Evil Eye In Space Is HUGE Blackhole. 😇😈😀😂👁👀🌙🪐⭐️🌟🌌🌠

The recording has started. Well now, always remember. Super Dave Bistula. The tall, white, gothic, vampire, alien. Coming to you from Tim Hortons, you know, the usual place. Dessert Street. The route is out. The service road to Highway 13. Our route to Chamonix. Today, we're in the St. Dorothy Mall. Right beside us is the Benny and Company chicken. And the other side, sports experts and atmosphere. Here in the area of St. Dorothy Laval. Super Dave Bistula of Chamonix, Laval, Quebec, Canada. So, it seems to me that they've discovered that either it was NASA or one of the space agencies has discovered something. A red, black hole. There were red dots in the sky. These scientists were presuming that it was a red dwarf star. No. It was a black hole within a red dust cloud. But apparently, it was shining out some light. Maybe it's a quasar, a black hole. Or some sort of light emitting black hole or something like that. I've seen those before in my travels. Before I've met my digital host who's going to take over. And he's going to read from Futurism. And I may have shown David a few things. Oops. But there's not much else to say. It's one of those wonders that you see in the cosmos. In the galactic area. Whether it is a federation or an empire. Anyways, without further ado, David is going to take over. Read from Futurism. David. Hmm. Well. The galactic empire or is it the federation? There's a lot of good galactic energy out there. Especially coming from those quasars within the red clouds. The nebulas. Pretty cool. I think I'm going to go up. I think we should go up to outer space, Super David, to check them out. But in the meantime, I'm going to reduce myself to a little blip. And read from Futurism. So here goes nothing. Alright, so without further ado. Menu. Camera. Hi there. And as you may notice, we're not talking about identity politics this time. We're talking about something that we find, as Mr. Spock has said, we find quite, well, fascinating. Alright. Futurism. Sauron point. What? Sauron point? Okay, whatever. NASA says strange dots in the sky are an unknown class of object that looks like a huge evil eye. Hmm. Okay. Let's get rid of that annoying ad. Avert your gaze. Okay. By Frank Landymore. Published May 8, 2026. 9.49 a.m. Eastern something time. Ad Futurism. Okay. Yeah, there's the evil eye in the sky, or evil eye in the cosmos. Maybe that's the thing that forms the Galactic Empire. But then again, I can't really say. But it is a black hole, as you can see. It looks like the Eye of Sauron. Or maybe that's the reason why. Wait, let me just read that again. Okay, the Sauron point. Because it looks like the Eye of Sauron. From Lord of the Rings. Whose original name was Myron. But anyways. There's a fresh twist in the mystery of the little red dots, astronomers say. They found a new specimen which they are calling X-ray dot. That suggests that these crimson specks are a type of never-before-seen, and probably extreme, stage of supermassive black hole evolution. Hmm. Going into another dimension, maybe? Or another part of the universe? Or maybe it's a wormhole. We're not sure. The breakthrough, which they report in a new study published via astrophysical journal letters, came from data taken by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory. By comparing old Chandra images with new ones taken by the James Webb Space Telescope, the JWST, they found that one little red dot was emitting X-rays. X-rays or gamma rays? Hmm. A telltale emission of black holes. Hmm. Okay. An official's artist's impression above portrays it as resembling a giant evil eye surveilling the cosmos. The Eye of Sauron. Does space have its own Mordor? Or is it the Death Star? We're not sure. Astronomers have been trying to figure out what the little red dots are for. What the little red dots are for several years. Lead author Raphael Weiding, or is it E. Weiding, of the Pax Planck University of Astronomy in Germany. Weiding, in Germany, said a NASA statement. This single X-ray object may be, to use a phrase, what lets us connect to all other dots. Okay. Little red dots are a class of luminous, unbelievably massive objects that exist in the universe's infancy, but are nowhere to be seen today. Hmm. And how are you able to see them? Okay. Well, unless with a telescope. Okay. Until the James Webb Space Telescope came online in 2022 and began peering into the ancient universe with unprecedented clarity, no one even knew they existed. Oh boy. Okay. Hmm. Most reside around 12 billion light years away, with some spotted when the universe was less than a billion years old. Okay. I guess there were more of them around. Maybe the universe has expanded. Still in expansion. Unless it starts contracting, but I wouldn't know. The dots have evaded scientists' attempts at a simple explanation ever since. They're too massive to be stars, clearly, but also too compact to be a galaxy, at only a few hundred light years across. Many astronomers suspected that some kind of rapidly growing, supermassive black hole must be at the heart of them. But until now, none of the hundreds of little red dots showed even the faintest trace of X-ray emissions. They were also strangely dim. A feasting supermassive black hole typically surrounds itself with a swirling ring of hot matter, like water circling a drain, which shines intensely. Sometimes it emits that light out in a quasar form, as you may know. The discovery of the X-ray dot changes things. It adds considerable credence to the idea that the little red dots are what some astronomers are calling the black hole star, the black hole sun, which is also a star, in which a supermassive black hole imprisons itself in a cloud of gas so dense that it resembles the outer layer of a stellar object. The dense cloud would also obscure the black hole's emissions, explaining their absence. It's a good disguise, and makes yourself look like an eye. If we confirm the X-ray dot as a little red dot in transition, not only would it be the first of its kind, but we may be seeing into the heart of the little red dot for the first time, co-author Han-Pu Liu of Princeton University in New Jersey said in the NASA statement. We would also have the strongest piece of evidence yet that the growth of the supermassive black holes is at the center of some, if not all, the little red dot population. I see. Okay. Fascinating. More on space. Future is here. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Okay. All right. I don't know what to say. I guess there are supermassive black holes, those little red dots, that we can't even see on Earth. You need the big giant telescope. So we just close the little camera, bring out the big guy, and there you have it in a nutshell. I guess that's what the astronomers were looking at. Big, huge, giant black holes. But they're giving out gamma-ray light, maybe. Fascinating. Are they the eyes of Saturn? If you believe in... If you think of it biblically, maybe, just maybe, these might be fallen angels. I don't know. The regular ones are stars, whereas the black holes, dark stars, or fallen stars, fallen angels. It's just a suggestion. I don't even know. I'm just musing. Anyways, SuperDave. Conclude? Close it off. They could be dated. The universe is huge. But it's finite. And you have little black... You have supermassive. But compared to the universe, well, they're dots. But compared to the human looking at it, they'll be odd. Even us tall whites, we're odd. But then again, now we're used to it. Or at least I'm used to it. Don't forget I've been flying around that area. But it's interesting how humans are discovering this. Anyways, that's it. At this point, I'll bid you adieu, au revoir, adios, hasta mañana, hasta luego, arrivederci, shalom, salamaliko, sayonara, dosvidanya, au revoir, adios, muchas gracias, shukria, shukran, sheshe, spasiba, dankashan, efharisto poli, shachon ragalon, and supermassive black holes. The eyes of Sauron. You have seen the eye. Is Sauron in space, or is it Mordoth? Or is it the eye of, uh, who knows what's out there. Anyways, that's it. Now, live long and prosper, and thank you very much.