HER FIRST TIME SEEING A REAL CHRISTMAS TREE

Wait, have you ever seen a real Christmas tree? No. This is your first time? This is my first time. We didn't walk away with the real tree, but we walked away with Milo's new brother. Another day, another vlog. Son. We're at a traffic light. That wasn't dangerous, I promise. Yeah. What's up, guys? How you doing? Oh, I saw you see the Another Day. Another Day. Another line of merch, dude. Will we talk about that later? We'll talk about that in a minute, but first... Coffee. Cheers, babe. To coffee. She never gets a coffee. Chivalry is not dead, ladies and gentlemen. Ooh, dang. Doesn't she look so good with that Another Day crop top right there? I don't know her. You don't know what? I don't know a song. You know what? You do know, though. What? It's How Good Looking. It's freaking pretty. Another Day. Coffee. I'm dreaming of a white... No? Oh, okay. Okay. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Can we do that again? Because I didn't sing it properly. Okay. Christmas. Why can't I sing it right? No, I didn't sing the right note. Okay. Babe, sing that. Sing that song I was just singing. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Wait, maybe that was the note I was singing. Just like the ones I used to know. Did you hear my voice crack? Just like the ones I used to know. Gabe's brother and sister-in-law. My brother and sister-in-law are in town at the moment. And we're going to hang out with them. I think we're going to go on a hike. It's going to be freaking lit. Wow. Wow, that was unlit. Get it? That's lit. Okay, I'm going to show you what the boys are up to. Hey, guys. This is our kingdom. Black Friday was a very good Black Friday. Do you want to show anything? Let the Legos speak for themselves, babe. It's freaking lit. Hey, excuse me. This is very important stuff. This is for big boys. This is for boys from the ages of 9 to 14. All right, I'm done being a 12-year-old for the day, I think. I think now is a good time. What time is it? 2 o'clock. That's perfect time for me to stop being a 12-year-old. But we are officially going to talk about these dope things right here. So this is happening on Cyber Monday. These are on sale right now. If you go to our description of this video and click on jessandgabriel.com slash shop, you'll be able to find these. They're on sale. You'll see all of these. They're available for 48 hours from 10 a.m. on Monday to 10 a.m. on Wednesday. However, they're on sale for the first 24 hours. So if you use the code that we're going to put right here, you get freaking 20% off on the first 24 hours. So get it now, basically, is what we're trying to say. We've got these three colors in the crop tops, dude. My personal favorite is that one. So how do I look? You like it? Dude, what are you doing? So now since we got that out of the way, we just want to talk about the hoodies real quick. Work it, ladies. Work it. Good job, you guys. A plus modeling. Basically, what you don't want to be doing is wearing this shirt. You want this shirt. No, you want to be wearing both. However, that's not on sale anymore, so you can't get it anyway. So now you want this shirt. Anyway. You like how that works? We just pull it up close right here. Anyway. Yes, these will be on sale also on Cyber Monday. There are two more colors. There's like a darker gray, like a very dark gray, and then a salmon-y color. Kind of close to the crop top I was wearing. But yeah, be ready for that. Quincy, be ready because it's already out. Oh, not be ready. We got to be ready because we're filming this a few days before, but it's already out. It's got the link in the description. Plug, plug, plug. Anyway. We're going on a hike, dude, and it is going to be lit. It's already lit right now because the sun is so freaking bright. We may or may not have locked the car. We're not sure if we did or not. But Claudio claims that if you put the... You want to come back here and explain it? That if you put the freaking key fob under your neck, your brain will act as an antenna. Yes, it acts as an antenna. Let him demonstrate. You don't hear anything, right? But now I put it under my neck. You hear that? There's nothing. You can't hear anything. No, there was nothing actually. Matt, are you good? I feel bad laughing at my wife. Jess, run. You have to run down. We have to run down. So the forward motion of us falling, it just carries. Our feet will carry us. I'll go down and I'll film you. Dude, you can run. No, you run it. You run. No, I'll go down first and you run down. How sexy was that, babe? That was really hot. Oh, thanks. Babe, you don't have to give in to peer pressure. No, give in to peer pressure. I say no. No, give in to peer pressure, please. Don't think, just do. Three, two... That was so stupid. Dude, this looks like the lamest thing ever. Looks so stupid from the camera. When you're up there, you're like, I'm gonna die. Dude, this view is ridiculous. I always forget how awesome