Been a LONG TIME! How are you?

Back again! I am back again. I paused for dramatic effect and I feel like it worked. Hope everybody out there is having a great day, a fun day, a good day. I am very excited to be back on live. It's been forever. It's been forever. What is new in your world? Tell me what is going on in your world. What are you doing? What are you wearing? What's your favorite color? What's your favorite number? I don't know what's going on, but I want to tell you something. I'm so grateful for all of you. Don't know why my hand is up like this, but I am so grateful for all of you. That's it. Grateful. Hey, look who everybody's here. What up, first people? Hi, hi, hi. Hi, Carlos. Hey, Stefan. Hey, everybody. I see all of your comments. All of you are on here. It is so dope. Send me a super like. Send me a super chat. Send me, I don't know. What's going on? Good morning from the Philippines. Holy, hello, everybody. Thank you for coming on here. I'm very excited. I haven't been on here in five months. And the last time I was on here, I had like 100,000 people subscribing. Now I have over 700,000. Look at all these people on here. Yes. What up, Indy? Australia. Let me tell you something about Australia. I love Australia. Every time somebody says Australia, I just go, I want a ******* beer. I want a steak. I want to eat some root. Hey, thank you for saying you like my videos. I love making my silly car videos. I'm now taking them out of the car. And I'm very, very excited because of all of you. I'm touring as a standup comic. First day of my tour is San Diego. So if you're in San Diego, let me know. I got a lot of people in the Philippines too. First of all, why am I screaming? I don't know. Hi, everybody. If you have any questions for me, let me know what any questions you all have. By the way, if I miss your question, please ask it again because they're scrolling up very quickly and I'm not seeing all of them. What up, Canada? Thanks for the positive vibes. You know what? I feel like there's a lot of craziness in the world. And if I can have some positive vibes, I would be very happy. If you want to support what I do, you can send me a super thanks, super chat on here. Somebody just said, what are my tour locations? I'm very, very, very excited. I'm actually having somebody build me a website right now. So this is the deal. Somebody's building me a website. They're going to do a screen capture on it. So if you're from Texas or the Philippines or whatever, you fill it out. It sends me a notification. Once I get 500 or 1,000 people from that notification, I call the comedy club and we book a show there. That's it. I don't want to go to Wyoming if everybody's in Wichita. I don't want to go to Wichita if everybody's in Miami. I don't want to go to the Philippines if everybody's over in China. I want to go where people want to see me. I don't want to bother anybody. So that's what's going on. Yes, Norway. I can't wait to go all over there. Brazil. So I figured, hey, why not gather the people who want to see me and put them all on one website? That's it. Hey, what up, Russia? What up, Saudi? What up? So what up, Jersey? How you doing? It's my buddy, Brett Ernst. You got any questions, let me know. Ask me whatever it is. I can't wait to come to Jersey. I can't wait to do all of this. And by the way, thank you, everybody, for liking, commenting, and sharing my videos. It's amazing. When you leave here, go watch the videos. Go share them with your friends. It's the only way I can tour and do what I do, you know? What up, Philippines? What's my ideal type? What do you mean? Have I ever been to Victoria? No, I have not visited there. Yeah. And by the way, Tariq, no one cares. No one cares. What up, Germany? What up, what up, what up? Hey, Arizona. What up, Italy? Yes. People are asking me questions on here. They're saying where they're from. Hello, sir. This is great. I'm from Maryland, and I went to Penn State, graduated Penn State, moved out to Los Angeles to pursue my dream. And because of you, I'm doing my dream. I do stand-up comedy. I do motivational speaking. I have an online TV host social media coaching program, which is just my name, Josh Nassar Coaching. And that's it, you know? It's pretty dope. Is this real? Yes, it is real. I am on here 100%. I've heard that. I've heard people say they learn English through watching my videos. Can you get all the compliments? You know where I get the compliments? I get them from you guys. I get my jokes. I ask you for them, and you send me them, you know? What is wrong with you? What is going on with all of you? You realize this is not like a personal... What's your social security number? What's your mother's maiden name? Can I have your credit card number? What's your bank account? You don't ask those questions. I'm a stranger. You don't do that. It's none of your business. I mean, it's insane. You realize the internet's not real. It's not real. You're not supposed to ask personal questions. I mean, over and over again. You guys are great. What up, Korea? Yo, what up, Korea? How we living? Unbelievable. Have a good night. Have a good night. What up, Umo? Thank you for the compliment. All of you, thank you for the compliment. Hey, if you like what I do and you want to support what I do... Wait, which one is it? Is it a super thanks or a super chat? I got to look it up. If you're on here and you want to... Yes, I am on Cameo. Just look up my name. Is it super chat? If you want to show your appreciation and tip me, is it super chat or super thanks on here? So about the social security number. Hey, sweet dream. Super chat. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Rosemary, you've asked four times. Four times, Rosemary. It's crazy. Five times, Rosemary. Keep it going, Rosemary. Keep it going. Come on, Rosemary. Keep it asking. Just copy paste, copy paste, copy paste, Rosemary. You answer... By the way, Rosemary is the superstar of this... First of all, why am I screaming Rosemary? I get very, very excited. You leave Rosemary. Let Rosemary be Rosemary. You let Rosemary... I love you guys. Thank you for bringing joy into my life, Rosemary, and everybody else on here. What up, Kenya? What up? What up? Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Excuse me. Have you ever been arrested because you've stole my heart? That's amazing. Hey, Ashley, it comes back quickly. I hope, I hope, I hope for you. Yes. Thank you for taking... Yes, of course, Rosemary. Are you kidding me? Look, I could... Look, I'm not one of these more... I'm not one of these dum-dums. I'm sorry. I couldn't do any of this without you. You share my videos. Do you have any idea how much that means to me? It's so dope. Who cares? Who cares? Hey, same question. By the way, if I don't read your question and you write it four times, I'm ignoring it. Hey, have a good night, Danny. Have a good night. What up, Kenya? Thank you very, very much. Oh, thank you, Indonesia. Jim Carrey. Hey, excuse me. Do you by any chance know Magic Mill? It's so crazy because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. So silly. So thank you all of you for being on here and being silly with me. This is just a silly fun time. That's all these lives are. So thank you everybody for being on here. Well, I remind you of Jim Carrey because growing up, I used to impersonate him. So, and also he started the same comedy club that I started at because I do stand up. What up, Seattle? Anybody on here from San Diego? I will be performing at Mic Drop Comedy Club this next Sunday, 9-11 or two Sundays, whatever it is, 9-11, I'll be performing there. Super chat, super thanks. I don't know the difference between super chat and super thanks. Hey, why didn't you get it? I don't know why you didn't get it. That's a good question, Rosemary. Why didn't you get it? I don't know how that works. Man, I'd love to come to Saudi Arabia. That's what I'm doing. So what I'm doing is I'm having a website built where I can capture where people are. So everybody will go on there. They put in their name. Nobody will bother you. No one's going to bother you and tell you, you know what I mean? It's just me. I'm the only one with the information. But if I go, I want to go to Saudi Arabia. I can look up, oh, I have 5,000 people in Saudi Arabia. I can go to Saudi Arabia. So I'm going to be capturing everybody's information and then let you know when I'm coming to where you live. Oh, thank you, Allama. I hope I'm saying it right, Allama. Thank you so much. You know what? I haven't gone live in a while, but I'm going to keep going live. And yes. What's the site for what? No, no, it's not there yet. I'm having somebody build it. It will be built by October 1st. That's what it is. Yep, yep, yep. 730 in the morning. What up? What up? What up, Holland? So all of that, look, I didn't know if this was real. And then all of a sudden, you guys were so nice. And I'm not joking. You were so nice to share my videos. You were sending me super chat and super thanks and tipping me on my videos. And I can now do this full time. I have over 700,000 subscribers and it's only because of you. So I'm just so grateful. So grateful for all of you. I don't know. You know what? I don't know how the Wikipedia, well, tell me, educate me. How does the Wikipedia page work? I don't know. I don't know if I'm supposed to put it up. Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. No, you're not intruding. I've been focusing on making videos, so I haven't gone live in a while. That is all. I wanted to make videos and I focused on that. And then I was like, God, I miss such nice people on here. Everybody's so nice. So I just wanted to come live and say hello. You know what I mean? That's all. I just wanted to say hello. That was all. I'm like normal dude. And I just like, I miss my friends on here. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I appreciate the kind words. It's very, very, very nice of you. Yeah. You know, I look, I'm back in town. I was out on the road a little bit doing standup. I was actually in Maryland and now I'm back in California and I go to San Diego and then I don't know where next, but it will all be coming. It's all, it's already, it's actually not coming. It's already happening. So yeah, that's what I figured, Bradley. You know, what's the top priority in my life right now? That is a great one. My top priority right now, I have two of them. One is to get brand sponsorship. So I want to give things away to people. So let's say I pull up next to you. Funny, funny. I do a funny joke. Ha ha. I'm going to go, Hey, here's $5,000 a trip to Hawaii. Here's a brand new