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Long time no see. Long time no see, haven't been on here since it's been forever. And I need your help, I need your help, I need your help. Something's going on on the back end of YouTube. I don't know what it, I don't, I don't, I don't know what it is. I don't, I don't know what it is. I don't, I don't. I'm so silly right now. Maybe I've had a Jim Carrey, too much coffee. Too much coffee. Jim Carrey, he just says, too much coffee. That's how he says too much coffee. Maybe I've had too much coffee. I need help. Yo, listen y'all, jump on my last four shorts. Please, like, comment, and share. I don't know why I'm doing this, I'm very aggressive. Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, get off this live right now and like and comment and share my last four shorts. Post those, crush those last four shorts. Something's going on on the back end. Something is going on on the back end of YouTube. I need help. All right, here we go, everybody, you gotta listen. You gotta listen. Okay, thank you, thank you, Commando Chops. I need you to do me a favor and the last four shorts. I want you to just comment, this is the best thing ever. Oh my God, I love this one, this one's my favorite. These last four, they're just like, it's like I put them out and they're just going like this. Listen, listen, you guys, listen, listen, listen, listen. This is me pre-cup of coffee, right? This is me pre-cup of coffee. I'm going to drink this coffee and my head may explode. My head may explode. Hey, first of all, Peyton, I love Wendy's. You give me that Wendy's Baconator, you get a fries, I take the top off the Baconator, I put the fries on the Baconator and I shove it in my mouth. Yes, yes. J.D. wants to hear a joke. Hey, J.D., here we go, J.D. By the way, you said it 10 times, J.D., 10 times. Let's hear a joke, let's hear a joke, let's hear a joke. This is what I picture, J.D., I picture you going like this. I don't know why, J.D., I picture you like, I need to hear a joke. By the way, forgive me, it's literally I had a cup of coffee today and I've been smashing, oh, by the way, J.D., sorry, what's big red meets rocks? A big red rock eater. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, that joke was for me to J.D. specifically. Nobody else can laugh. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, J.D.? It had no arms. Knock, knock, who's there? Not the monkey, no arms. There's another joke for you. So dumb, I am so dumb. Yes, I apologize, I'm very high on coffee. Listen, listen, listen, I need some help. I really do, no joking. I'm not that high on coffee, I'm just happy. I haven't been on here in a while, honestly. I've had a good day, I posted four videos. One of them was my favorite with Paula Abdul and Sal Vulcano. So if you can do me a favor, jump off here right now, literally right now, jump off here and like and comment and share my last four shorts. They're just sitting there, like, they're just sitting there. And one of them is with Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers and Paula Abdul. And it's one of my favorites. I posted it six months ago. I shot it six months ago and it's my favorite. What coffee brand am I drinking? You know what, and I'm not joking, when I go, I go to the grocery store, whatever's in the big box, 36 for like $19, I don't, because I drink it for the caffeine, you know? Thank you very much, I appreciate that, Steven. Hey, oh, I love it. Hey, I love it, I love it, I love it. Love it, I love it, I love it. I hope all of you are having a wonderful, amazing, awesome, vibrant day. Make sure you go out and be kind to somebody, do something dope. Hey, if you have any questions for me, shoot them at me, Jim Carrey. Sorry. Hey, you like my videos. What up, Sarah, how you doing? Oh, the video, the comments are just coming in now. They're there, now they're starting to roll. What up, Polygolf? Go live when you, oh, when I, well, the thing is, no joking, my energy, well, no, when I'm watching movies, my energy is very like, you know what, I'm just like at home, but during the day, I'm so grateful, like, people are like, you're all right. I'm like, pretty much every day, I'm like, this is amazing. I get to drive around and make people happy. So I'm gonna go to the gymnasium. By the way, I always call it the gymnasium. I'm going to the gymnasium after this, so I'm gonna have a cup of coffee, gonna go to the gymnasium, and I have a show in North Hollywood tonight doing standup. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey, what do I do for a living? Good question, I do standup comedy. I have hosted a TV show for Discovery Networks. I was on a show called Sons of Anarchy several years. I do social media and motivational speaking, and I also have an online coaching social media program that's just Josh Nassar coaching, where I coach people to do what I do, essentially. When do I wake up? Good question. So I'm not really, like, I don't really drink or smoke or anything, so I go to bed pretty early, or I'm not the guy who's out. So maybe midnight, I watch TV, and then I fall asleep, and then I wake up. Usually at like 7.40, 7.45, I'm up and going. Yep. Yeah, show will be live. It's at a place called Ha Ha Comedy Club, and it's North Hollywood, great club. A friend of mine is the owner's son and a good dude, and he booked me on at Jack Jr., and it's great. How much coffee, excuse me, how much caffeine? It's probably, honestly, it's a