one. It should be baked, baked, baked. Load up from Austria, how you doing, Austria? What up, NYC, baby? You mused my silly line? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, all right, Eros, keep it clean. Hilarious, though, I did read your comment. Hey, Gabe, what'd you do for work today? Love from India. Thank you, Eros, I appreciate it. Trust me, you have no idea how grateful I am. I was on this live two months ago, I had one or two people, now I got 27 people rotating, I'm so happy, and by the way, thank you for everybody sending me the super chat, I am very, very, very grateful for all of that. Thank you very much for sending me the super chat and super stickers, that's very nice of you. They sent me a message today, it's down by the comment section, and it says you can essentially send me a tip, and then it pops up my screen and stays up there, and it means the world to me, so thank you very much. You don't need to, but dope. Wait, you're building the set right now for Succession? Do I have a favorite short? Excuse me, sir, what's one thing in life you regret not doing more of as a teenager? Drugs, I thought that was hilarious. Hey, thank you, June, I appreciate that. I don't have a, you know what? What are my thoughts on your, I don't see your profile picture other than a happy face or something. I'm just glad you're here, buddy, no joking, you know? Been a long, long time, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, I've shared your videos with all my people, I respect, thank you. Listen, no joking, I really don't want your money at all. If you want to send me a super chat, dope. You want to send me a super sticker, great. I won't turn it down. More than anything, I don't want your money, don't buy my merch, share my videos. The more subscribers and followers that I get, then I can get paid from Tide, Colgate, Crest, Hershey's, Toyota, Ford, Whirlpool. I can also tour as a comedian, which is my dream, and do motivational speaking. So, you want to send me money? Great, send me a super chat or a super sticker. You don't, not a problem, share my videos. That's it, that's all I ever ask. If you watch something and you like it, like, comment, and share it, that's all. You love my spirit, dope. Well, I was having a little bit of a depressed day today, just kind of like, and I go, why? I had a conversation with myself. I was just feeling like, you know we all feel like that, where I was like, and I go, stop it, what? Yeah, your brain, brain, stop it. My mom said this to me once, it was dope. We have a jury in our brain. We have a jury, J-U-R-Y, like you're in court, jury in our brain, but we're the judge. Thank you, jury, I know you're here to protect me, but I'm the judge, I'm gonna make the decision. So, I just made the decision to be happy. Have a great night, I'll share it. Thank you, Gabe, appreciate you, thank you, thank you. Platinum gold, you got it. You're gonna be famous, you will see, brother. Jerry, I hope so, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. More than that, I hope I can just make a living and keep spreading some happiness. Yo, that's dope. Yo, stale, that's dope that you're doing that, man. That's no joke, that's real. Good job, buddy, wow. That's dope, dude. Back of your head, you mean, is that type of brain. I don't know what that mean, all right, explain, explain. I think I kind of understand what you're saying, but I really wanna understand, and it's hard over here, you know? Yep, you know what, Ronald? I watched a video, I was sitting in my house feeling, and I watched Kobe Bryant do a video talking about how he trains, and I just got up out of the house and I went right to the gym. So if you use my videos, I use other people's videos, I use your videos, you use mine, she uses hers, I use hers, whatever. We all help each other, good. Kayla, that's it right there. Kayla, yes, that is what it's about. Yeah, I got that IG verified, yeah, I got 2.8 million on the talk, I got 518,000 on the book, and I have 313,000 on the IG. Verified on IG and Facebook, but not on the talk yet, so we'll see what happens. Yeah, we all help each other, 100%. By the way, I'm having a great hair day. Look at the little flippity-do right at the top. Look at my face, watch my face. What would you do if I showed up, what would you do if I showed up to your house, Christmas, Thanksgiving, whatever you celebrate, whatever it is. Here at the door, knock, knock, knock, you look in the peephole and it's just me. Hello, I got a pie. Be a long, long time, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, I don't speak any other languages. Me llamo is Jorge, my name is George. That's it. My best friends from Mexico and I wish I could speak Spanish, but I don't. Means, you open what door? Oh, you'd open the door and say what, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, sorry, sorry. I forgot my nonsense question. I'm sorry. Be a long, long time, bye. Hey, I want you to see that you're getting silenced. Boo! It is hilarious too, you got it. Spanish speaker here, hey, hey, hey. You seem to speak, nope, don't. I wish, I just don't speak other languages. I don't, I don't speak any other languages, but George is a Greek name. Oh, really? That's dope. Do it, Stale, why not? Your name is Jorge, hey! All right, look at that, comes full circle. Hey, by the way, no joking, thank you everyone for being kind on here and like joining the conversation and just being nice. Like, thank you, seriously, thank you, thank you. You know, George is a Greek name. I bet a lot of names derived from Greece. Stale, it is not cause, it is because. Hey, thank you, Yanni Hodge, I appreciate you. Thank you, Vick Rich, of course. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I don't have an accent. I just do like Southern. What's going on? Ha, how y'all doing out here? What's going on? I see it, wait, hold on, I didn't say, I didn't say, I didn't say, what's going on? Does anybody know what that is? Good night and God bless, later on, Jerry. Nope, Marty Bird, it's Ozark, hey! Is anybody here watching Ozark? It is a dope show. Oh, is Eros your real name? It's a dope name. Good night, Austin, have a good night. Yep, different Marty. Wait, wait, wait, have I watched Moon Knight? No, what's Moon Knight about? Ozark is dope, yeah, Ozark, so good. If you're gonna, wait, if you wanna stop me, you're gonna have to, right? You're gonna have to ******* kill me. So silly. Have you guys seen Black Mirror? That's so good, Love, Death, Robots, so good. Rick and Morty, so good. Yes, Miguel, Lisa, you know my line, hey! What's Moon Knight about, by the way? It's on Disney+, it's a new show, and a new episode is out every Wednesday, but what's it about? Thank you very much, Abu, thank you very, very much. I haven't seen Outer Banks. Ozark is so, Criminal Mind, you know what I've been getting into, Britbox, Britbox, like British. These British shows, like In the Line of Duty, I mean, some of these shows, these actors are so dope. Shetland, S-H-E-T-L-A-N-D, man! These actors are dope! Doctor Strange, you mean the movie? I haven't watched the newest one. It's a Marvel movie, yes. I have not watched the newest Doctor Strange. Hey, S-Y-L, thank you, buddy. I appreciate you saying I make your day. It means the world to me, because that's what I want to do. I mean, it's really what I want to do, you know? And once again, thank you to everybody sending me the super chat and the super stickers. I see them, I'm paying my bills, so thank you. That's very kind of you. You don't need to do it. Thank you, thank you, thank you for doing that. It'll be a long, long time, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And if you want to send one, it's right next to the comment box. But no need, no, it's definitely not a definite. I'm gonna stay on here for another five minutes. I don't want anybody's notifications on the back end to keep blowing up and them to get annoyed, so I don't like to stay on. I stay on between 30 minutes and an hour, and I just come on every once in a while, just because I really want to tell people the way you can help me if you like my videos is to share them. That's it, that's it. What up, Sydney, Australia? What up, mate? What's going on, mate? I love it. Yep, I'll be filming more shorts videos this week. I'm giving myself today and tomorrow off filming, and then I'm getting back at it Wednesday. Yep, yep, yep. You da man. I appreciate all the kindness, everybody. Thank you very much. What are we up to? What are we gonna, how about this? What are we gonna accomplish this week? What are you going to accomplish? I don't care if you say I'm gonna clean my room, I'm gonna do my laundry, I'm gonna write an essay, I'm gonna paint the house, I'm gonna call a friend and reconnect. What are you gonna accomplish this week? What up, Spain? What up, Jose? I introduced your vid to my husband and family. Oh, that's so dope. That's my favorite one right there. Get them all to share it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey, Brett Riley's back. Hey, Brett, you haven't been on the last couple lives. Welcome back. Hey, Brett Riley. Much love from NYC. Finished planting the garden, that's great. And just remember, there's kids on here, so let's make it, be kind, you know? You're going to Thailand this week. How dope is that? I'm so envious of you. That's, I'm not, I'm happy for you, actually. Let me change that. Qualitative research, dope, I love it. Wow, how great is that? Every time you get a week, you get off work, you do something different. That's dope, that is great. Thank you, Aris. Huge love from South Korea anyways. What up, what up, what up? I have to watch The Mighty Boat. It's an old English comedy, okay? As an actor, you either, as an actor, you either die or live long enough to play Batman. I like that, Klaus. I know where that's from. Or you live long enough to see. Sure, can't remember. Nice, Eros, that's awesome of you. Have you had a subscriber notice themselves in one of your short videos yet? No, I haven't. I have not had a subscriber notice themselves on YouTube. I like that, getting ripped coffee. Surgery, I hope you're okay, Jose. I hope you're okay. You know what, stay, go to the gym, and just get up and go. Don't talk to anybody about it, just do it. Be about it, do it. What up, hey, what up, I'm Swat. I'm gonna be on here for another two minutes. I'm gonna wind down. Once again, I don't want any notifications to go off and get crazy. And I'm glad that I make your day, 56. I appreciate you, thank you so much, everybody. Pretty much the reason I came on here tonight is because I'm having a great hair day. Look at my teeth look good, too. What happens if I smile like this? Hey, you wanna smile for a picture? Oh, I'd love to smile. Glad to see you, too, Brett Riley, appreciate you. I don't know why I'm doing that, Brett Riley. All right, I'm gonna be on here for another minute. One more minute, one minute and 40 seconds to be exact. And then I'm gonna wind down. I've already been on for 43 minutes. Don't wanna be on too long. Thank you very much, I appreciate the artist. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm doing great today. Thank you, what up, Lupin? Good TV show, my friend does the voice on Lupin. Come to New York and be the next Impractical Joker. Well, my buddy Sal from Impractical Jokers is coming out to Los Angeles on the 22nd. He's doing a theater out here. So I'll see Sal on the 22nd. I'll be going live next, probably two days. I don't like to do it every day. Be a long, long time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Make some videos in New York, can't wait to do it. Yes, yes, yes. All right, another 40 seconds on here. What's Big Red Needs Rocks? A Big Red Rock Eater. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, that's the joke. What is Big Red Needs Rocks? A Big Red Rock Eater. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had no arms, knock, knock. Who's there? Not the monkey, no arms. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. These are street jokes that I did not make up. You got it. Yes. All right, everybody, I am winding down. Recommend the artist. I'd love to hear it. Love the comedy, so clean. And hopefully it's motivating. All right, well, my standup may be, my standup may be a little bit different than that, but you will definitely have fun if you come to a show. Buenas noches. That's good evening, right? I hope that is. Bye, artists. Have a good day, everybody. Bye, Klaus. Good vibes, cheers from Chile. Bye, everyone. Hey, no joking. Everybody, before we get off here, go be dope tonight or today. Go be awesome. Go do something, like, just make it epic. If you're changing diapers, do a great job. If you're being a mom or a dad or a sister or a brother or you're driving to the movies or you're painting a house or you're cooking eggs or whatever you're doing, make it dope. Like, just be awesome. I hope that makes sense. Bye, everybody.