Ford truck. Here's a washer and dryer. So I want to get sponsored by companies and I want to give products away to people. That's what I want to do. Second thing I want to do, I want to tour as a standup comedian. That's it. Those are the two things that I wanted, that I want to do right now. That's it. I just want to give free things away. I want to find dope companies all over the world that go, Hey, I want you to promote my product. I go, great. Give me your products and I'll give them away to unsuspecting people. How great would that be? Right? I'll just be a dude. Be like, I don't know. Here's things. I'll just be given stuff away. Walk up to somebody in the mall. Funny. Ha ha ha. Well, here's a, here's $5,000 for a, um, uh, a shopping spree. You know, will I come to Australia? I would love to. Once I build my site, which is being built and I collect people's information so I can know where they're at. I'm not going to come to Australia. If I only have a hundred people, I need to have like a thousand people to be able to go somewhere. But when I do that, yeah, I'm going to Australia, Albany. Yes. So it's all happening, which is usually you hear somebody go, Oh yeah. In the future. I'm like, no, no, no. This is happening now. Like I have the subscribers because of you guys. Nope. I don't have any other channel. This is it. I've heard of the funny bones. Yes, yes, yes. What up Palestine? What's going on, buddy? Hope you're okay out in Pakistan. Excuse me. Hope you're okay. Super chat. Okay. You have to settle this once and for all. Okay. On a live, I should just look it up, but on a live video, if you want to give me a tip, is it a super chat or a super thanks? That's what I want to know. Super chat, spell it out. Cause I really want to learn because everything helps. You know, I don't make money from this, you know, not yet. That's the goal of getting sponsors. Which country do I love the most? To be honest, I have been so lucky to be all over the world and, uh, the food in these countries are so good. I can't tell you how much I loved everywhere that I've been. So I can't say that. I don't want that. I don't love one. You meet dope people. Everyone pretty much, by the way, we're all the same, tall, skinny, skinny, short, bigger, smaller, uh, this color, that color. We're all the same. So I like everybody. I don't know. Can I book you come to funny bones? Well, yeah, if you're the booker, 100%, uh, send me a message. Um, and, um, or whatever it is. Yeah. I mean, I would love to do the fun. I think I've done a bunch of funny bones also. And I think the booker there is Dave Stroop if I'm right. And a night from what I understand, like a really nice guy. Yes. I'm reading your comments. I'm reading all of them. Josh, if you could have one food cooked exactly the way you Lobster. There it is. Lobster. What up Chicago? What is going on? Oh, my childhood. What is going on? Elvis is alive. Okay. Uh, yes. Some people recognize me in public, which is really, really great. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi everybody. Hi. Gorilla. I think it is. I'm reading. Hi. Lighting's bad. Do I ever get angry? You have no idea. I was screaming. First of all, why am I screaming? I was screaming today at myself because I, I forgot my keys in the house. I had to carry the grocery. I was screaming at no one. I was so angry today at myself. Super chat requires frequent checking of your fans. While super thanks is just to come, come and go for us. It's hard interact with you, but less time consuming. I got to look it up. I got to look it up. I got to look it up. I have to look it up. What's my biggest achievement. I have a charity that helps DV survivors, um, and opening that and running that and making donations. I mean, that's the first thing off the top of my head that has some real depth and gravity. So I have a charity that helps DV survivors. I hire them or other people, whoever, and I give them jobs and I make donations. That's been the best thing that I've done. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, they're so silly. Aren't they come to Australia. Thank you everybody for your kindness. Do me a favor. If you like what I do, please go on right now. My last few videos, share my last few videos, share my compilations cost you absolutely nothing. That is the biggest thing you could do. Share and comment. You have no idea that helps me exponentially. It takes you six seconds. It helps me for years to come. Can you get by on being a comedian and YouTuber, or do you have to have a day job? Uh, I can get by. So when I say to people, when they say, Hey, are you, are you making a lot of money? I'm going to go right now. I'm making a living, but not a life. So I'm making a living, but not a life. So I can make enough. I can pay the bills and electricity and my car and, you know, go out to dinner once in a while. But I, I, I'm not, because right now where that comes in is that sponsorship and doing live touring. So that's the next goal is to go, Hey, how do I turn this into something that's, Whoa, really, really cool. I hope I can do that. But as of right now, it's just even Steven, very happy, very grateful for what I got, you know? Yeah. Which is pretty dope anyway. You know, thank you very much. I appreciate it, Marcello. And you know what? I just made this