lot now because I'm so into these videos, but maybe like two cups of coffee in the day, and then I have like an energy drink before I work out, because I work out pretty much every day. Recommend a movie to watch with the lady on the weekend? Well, okay, we're gonna go old school, Moulin Rouge. How wonderful life is, now you're in the, I mean, come on. How wonderful life is, now you're in, I can do it. Moulin Rouge is dope. What does my typical day look like? Okay, so I get up, I go to that table right over there, and I, cup of coffee, my mom, initial of her first name, I put that coffee down, I start editing. So what I do previously, up until about 11 o'clock or midnight, I'm editing the video from the day. So I'm editing the video at night, I'm focused, I have the TV on in the background, and I edit, and I call it like a soft edit. And then I wake up the next day, and then I go right to the computer, I take care of some of the paperwork that I have, whatever that is, then I edit for about an hour, and then I have it on my phone ready to go, and then I go to the gym, I work out with the weights, then I go to the treadmill, and while I'm on the treadmill, just walking, not too fast, that's when I add the music and the captions and the subtitles and all that stuff, and then I upload it, and then I go out and shoot again and do it all over again. That's what I do. Yep, it's my first live in a long time, Kayla. I love, if you don't, I love Disney, but it's so expensive. Why are you stramming right now? What does stramming mean? Stand-up bits, oh, that's right, I have to go buy a, yes. I did a three-camera shoot in San Diego about two weeks ago, so I'm gonna start releasing my stand-up bits, and then, yes, so that's all coming. Why am I streaming right now? What do you mean, why am I streaming? I don't know what that question means. What does that question mean, why am I streaming? Thank you for even asking questions. Oh, you said, do I like Disney? I like Disney, but my buddy's got three kids, single, no, he's not a single dad, but he's a single dad, mostly, three kids. Tickets to Disney are $150 a piece, so it's him and his three kids. Before he walks in, he has to spend $600. That's a lot of money, and then you get, each one of the kids wants a pretzel, $45. I want a soda, another $50. I mean, it's a lot, so do I like Australia? Who doesn't like Australia? Give me a rock, rue, steak, and a beer. I love Australia, it's my favorite place in the world. Thank you very much, thank you very much, Sarah. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Sarah, thank you, thank you, thank you, Sarah. Favorite Disney movie? Well, there's a bunch of hidden Disney movies where you watch, you go, God, I didn't even know that was Disney. You know what I really liked? This is just random, it's not my favorite, but John Carter. It didn't do good, people didn't like it. I love John Carter. Oh, God, I gotta look it up and get back to you, because I do love Disney movies. Out of all your videos, which one stands out? One of the ones I just posted. If you look at the one I just posted, so I am friends with Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers, the kindest human being. I'm friends with Paula Abdul. I mean, these are two of the kindest, kindest human beings. Sal has had a secret crush. It's silly from when he was a kid. Sal's, you know, married and all that stuff, but Sal has had a secret crush on Paula forever, you know? And it's like a running joke. So I told Sal that I got engaged, didn't tell him who it was. I pull up, Paula is in the backseat of my car with the tinted window up. I pull up to Sal's hotel. Sal comes out, he goes, oh, I wanna basically meet your fiance. And then I roll down the window, and Paula goes, hi, Sal. That was the video I just posted. That's probably my all-time favorite video, because I was able to have two silly, kind people and get them to play with each other. You like the sandwich one? That was funny, yes, yes, yes. What kind of comedy is mine? Well, I love Anthony Jeselnik. He's very dark, and I just love his writing. I love George Carlin. I love Robin Williams. I love Jim Carrey. I love Leslie Jones is a newer one. She's a cast member on SNL, or was a cast member on SNL. I mean, these are people that wreck the stage, you know? Yeah. Sal has merch. I do have merch, and I am releasing. So in the next week, my website goes live, which will have 35 different T-shirts. It's gonna have my tour. Everything is, it's literally, it's all, it's not like, hey, I need your help. No, no, it's being built. I'm doing it right now. Like, it's happening right now. It's being built. So excited. I like video games. I don't play them, because this is my video game right here. Social media is my video game. But I mean, if you don't like video games, you're a bad person. I don't even know what that means. Yes, Andrew Schultz comedy. One guy that I know works with him and says he's a real nice guy too. So that automatically makes me a fan. Yes, yes, yes. I can't wait to be coming to see my show. It's all happening, you know? Yep, they ship. Yeah, we will ship anywhere in the world. How much will the merch be? I'm not sure. In between 25 and 30 bucks. Like, it's nothing. It's not gonna be like insanely huge. I'm still figuring that out. So I hired somebody. They designed the merch. You'll see it. They designed it. It's just now putting it on the site. It's gonna be like another 10 days. What is my favorite Disney