Haiwaan Movie Review | Yogi Bolta Hai

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AI GeneratedThe reviewer expresses disappointment with the movie *Haiwan*, a remake of the film *Oppam*. He criticizes the lack of hype, the excessive runtime, and poor editing, noting that the film feels stretched and predictable. Despite the star power of Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan, the reviewer finds the execution lacking and suggests the original version would have been a better experience.
So, brother, I went to watch the movie *Hawaan*, starring Akshaye Kumar and Saif Ali Khan.
The official remake of the movie "Bhadrakali"
What is already available on YouTube in Hindi, I haven't seen it yet.
But this is also a measurable fact that the film "Haivan" hasn't generated any hype so far.
The theaters are empty; not a single showhouse is fully occupied.
Here, my friend, the total was empty; I counted only four or five people in the hall.
Still, even without hype, how is this movie going to grow further through word of mouth?
In chasing the remake trend, they've ended up creating a uttapam without any salt.
Let's have a quick chat.
Look, I haven't seen any of the original movie's sequel or prequel.
But I definitely saw the runtime
Available on YouTube only for 2 hours 8 minutes
And it's 2 hours 44 minutes.
I don't know how much extra there is in this movie.
The first half of this makes an extra film.
The first half of the story building is really taking place in real time.
And the proper Priyadarshin style dialogue is going on without me
And all the typical actors appearing in every episode of Priyadarshini
Brother, Rajpal Yadav will come to drive the auto, brother.
I extended their roll a bit later, up to the second half.
I want to say so much, but it's so quiet that I'm falling asleep.
So basically, the first half is like, you need to wait, wait, and wait until the peak moment arrives.
You don't utter the name of the one who finishes the real first half.
Because the real one starts only from the second half.
Three songs in the first half don't feel important at all.
Bro, after seeing it, I now wish I had just watched the original version from the beginning.
This is my very unconventional remake of the original Meherbaan
Where Saif Ali Khan has been turned not into a hero, but a super hero.
Derek Devil, the character played by Akshay Kumar, was written very well.
But by the end of this, it's going to feel like their role has just become a mere extended cameo.
They haven't even been given screen time.
This film absolutely needs literal editing and a lot of cuts.
It takes even an hour and a half to understand this storyline of mine
Very much protectable storyline, bro
You'll see, you'll laugh literally—why on earth did that cameo even need to happen?
Another big question will arise in the mind: was there really a need to make this film?
And brother, just look at the audience now—they've become so intelligent; they already know beforehand
That's why there's no hype about this movie, and nobody is going to watch it.
I'm telling you, brother, even if you release this film on OTT, audiences still reject it outright.
Shari Bhagamiani has portrayed Asrani Ji's character in such a comically exaggerated manner that it's almost as if comedy itself is being personified.
Added the act with repetition, forest, and one-liners
There's so much I want to say about it, but I can't bring myself to speak due to spoilers.
But that's exactly why the DDC podcast was created, bro
The true praise of this film will come from Sunjay and Abhi working together openly.
Meet there
Other than that, my friend, from my side, this movie deserves a relaxed two stars. If you still want to watch it, you can check your own taste—there's no vulgarity or insults. See you in the next video, bye.
