Comedy Moments In Football.

He doesn't even take a swing! It's going to be like a handball! Chardel! Penalty! And he scores! Chardel scores in Santa Maria da Flora! Alexis Sanchez just about keeps his feet. No penalty anyway, says Mike Dean. It used to be a very old TV programme. I don't know whether you remember it, Barry. What's my line? A few moments later. He's a wide left-hand player but he's not going to get to that foot. Harlan loses his footing just at the moment he was thinking about shooting. And the referee has pointed for a penalty, I think. That's a strange situation. He is about to step up and he's about to thump it into... Sexy! Joshua Cersei makes it two! Oh no! Oh my word! Well, how on earth can you not score from there? I don't believe it. He's got to hear something from... Oh, that's going to cost Arsenal so much. No saving that one. It's calamitous. It's 1-1. Ainslie, Maitland, Niles. Babel has been aggressively there on Neon. This could be another yellow card. Ryan Babel. Now goes down. Just rolling about, trying to feign. Reading the play perfectly. Oh, look at the referee. Chilosanoko, who thinks he's interfering in the game. Insigne, the ball is in. And with his hands, Romagnoli. Cagliaconne makes it 4-2. The goal has been scored. Oh, he can! Brilliant! Patrick for Drogba. It's seven, again. Four times this season. This is truly remarkable. He's going to be left alone. Asensio puts it in for Cristiano. What a shot! Real Madrid have had a tremendous run here. Let's see where the yellow card is going to go now. Sergio Busquets. There's the comment for the FC Barcelona player, who was one of the overlooked ones. Neymar is going to save it. Oh, what a goal! What a goal from the Brazilian. A star for the Median card. The Venezuelans have clearly been practicing their goal celebrations, too. Another opportunity. Lays it back for Messi. Messi clips it wide. Luis Suarez cannot believe it. Lionel Messi cannot believe it. Incredible, this is what we're watching now at the Camp. It was one of the Tifo's themes. This is the application. It's going well. A few moments later. Play halted for a moment. Damian Lowe. Later. Deep price for him as Messi gets his shooting range. Messi! In the American Northeast. Because Messi is playing at the Red Bull Arena. And he just hit the back of the net. Five minutes later. Another fan on the pitch. Messi keeps playing. Messi. Very nearly scoring off another fan. Mbatha steps up. And scores. 1-1. Uh-oh. Instead he picks out Martinho. Clever ball that. No yet more for Portugal. Not quite sure what Ronaldo is doing there. He claims a push, but I think the green gives him... I was here last year to get this this year. And for it to be a game winner. It feels good. It feels really good. So here's the deal. You know you had to take a look. Now you know. Pass. No offside. It's Bruno. They decided not to score anymore. This could be one of the worst shots of Jesus' life. Into Facuay. And turned in by Jones. What a horrible, horrible moment for Manchester United. And for Phil Jones. Macario. In for the opening. It's well defended by Dudek. Oh, almost. Matic over. Doesn't know what to do here. Oh, and it's in. Awful defending by Paris Saint-Germain. And Macario takes full advantage once again. Through the middle. Shots on here. Oh, he's missed. On Balayang. Braking. Threatening with Neymar. Tremendous player here, Rodri. Yes, yes, yes. No, stop, stop. Yes, yes, yes. It's normal, it's normal. He has to stop. He almost... Cross. And there's Salah. His first touch is vital. He's put it out of play. Because it looked as though he was passing to Jean-Mat if he wasn't on the field. The foul committed by Ronaldinho took little distance. Barrena in the area. There goes Ronaldinho. He ran for the ball. Goal! Excited. I hope he doesn't hold up play for too long. Although he's got some pace on him. Please support Human Appeal. Please support humanappeal.org.uk