character? Oh, God. Oh, by the way, Aladdin. Was Aladdin Disney? Prince Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali Ababwa. Hey, strong as 10,000. Yeah. What up, Indonesia? Say, the reason I'm on here is I need some help, everybody. No joking, no exaggerating. My last four videos are just, I don't know what's going on. In short, I contacted YouTube. I go, hey, everything I have is not doing as well. They go, well, it's the backend and you gotta do this and do this and try to flip this and maybe you should do this and the retention rate and the click. They changed something. I need your help. If I brought you any type of joy, jump off here right now. The last four videos, comment, comment, comment, comment, like, like, like, share. Make them authentic comments. Don't just go comment. Be like, this is great. I love this. I love this part. This part's awesome. This part's amazing. Oh my God. Make it authentic, but I do need your help. I'm not asking for any money, but those last four videos, let's blow them up. What's my favorite song? There's a new song right now by Baby Rexha, I think that's how you say name, and David Guleta. And that's a pretty dope song right there. There's so many songs that move me where you're just like, whoa. In the Air of the Night by Phil Collins, Eminem, Dre. I mean, there's so many songs. Elton John. What's Elton John's song that he just did with Dua Lipa? What's Elton's song that he just did with Dua Lipa? Oh, I can't remember. Nope, people don't get angry. It's pretty awesome. Favorite sci-fi movie. First of all, I love Broken Mirror on Black Mirror, excuse me, Black Mirror on Netflix. That's dope. Favorite sci-fi movie. Oh, come on, I can't. Brain think, favorite sci-fi movie. I love all the Star Wars movies. They're so good. What up, Nova Scotia? How we doing? I don't know enough about Charlie Chaplin. Now you understand the title of the live. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, Bill Burr is amazing. Oh, really? I haven't seen anything lately, but I do love Bill Burr. I don't watch horror movies. Nope, I will not. I don't wanna, look, I don't get this. You wanna watch a scary movie, so for 90 minutes, you're watching a TV like. No, I don't wanna do that. I wanna, you want me to, wait, hold on. You want me to pay you, you want me to pay you to be scared for 90 minutes. No, no way, no way. Big shout out, Northern Ireland. Ireland. It's cold hard, but what does it go like? What are the words to it? I mean, it's a remake. No, I don't watch anime. I'm not against it. I just don't know enough about it. Do you have any chance being, hey, thank you very much. Mr., hold on, Mr. Bean. Man, Mr. Bean is funny. I can't wait to come to New York and do that. Hey, by the way, thank you everybody for being on here and participating. If I miss your comment, it's, they just come up very quickly and I'm trying to grab onto each one. So please ask it again. No disrespect. I appreciate you even taking the time to be on here. Doing impressions. You mean like Sebastian the comedian? What are you doing? Sebastian. Bye. Later, Sarah. Bye, Disney. How wonderful life is. Now you're in the world. No, I do not go to Chick-fil-A. I will not go to Chick-fil-A. I've never been to Chick-fil-A that I can remember because from my experience, and I could be wrong, they support groups that don't allow people just to be exactly who they want. I'm literally not gonna support that. I'm not gonna go give money who takes my money and gives it to groups who don't, who support groups who don't allow people just to be, live exactly how they want. I hope that makes sense. Hard things are wrong. La, la, la, la, la. Oh, cool. Wait, what are the words to the Elton John song? Wait, you just said it. Cold hard things are big. La, la, la, la, la. What, what, what? Angela, what are some of the words? Some more of the words. No, I'm not doing any horror-themed stuff. No way. You wanna be the sandwich? Excuse me, sir. Wait, what was the video? The sandwich one. I got it. Excuse me, miss, quick question. I was just wondering, who do you think's more attractive, me or my brother? I'd like to be sandwiched between the both of you. Boom! She was great. I had to close my eyes to remember. Done, but I have to tell you, they didn't show my, oh, interesting. Interesting. Interesting, they didn't show you my feed. Well, thank you, thank you, thank you, everybody. And once again, forgive me if this is redundant. I need your help right now. If I've brought any type of joy to your life, for whatever reason, YouTube, it happens to everybody. You go up, woo, and then down. All of my videos are coming in, ranking very, very, very, very low. They're not getting views. And I know that they're pretty good. Like, they're happy. They're good videos. So I read online. They said, when that happens, you have to go to your audience and say, hey, guys, can you help me? All I need you to do is jump on the last four videos and put a bunch of comments, authentic, real comments, so other people can read them and enjoy it, and then like it and share it and share it and share it and share it. That's all that I ask of you. And it would mean the world to me because the way that I get paid is through YouTube, and it's through my views on my shorts. So if you want me to continue doing shorts, help me help you. Like, comment, and share. That's all. And then I can make enough money to pay for everything I need to pay for to make sure I can keep doing this. Come on, Angela. Come on, I need, what? Angela, sorry. What's the chorus? My favorite place to go on vacation. I haven't been there yet. I wanna go to the Maldives. What up, Saudi Arabia? I wanna go to the Maldives. You see the videos and you go, it's gorgeous. What's my opinion of mayo? I love mayo. I love, I mean, I, look, you give me a white bread sandwich cut diagonally with mayo, mustard, and salami, giddy up. Oh, yeah. Giddy up. Am I real? No, I am not. I wish I could spin my head around. No, Rob, I didn't see your name. It just went away. What? I don't know what that means. I'm no degree. I'm just a dude, you know? What's my favorite holiday? I love Christmas. I love Thanksgiving, but I love Christmas. I love all holidays that make people happy. I love it. I love it, love it, love it, love it. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate that, Branka. Appreciate that. How old am I? 23. Merry Christmas. No, I don't have a pet. I have no responsibility. You know, my responsibilities are right over here. It's a fake plant. That's it. I have a fake plant. That's my responsibilities. No, I understand what you're saying. The shorts were up for seven hours. I was getting a certain amount of views in the first 24 hours, and they show you a ranking. All of my shorts have dropped in ranking, and all the views have dropped. I'm literally looking at the backend analytics, and nothing has changed. I read online, you gotta connect with the audience and say, hey guys, I haven't asked you, don't buy anything, don't do anything, just share my stuff, and that's what I'm saying. James, I don't know what that means. I mean, I've heard it, but I don't even know what that means. Okay, by the way, don't ask me. Let me tell you something. I'm a dude who screams out of his car. I want you to put this in perspective. I scream out of my car at strangers to make them smile and laugh. Do not ask me one serious question about anything. The way I'm going to help the world is being light, airy, and fun, and then I do my work behind the scenes. Don't ask me. I'm not educated about that. I haven't studied that. I don't know. I just want people to be able to live their life and be able to live their life, as long as they don't hurt others, exactly how they want. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, miss. I hope that makes sense. Let people be themselves. What up? Laughter is the best medicine. What am I doing in my free time? I don't. I'm insane. This is all I do is YouTube all day long. I started YouTube April 10th, May, June, July, August, September. So I've done YouTube for five months and 20 days. Five months and 20 days, and I have over 800,000. I'm racing to a million right now. Angela, but what's the chorus? What's the chorus, Angela? Let me hear that, Angela. What's the line? Oh, what's the chorus, Angela? Oh, wait. Somebody wrote in, oh, I don't know how to translate it. I'm sorry. I wish I could read what you wrote. What up, New Zealand? I wish I could read what you wrote. It's in a different language, and I would love to be able to read it, my friend. I hope you can understand me, and I'm not ignoring you. I hope, I hope, I hope you know that. Yes, I have siblings. I have all kinds of older brothers and youngers and all that stuff. Bad bunny. I've heard that, bad bunny. Who's bad bunny? I've heard that. Why do I know that? And I think, good morning from Indonesia. Dude, my hair looks on point today. Excuse me, miss. Excuse me, sir. Okay, I'm gonna look up bad bunny. What's up, what's up, what's up? What's been my worst experience doing my thing with strangers? The only bad experience I've had is when I mess up, where I like, I bumble a word, or I don't connect. But no, I've really, it's weird to say, because you would go, oh, he's gotten people gotten mad. No, it's all fun. Oh, the people in Arabic are saying hi. I'm saying hi back. Thank you, thank you. I wish, I'm sorry, I can't read. I don't have a translator. It won't translate on here. I'm trying to. It just won't allow me to do it. But if you're saying hello in Arabic, hi back to you. Thank you, thank you. No. First of all, R, this is hilarious. I want everybody to stop and read RRDY2789. Genius. What up, Philippines? Thank you, Collins. Excuse me, sir, quick question. On a scale of one to 10, on a scale of one to 10, what's my favorite meal? I love steak, lobster, crab, and avocado. Oh, thank you very much. Same, a funny laugh. Appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Arabic, Saudi, so there's, so okay, tell me what they're saying because I would like to say hi back. It's so cool to me that I got people all over the world that I'm talking to, so I don't want to ignore anybody. Hi, Israel. How are you, Israel? By the way, I'm watching Fauda right now, the TV show Fauda on Netflix. Those actors are, wow, those actors. Are you by any chance from New York? That's great. Thank you very much, everybody. Have a great night. Hi, Palestine. How are you? Oh, this is so good. We got people from all over. See, we're all together. We're all together. One million subs very soon, yay. Hi, Jamaica, Indonesia. Hey, somebody just sent, hold on. Somebody just sent me something. You guys can send me, oh, thank you very much. You just sent me, it's a super chat. You sent me a super chat and a super thanks. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for sending me that. You are financing me to be able to do more videos, so I forgot to ask for that. Oh, you guys, my bad. I forgot, I got so excited. I got so excited for you guys. Do me a favor. The reason I'm on here, you see the title says like, it says help. I want you to, if you can, my last four videos, they just are kind of at a standstill, so just please like, comment, and share those last four videos. Jump off here right now and like, comment, and share those last four videos. That's all that I'm asking for you. That's it, that's it. ACAM, I can't read that, I'm so sorry. It's in a different language and it won't translate it. I'm so sorry. What up, Boston, thank you. I already did actually a show in Dubai. I did a show in Dubai many years ago, but I did a show in Dubai. Dope, nice people. Now you're laughing, but I don't know what you're saying. Hey, thank you, M-O-V-T, P-H-A-M. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys are sending me super chats. Is that what it is? Hold on, I gotta figure this. Hold on a second, hold on a second. Everybody hold on a second, hold on. I wanna get the correct terminology here. So I am going to get the correct terminology because I wanna say thank you appropriately, okay? All right, here we go. I typed it in my computer. So S-U-P-E-R, super, okay. Super chat and super stickers. Thank you for sending me a super chat and a super sticker. I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I wanted to say thank you appropriately. You're taking your hard-earned money and giving it to me. So thank you for sending me a super chat and a super sticker. That means the world and it allows me to keep doing videos. So thank you, thank you. It's a super chat, yes. Excuse me, could you do me a favor and maybe leave some women for the rest of us? Hey, thank you very much, Nightmare. You guys are great. Thank you, thank you, thank you for sending me another one, I appreciate it. Hey, Karsten, thank you. Yo, dude, this is dope. I appreciate you guys. You have no idea. This is crazy to me. And I'm telling you, this is, look. So I am now, I didn't tell you. Oh, I quit my job. This is all I do. Because of you guys, this is all I do. This is all I do now. I do nothing else other than videos because of you. So you're sending me super chat and super stickers. Hey, thank you for another one. I've never gotten these before. I've never gotten this. I've never gotten this before in my life. So I quit my job. Okay, so I was doing, you know, we all do odd jobs. Beg, borrow, steal, this, that. Not steal, but beg, borrow. You know, I was doing Airbnb and I was doing this and doing that and running here. And now, now, I'm just, I'm not gonna spend it all in one place. Try to save it all. Right now, I'm able, because of you guys and your generosity, I'm able to just do this. So it's really, really cool. So thank you for sending me that. And the reason I get nervous is because when YouTube does something with the back end and all of my views drop in the last four videos, I don't make as much money. So that's what's going on. So thank you for helping out. ♪ I smoked two giants in the morning time. ♪ ♪ I smoked two giants at night. ♪ ♪ I was gonna go to work, but then I got out. ♪ ♪ I was gonna go to work. ♪ ♪ I don't know why. ♪ I see words and I turn them, and then it reminds me of songs. Hey, I am at work. I am actually working right now. You guys have sent me super chats and super stickers and thank you, thank you, thank you. But more importantly than that, if you can't, ask questions, let's chat, let's get to know each other. A-C-A-M, I can't read, I want to understand what you're saying. What up, Saudi Arabia? ♪ I don't know why. ♪ You fall off my personality. Yes, yes, yes. I have a very happy personality, which is why I'm single because girls don't like crazy silly. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Girls don't like that. Like a girl doesn't look at a guy and go, you know what? I want a date. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Nobody does that. What up, Northern PA? I went to Penn State and I went to Clarion. What up? Hey, do you say yins? I am doing great. Thank you for asking. Thank you in Arabic. Hey, thank you in Arabic. Thank you. Somebody just said, I like everywhere in the world that there's nice people. That's it. I don't care where you live. I don't care. If you are a kind person, because we're all trying to get rid of the layers of our past and childhood and hurt and this and that, and I'm working on it every day. So I like anywhere there's nice people. That's it. You know? Jim Carrey. Thank you. I have pictures of Jim Carrey in my house. In Saudi, we say hi. Okay. I see what you're, I see it. I'm learning. What up, Yemen? What up, Malaysia? This is so dope. All these great people on here. Do me a favor. All of you, do me a favor. It costs nothing, but wherever you're at in the world, whatever you're doing right now, make the rest of your day epic. I know it's silly. I know it's dumb. I know it's esoterical. I don't care if you're brushing your teeth. Take a minute and be like, yo, this is dope. I'm alive. Because when you're 70, 80, or 90 years old, think about this. When you're 70, 80, or 90 years old, you're gonna wish that you could just, look, I can get up right now. I can walk outside. Like, think about that. You can go brush your teeth. You got teeth? You know what I mean? Like, you could do, you could do some, hey! Thank you for the super chat. Thank you for the super chat or super sticker. I appreciate you, Karsten. Thank you, thank you, thank you. But seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously, please. Like, take a minute and be like, yo, this is dope. Like, just look in the mirror and be like, yo, this is dope. Oh, there I am. Giddy up. Yeah. I'm back. Does that make sense? What up, Russia? How are you, Russia? Hey, France. See, we're all the same. We're all the same. We're all nice people. We're all the same. What up, Yemen? Hi, Yemen, how are you? What up, Korea? The traveling's all coming. It's all, like, it's happening. I quit my job because of you, and you're sending me super chats and super stickers. I can quit my job. It gets done. Hey! Thank you for another one. Polygolf. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I really appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Nice house. It's not a house, it's an apartment. What up, Philippines? Thank you, everybody. This is so dope. What do I know about Morocco? I don't know. This is what I know. I know that when you say Morocco, I picture pretty people, pretty beaches, and pretty architecture. I could be totally wrong, but that's what my mind pictures of Morocco. That's all. If you said, what do you think about Morocco? I go, pretty people, pretty beaches, and pretty architecture, and good food. Why? I don't know. That's what I picture. No married? No married. I'm not married. I don't have kids. I don't even have a girlfriend. Wait, where is Myanmar? Where is that? Can you educate me? What up, Ethiopia? I am from Maryland originally. I am from Maryland. Maryland, outside of Washington, D.C. How wonderful life is. Now you're in the world. What about Malaysia? What up, Malaysia? What is going on? Inappropriate question. There's kids on here. Please don't do it again, or the moderator will block you. I do not tolerate that. This is a very kind and happy place. Is your, oh, oh, is the lady up here in my videos? No, no, no, no. Those are all fellow comedians. So, and by the way, I've had the same lady, you know, I have different people, but I have a lady, I'm like, one time she's been my sister, one time she's been my wife, sometimes she's been my mom. It's, but no, that's all just for the fun of it. Nice to know you, sir. By the way, thank you again for all the super chats and super sticker. NZ, I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes, I'm in LA. Yeah, I'm doing it full time. I'm doing it full time. This is it. This is all I do. So when you send me a super chat or a super thanks, I am so, or a super sticker, I am so happy. Or when you do a super thanks on my videos. Yo, I am so grateful. You have no idea because I'm like, well, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm just gonna quit the jobs and figure it out. So thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, you heard the po-po, right? Yeah, that was in the background. Oh, Sophie, that'd be amazing. I can't wait to come all over there. Tiamo, I don't know what that means, but I think it means I love, but I don't know. I'm gonna show you. Somebody goes, how many black t-shirts do you own? Come on, hey. Thank you for sending me another super chat or super sticker, super sticker. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you for sending me another one. All right, somebody asked me a question. I don't know, how many black ones do I have? One, two, how about 20? I don't know. I got a bunch. David, hey Josh, not sure if you remember me from Churchill days. I'm sure if I saw your picture, I did. Thank you for being on here, David. What up, what up? Thank you very much, I appreciate that. And thank you, everybody. I can't believe you guys are sending me super chats and super stickers. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I know, I got all those t-shirts, come on. I would love to come to Zimbabwe. And once again, thank you. I quit my job, ha, brah. Because of you, I quit my job. I quit my job, hold on, what'd you do? Quit my job, what? I quit my job, how, why? Because of them. So, my last four videos, something's happened on the back end. All I need you to do, jump on and share, like and comment fun stuff on my last four videos. Let's blow those up. You love my talks, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Live from Oakland, peace out. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't wanna, hey, by the way, if I miss your comment, please post it again because they're rolling up quickly. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes, I quit the job. Yes, Roy, I quit my job. I used to do Airbnbs, you know, you do anything. When you're an actor, actress, TV host, like you do whatever. I'm done the jobs. I am done the jobs. So, when you send me super chats and super stickers on here, I'm more than grateful. I'm more than grateful. Like, you have no idea. So, and when you're liking, commenting, sharing my videos, like, it's not like, no, dude, I'm the dude who's like, no, I'm not gonna be able to pay rent. I don't know. So, thank you. Thank you very much. Okay, it's a little bit weird. No, you can't come, yes, I finally quit my job. I stay in Los Angeles in California. I stay in Los Angeles. Excuse me, does your family sell cameras? No, that's so crazy, because every time I look at you, I smile. That's good, I'm gonna use that. Oh, that's so stupid and amazing and perfect and awesome. And thank you, and thank you, and thank you, and thank you. I love it, I love it, I love it, love it, love it, love it. Hold on, I got a screen capture. How wonderful life is. Where