this view is of LA. Look at that view right there. That's a freaking good view, if you ask me. What would Michael Scott say in this situation? Look, Simba. No, that's not... Everything the light touches... That's not... That's what Mufasa would say in this situation. Jess is embarrassed behind the camera right now. And she's like, babe, don't do this, but I have to. For all you Office-loving fans out there, this is for you. I'm king of the world! Dude, the echo. Did you hear that? Babe, that was so loud. My voice is back. I'm not coughing. Oh my gosh. It's like the Titanic thing. I'm way sexier. Do the Titanic thing. Okay, we'll do the Titanic thing. What is the Titanic thing? You put your... Near, far... Wherever you are... Everyone's looking at us like we're idiots. Okay, we didn't bring a lock with us. So, I think we're gonna... That one's ours? I think this is ours, sisters. Excuse me? Yeah, we're just picking a random lock on here because we didn't bring one. Okay. I found one for you guys. You found one for us? What does it say? Crystal geyser, natural, Alpine Springs water. What a beautiful thing. Talking about me? You dog. That was such a bad joke. Eventually... Okay, guys, we are almost... We're almost done. Claudio and I decided to... There he is. Yeah, I don't know why but they decided it'd be a good idea at this, like, steepest part to jog up it. Yeah, we ran. We tried to sprint up the hill which very soon turned into a... Very quickly turned into a slow trot. He's still going. He's still running. He just commits. I can't get over how pretty it looks. What? This view? That view. What view? That view? Right there? Guys, we freaking did it. Yes. And we got a ticket on our car. Babe, I literally told you. We got a free hike but we kind of paid for it. Fan mail. It is fan mail? That is definitely not fan mail. The city of Los Angeles is our fan? What? 93 bucks. Oh, guys. So, basic... That's an expensive hike. Basically, it's a $93 hike. We're literally... On the left side of the sign. Babe, that's what I was saying. Are you kidding me? Right here. This is the sign that says no stopping this way and we parked right... I was about to say that because I thought that that's what that meant. Claudio! But I didn't... I didn't know for sure. You kept that information to yourself? I was like, oh, I don't know. I didn't really think about it. Thanks, bro. Grab an Uber home. When we were parking, I was like, babe, it says no stopping. You're like, nah, everyone else is doing it. At this point, I mean, you know, Jess is always right about everything. No matter the circumstance. Thank you, Maddie. Later that same evening. Alright, Lottie. Alright. Let's get the show on the road, shall we? What was the last thing we booked? I think we were still at the hike. We were... I just got the ticket. I'm pretty sure. And we got a ticket on our car. Babe, I literally told you. Yeah. I haven't paid that yet, so. Okay, so we went home. Showered up. We grabbed a bite. Grabbed some ice cream. And now we are on the search for our first Christmas tree. But in Australia, getting live Christmas... Not live. Real Christmas tree. You don't mean to say... In Australia, it's very... You're welcome for that, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway. In Australia, it's very, very rare for someone to have a real Christmas tree. I've never met anyone in my life in Australia that has had a real Christmas tree. Like, everyone... Yeah. Maybe it's the weather. I'm not too sure. Like, because it's summer when it's Christmas. Oh, you know why? Because the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is so delightful. And if we've no place to go. Oh, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. What was the... I tried to harmonize and I was like... Anyway. We are now here and I think there are real Christmas trees. Excuse me. Baby, are you okay? We just had a burger and ice cream. Like, I'm bound to burp. From this clip, all that we need to say is that I'm going to see, like, real Christmas trees. Yes, there's like real Christmas trees right behind us. Yeah, we're not anywhere special. We're at Home Depot. Home Depot. Yeah. Did you hear? I'm like burping and talking at the same time. Okay. Wait for me. Wait for me, Jessica. Deck the halls with... Oh. The Christmas tree. Are you just so excited right now? These are real Christmas... Can you smell the, like, the scent of the Christmas trees? Wait, have you ever seen a real Christmas tree? No. This is your first time? This is my first time. Ever? Dude. Oh my gosh, it smells so nice. Wait. Why is your head floating? What the heck? Why do you have random hands? How am I... How am I standing up? Oh, I love camouflage jokes. I love when a floating head kisses my cheek. That was a cue for you to kiss me. I love when a floating head kisses my cheek. Babe, look, they have firewood too, right here. Babe, we have firewood in Australia. Your head's still floating. You what? Why are you