did it go? Wait, hold on, hold on, I gotta look for that camera one. I can't, I can't lose that. Ah, there it is. Got it, thank y'all, I appreciate you. Okay, I'm back, I'm back to the comments. Hey, how you doing? You're using them to get the ladies. How you doing, huh? Thank you, everybody, and thank you for sending super chats and super stickers. Thank you, I wanna make sure I say thank you to everybody. I quit my job, I need to talk to your mom first. Woo! N.A., I'm not gonna tell you where I live, because you could be like me. No way, I live on top of a mountain, and you can't get up here. Can't get up here. What's up from NYC, what's up from Australia? What's going on? Say my name, say my name, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I hope everybody's having a great day. I really, really do. If you have any questions for me, fire them off now, because I don't do these lives often, but I really wanted to come on and say, hey, I need your help. I need you, the last four videos, to like, comment, and share. I need, I need your help. Like, I need you guys, I don't ask ever. Jump on, like, comment, share these last four videos. I mean, I gotta blow them up overnight. I like that, I'm stealing that one too, and thank you very much, Tiny. I can't read it, I'm sorry, it's a little blurry to me. But, are you for the power company? Dope, dope, dope. What up, Hawaii? I much, I look much, wait, I look, you look, look, I much, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I look much younger than in my videos. Okay. How on, I only have one car. Look, I just quit my job, give me a break. I gotta make my car payment. What are you kidding me? I have 16 cars, but I just quit my job, and I wanna make my rent. But I have, I'm not good with my money, and I bought, I have, I have 73 car, I own, I own, I own a car dealership. I have one car, buddy, one car, that's it. What was my old job before quitting? So, I would rent apartments, and then re-rent them on Airbnb. And I, when I tell you, I treated it like, if you came, there was chocolates on the pillow, spa music was on, everything was clean, perfectly brand new, like, I treated it like a hotel, and I had three of them. So, I was full-time scrubbing, cooking, cleaning, making sure everything was nice, stocking the refrigerator, so when you walked in, water was there, and yogurts, like, I did it dope. And, I mean, I was, I was hustling. So, I did that for many years. And I just kind of, like, quit my job because of you, so when you send me super chat, and super thanks, and you like my videos, dope. Is my income, somebody said, is your YouTube income good? So, they don't really do a lot on shorts right now. Coming in the new year, they said they're offering programs. So, I don't get, you know, I do, all I really do is the shorts. I do have some compilations, but I do them, like, once a month or so. So, I'm, really, I depend on you. Where my income comes from is from the shorts, but those are not, they don't, there's no ads on that yet. Hey, by the way, thank you, Polygolf. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Polygolf. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. So, it's not all that much right now. It's not bad, but it's enough to pay my electricity. Does that make sense? That's what it is. Yep, I'm a free man, I own nothing. I am, if you said, hey, want to go to Zimbabwe right now? I'd be like, okay, when, where, how, why? What do you want to bring? I'm going. Where do you want to go? You want to go? Europe, I'm on my way. Mexico, see you in a week. Like, I'm there, I'll go wherever. What up, North Korea? Still waiting, waiting a chat from North Korea. I don't know what that means. What up, Jersey? I know, yep, subs is where you make your money because, eventually, you can get brands and sponsors. I'm just not there yet. I have the subs, I just, I'm not in that world yet. So, it's all coming, though. That's so silly. I love it. People say I do look like John Cena because I got these big ears and I love John Cena. John Cena just won the Guinness Book of World Records for the most make-a-wish wishes that he's granted, which is pretty dope. What up, Puerto Rico? Hey, thank you for the super chat, NZ. I appreciate you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What up, Philippines? I'm so grateful when you send me these super chat and super thanks. It's not like, no, dude, I'm appreciative. I buy groceries because of it. It's not a game. Like, this is real life. I quit my job, so thank you. Do I watch Impractical Jokers? Yes, I do watch it. I'm a, yes, I do watch it. I do watch it, yes. Thank you for saying I make your day. Thank you very, very much. Six o'clock almost. Okay, in seven minutes, I'm jumping off here. I'm going to the gymnasium and then I have a show tonight at the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood with my buddy, Jack Jr. Let me hear your engine. It means thank you. Oh, and I just said Zimbabwe. Hey. Excuse me, I was just wondering, could I get some directions? To your heart. It's a perfect one. That's a great one. Excuse me, quick question. Could I get some directions? Yes, great. To your heart. I haven't done that one in a while. I got to do that one again. So what I do is I pull up next to somebody and I go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Excuse me, what kind of car is the yacht? I love saying that, going the yacht. Oh, what kind of car is the yacht? And they're like, I don't know, a Ferrari. I go, oh, let me hear the engine. And then I just start screaming. Let me hear your engine. You're in a meeting. Oh, everybody scream. Grrr. Oh, so dope. Nope, no one's ever cursed me out. Everybody's dope. Everybody's nice. I'm jumping off here in about four minutes. I got to go to the gymnasium. I hope so. I'm really working hard, 12, 15 hours a day. I made the jump to do this full time. I think I'm allergic to the coffee. I just noticed, side note, by the way, every time I drink this coffee, I like, my voice, my nose itches, my throat. Can you be, does anybody know that? Can you be allergic to a specific type of coffee? Because I drank the coffee, just drank it, and I'm like, is that a thing? Side note, side note. Is that a thing? Can you be allergic to a coffee? Whoa, I just lost my mind. All these comments are coming. If I miss your comment, comment again. It is right, it's chest day today. Oh, I wonder if you're having, oh God, this is amazing. It is possible, okay. I will knock him down in no-ho, I will, I will. No, people ask me all this time, no joking, they go, have you ever gotten a girl's number? Or, you know, and I go, no, that's the opposite. The opposite of anything that I would do. I really, I'm not joking. I made a goal. I go, I want to be able to quit my day job. I want to quit having to scrub toilets, and I was working, and I was hurting my back, and I go, I'm gonna do this. And nope, I never, I never would cross that. It's not worth it. It's not worth it to cross that line. I'm so grateful for you guys that I don't want to be the guy that, oh, he has a girl, oh, no way. I drive away, bye, gotta go. I'm not really into watching Sunset. I'm not really watching Sunset. I'm just wondering, quick question, I'm just wondering, if you're here, who runs, I can't figure out how to put that in the words. Thank you for saying you're believing in me. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Three more minutes, I'm on here, three more minutes. It's just fake pressure. How wonderful, yes, Sal is my father. Sal is my father. Thank you very, very much, I appreciate that. Sal is my father, Sal is my mother, and Sal is my long-lost sister. My son, Sal is my long-lost sister. I call her Sally. I am from Maryland originally. I am from Potomac, Maryland originally. Thank you for saying you love my videos, and once again, before I get off here, I want everybody who has taken their hard-earned money and bought a Super Chat or Super Sticker and given it to me on this live, I want to really say thank you. Like, it's not like, no, I'm not rich, dude. Like, I'm on my way, I'm gonna make it, but so right now, you supporting me is like, it's real. It's not like a game. It's like, yo, dude, thank you. Like, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And if you don't have anything to give, I don't care. All I ask is if I brought you any type of happiness, my last four videos, something happened with YouTube, don't know, it's all good, it's fine. Videos are still doing okay, but I really want to give them a little bit of juice. I want to give them a little bit of, you know, a little electricity. So if you can, when we get off of here, like and comment on my last four videos and make them authentic comments so people can react. Like, oh, I like this part or, oh, this is funny. I just posted a video with Paula Abdul and Sal Vulcano. So that should be a fun one. So, you know, I posted it and it's been my favorite video I shot in the last six months. So yeah, that's it. Hi, India, how are you? So thank you, and you're welcome to you. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is dope that you're on here. If you have any last minute questions, let me ask. Let me answer, let me answer. I'm glad, MC, MC, yo, that's dope. I appreciate you. And if I can bring you any type of joy from my little car driving around Los Angeles, that's dope. What up, Ethiopia? Montreal. What up, Montreal? Thank you, thank you, thank you. What up, London? I think I want to go to London. I think, I think I want to go to London and I want to hang out because I watch all of your TV shows. I watch In the Line of Duty. I watch Shetland, which is another one. In the Line of Duty, I watch Shetland. I've watched all your TV shows. I've watched all of them. All right, everybody, I am jumping off here. I'm going to the gymnasium. I am going to the gymnasium. One last time, here's my pitch. If I brought you any type of happiness, I'm really, look, I'm getting into it right now. Look at the finger, I don't know why, but if I brought you any type of happiness, if I brought you any type of smiles, any type of laughing, three things, happiness, laughing, and smiles, I want you to jump off here. I want you to like, comment, and share my last videos. Put a smile and a happy face. And no joking, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart for all these super chat and super stickers. You're amazing. And please, take a minute and realize when we jump off this live, when you're 70, 80, or 90, you're going to wish that you could do the things that you can do right now, physically, mentally, spiritually. Like, get up and make your life dope right now. Like, do something dope. I don't care if you're going to sleep. Just be like, this is the best ever, okay? I don't mean to be too motivational speaker, too preachy, but I'm going to do that. Just know that I'm doing that. So have a beautiful day. All of you are amazing. And thank you again.