hugging a Christmas tree? This is just the most magical. I just feel... Why are you hugging a Christmas tree? She's talking about them like they're humans. They're perfect. She's like, they're perfect. They're so special. They have zero flaws. There is not a single flaw in this Christmas tree. We didn't walk away with the real tree, but we walked away with Milo's new brother. Welcome to the family, Patrick. Jess has to pee really bad. Hey, babe, don't take too long, all right? Don't take too long in there. Don't take too long peeing in there, all right, babe? Nice karate chop. I'm ready to find a Christmas tree. Are you ready to find a Christmas tree? Patrick's ready to find a Christmas tree. Yeah, you take Patrick. I think he loves you more. Milo loves me more, though. Yeah. Oh, look, there's Patrick. There's a dope Another Day hoodie right there. Honey, babe. I'm hilarious, and I'm good-looking, and I'm smart, and I'm talented, and I'm humble. You took my freaking joke. It was leading up to... Say it again. No, you... Oh, my word. Found our Christmas tree. This one right here, pre-lit. That's lit. What are you doing right now? Just buckling out, child. Oh, Patrick. There you go, Patrick. Hope you enjoy the Conte family. However, we got a treat, and we got the last one. I told the lady, we were like, hey, we want this one. She was like, oh, there's only one left, the display one. So we copped it, bro. Boom. So it's not even in a box or anything. You need help? Oh, gosh. No, baby, baby, let me get it. Guys, we fit a tree in a car. I'm actually really surprised we did that. That was really good. You looked really good, baby. You were really hidden. Do you know how long I wait in places like that just to try and skate? You look so angelic. What? We've come to some store. We've come to some other stores, because Jess has this idea that she has. I want to get a basket for the Christmas tree. That's basically it. I have no idea where to get them from. It's like a big basket that the Christmas tree sits in. One eternity later. We got a basket. Found a basket. One big enough to fit a Christmas tree. I don't think it'll fit in the car. No, it's going to fit. We just have to move Patrick. Patrick. What is your problem? The basket fits. And now, we'll put Patrick. Next to the trash cans that are in here that we got. Okay, we have one more store of the night. I am fading fast. He's ready to go to bed and watch Stranger Things. I'm a grandpa. I just want to watch an episode of Stranger Things and go to sleep. We are all people. Our bedtime is early. We have one store left. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Target. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Target. That was loud. That was one of the loudest ones. And we're back in the furniture section yet again. Oh, baby, let me climb the ladder again. It's okay, dog. It's okay? As in, I should do it? Oh, perfect. Okay, I'm just going to... You are so talented. What's going on? You don't even know what's happening? This is a casual stroll to the car. It is actually very high stakes because those are ornaments in that thing. So, if you drop them, they're shattering everywhere. Oh, my gosh, babe. Babe, yeah, let it go. Let it go, let it go. Okay, pressure. Okay, drop that. I'm just sitting on the carpet. Do you see those reflexes? I am athletic. Guys, we're back home. And look. There's our tree. It's really short. It's all of it. Bobby, get a shout-out real quick. Oh, yeah, dude. You want to plug your Instagram? Yeah, I'm excited. How do you know I'm going to bleep it out? Because you bleep every time. Dude, you know what I'm going to do? Just as you're talking, as you're talking, I'm just going to bleep out random stuff that you say so it sounds like you're cussing the whole time. Okay, fine. I like Gabriel. He's a lovely guy. And he's an amazing person. He's a great person. And I don't know what else to say. But, yeah. Perfect. I'm not bleeping any of that. Jess, your first tree in America. How does this make you feel? I'm excited. What do you think? Oh, how do you use this? He acts like he doesn't know how to use it. Yet, he vlogged with Sophia and Nico like two days ago. Subscribe to BryGuy. You want to shout-out your channel? Are you... No, I'm serious. Go, shout it out. It's Bryan Carrillo. Why would we bleep it? Why would we bleep your thing, BryGuy? I swear, if you don't bleep BryGuy, I'm going to get so mad. Two R's. Don't forget, two R's. Two R's. Wait, wait. Hold on. Listen. It's at... Okay? Just in case you bleeped that out, it's at... Perfect. They heard the whole thing. Thank you guys so much for watching. Remember, the hoodies are out. Get them while you can, and the crop tops that Claudio and I wore ever so gracefully. You wore a crop top? Anyway. Subscribe to our channel. Peace out. From Jess. And Gabriel. BryGuy. Milo. Madison. That's a... And Claudio. KymeTV. I never knew you were that someone waiting for me Cause we were just kids when we fell