up myself. I, uh, I, uh, was watching people on YouTube and I go, well, I do something different. Let me do something different. I don't know what Joey's world is. Tell me what Joey's world is. I don't know what that is. Can you Joey's world tour? Can you tell me what that is? Have a good night, snow. Oh, snow. We haven't, you were on here last time. How are you? It's a food review. Oh my God. I love, I am definitely, definitely, definitely a foodie. Definitely a foodie. That's dope. Good night, snow. Joey's a food blogger. What a great thing. Cause everybody, look, everybody eats no matter who you are. And I assume some people are not foodies though, but it sounds like you guys are foodies, what up Mosh? How you doing? Thank you everybody for all your kindness on here. The nice comments. Can you get a shout out? Yes. Shout out to you. How are you? Uh, rain. I don't know how to, I'm sorry if I said it wrong, it disappeared, but hello, hello, hello. I see your comment. Free food sponsor. Yes, yes, yes. Yep. That's what I'm doing. I'm trying to spread a spread. I'm trying to spread a little bit of light and laughter. Um, that's all just trying to have some fun. That's I'm doing okay. Oh, he's funny. Like me. Good, good, good, good. What up Pakistan? If you spam this account, uh, meaning this library, you keep saying the same thing. I have a moderator. It's not going to be me. They will block you when it's at their discretion. I never cross over them. So to keep writing the same thing over and over again, you're going to get blocked. It's not me. I have moderators on here who do it, take care of all of it. So please don't, I just don't want people to get blocked, but I have no control over it. Hey, say a compliment. Keep it compliment. You are wonderful. You are kind. You are amazing. And you are special. Yay. I am definitely going to keep doing my thing. What up Canada? What's big red meets rocks. A big red rock eater. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen. That's my joke. What up UK? Oh, Patrick. Do you say, I think like, I think, I think it's my favorite. Hey, want you to see that you're getting blocked. Hey, thank you very much. Appreciate it. I live in Los Angeles. That's it. That's all that I do, Des. I do standup comedy. Um, and I do social media. I did host a TV show. Um, I was all acting on a TV show. I acted on a show called sons of anarchy for a while. I hosted a TV show called what's my car worth and I do whatever I can do. I'm really glad that I brought a little bit of joy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Somebody just said, do I like the WWE? I didn't really watch it. And then I went to my buddy Jeff's house and there was like 20 people there. And it was one of the best days of my life because we were screaming at the TV. We were yelling. We were laughing. I loved to watch the WWE. It was so much, so much fun. And I am Des I'm chasing my dreams. Excuse me, sir. What up? Thank you, everybody. I'm going to, Oh, I'm going to be starting a podcast soon, which is dope. It's just me. Um, talking to the camera, um, talking about different fun topics, but serious topics. Cause not all of us are all happy all the time. It can be a little bit of depth and gravity to it. Um, I'm really excited. I met with the podcast producer and, um, it's like whenever I started, that's it. I just have to create the graphic and get a sticker for my computer. Oh, what do you think about this? The name of my podcast is called good, clean, fun. There's good, clean, fun. It's not always clean, but it's always fun. It's not always clean, but it's always fun. Cause that's good, clean, fun. What do you think about that? Huh? What do you think about that? You remember when I had less than a hundred thousand that's right now I got like 700,000. So do me a favor. If you can, please, what is on my shirt? Got it. Please share my videos. Come on everyone. Share my videos. Yep. There's good, clean, fun. Excuse me. Do you work for UPS? No, because you have, wait, what is that? Oh, cause you look like the total package. Hey, thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yo, you guys stop. You're about to get blocked. You're about to get blocked. You're about to get, you're about to get blown. How great would that be? If in real life, you could just go up to somebody, if they're being mean and going, you're about to get blown. In fact, do that next time. Next time. Somebody's like, meet you. Just go. You're about to get blown. What up Brandon? Excuse me. Excuse me. Has anyone told you look like Deez? Who? Deez. Who? Deez. Yeah. It'd be great if you could block people in real life. Yes. Jim Carrey. Another problem. Thank you. Jim Carrey. Rob Williams. Yes. Yes. Yes. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. You look like an assassin. Yo, it's crazy. It's crazy coming at you. Right? That's my favorite. Hey, all of you are so nice. Thank you very much. Thank you. What up? Shout out. Wait, what is that? Shout out. Wala. What? Educate me. What flag is that? Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me. Excuse me, sir. What? Educate. I want to know what that flag. I want to know where you're watching from. Great lighting. What up, Chicago? What up, Argentina? When she grabbed her pearl, right? How great was that? How great was that? Excuse me. Can you do me a favor? Yes. Stop being so beautiful. Oh, it's the feel good for me. Guys, this live, I think I'm fooled. No, you are not being fooled. Pinkley, you are not being fooled. It is live. Hello from land below the wind. First of all, why I'm screaming. I get so happy on here. I don't know why. By the way, this is not a one-on-one conversation. That's my favorite comedian named Sebastian. What up, Indonesia? I love saying that. Block. How great we could block somebody in real life. You're blocked. Personality. Al Pacino. Okay. Inappropriate. What up, Florida? Wonderful. It's live. It is live. You quit smoking. Excuse me, sir. Yes. I would love to get hired by like the non-smoking agency or like whatever truth and you know what I mean? And they'd be like, hey, listen, you got to do your exact video and you just got to go around it. I mean, come on. That would be genius. Oh, it's so great. So great. What up, North Carolina? What up? What up? What up? Yes, sir. What up, Philippines? Manila, Philippines. Oh, that's so dope. Thank you for watching from the Philippines. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sebastian. What are you? You're watching me on a telephone. Go ahead. Get a job. Sebastian is my favorite. Buddy, aren't you embarrassed? By the way, Sebastian Maniscalco is one of my favorite comedians. Leave some swag for the rest of us. Yes. Are you laughing? Come on. By the way, doesn't it look like I got a toupee? I love that joke. It's one of my favorite, but I love looking like I got a toupee. Love yourself. What up? What up? Let me know. No, no. You spelled it wrong. It's E-N-J-A-N. And by the way, I don't know where I got that from, but I just thought Anjan. Anjan. I love screaming Anjan. Right? MC Singer. How great was that guy? First of all, he's wearing a headset. He's wearing a headset, which is genius. I mean, that guy was my favorite. Yes, Lily. Yes, Anjan. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What are you doing? You guys have to look up the comedian Sebastian. Hey. You like the queens drop their crown? Excuse me, miss. I think you dropped something back there. Oh, really? Your crown, because you're a queen. Are you a magician? Excuse me. I've got a crazy question. Are your parents magicians? No. That's a crazy question. I look at you. Everyone else does it, but that's so silly. You know my silly lines. This is crazy. Hey. Jethro. What a dope name. Yo, that's a dope name, Jethro. Yo, that's a powerful name. I don't know why, but I like that name a lot. That just hit me. Des, very good question. He said, why don't I ask the people out? Because I really treat this like a job. No joking. To me, this to me is a job. Excuse me. It's a privilege to do what I do. The fact that I can drive around in my car and make people happy on the way to a doctor, on the way to the gym, on the way to a restaurant to see my friends. I'm not messing around with it like business. You know what I mean? I am just so grateful on such a deep level that I found this one little place in the world that I'm good at and I am not messing it up. I hope that makes sense. I want to keep doing this and I want to give. How great am I? Pull up next to you. Funny, funny, ha ha. I just get to give you all kinds of products and trips and cash and jewelry and pizzas and diapers and whatever else would be dope. If I pulled up next to you and you're a new husband and wife and you had a kid, I was like, don't worry about diapers for the whole time you have a baby. It's thousands of dollars. It'd be great to give it away just to people. I take it very serious. I do this 10, 12, 15 hours a day. You know what I mean? Oh, NCIS. That's a dope, dope show. I like the girl who had the pigtails. She was great. That girl was great. Yep. Des, you couldn't have said it better. Yep, yep, yep. Right now it is nighttime where I'm at. Kind of nighttime. What up, 951? What up, Kathleen, 951, 909? I guarantee you got a tattoo. Kathleen, I guarantee you got at least one tattoo from the Marino Valley 951, 909 and someone in your family drives a dirt bike because I dated a girl from Marino Valley who was the most amazing girl ever and so pretty and amazing from Marino Valley. And they were, family was very, very nice. What up, Toronto? Hey, everybody. All of you are so nice. All of you are so kind. You're amazing. You are amazing. Thank you for watching my videos. All I ask is if you like my videos, share them. That's it. What's your wife? Oh, by the way, that's not really my wife. I have no wife. By the way, if you watch my videos, the same person has been my wife, my girlfriend, my sister. It's just, they're all comedians. I don't have a wife. I don't have any of it. It's fake. Excuse me, my wife? It's not my wife. It's nothing. What up, Mosh? How are you doing? Yeah, I got nothing. I don't even have a plant. They're all plastic. You guys are making me happy. Thank you so much. Oh, it's getting late. Oh my God, Harry, I just saw it. Can everybody stop and look at Harry? Can everybody stop, please, and look at Harry? Can everybody stop and look how genius Harry is? Harry, I need to give you credit where credit is due. That is, I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt, Harry. That is genius, Harry. Harry, you made my night. You made my night, Harry. Oh my God, Harry, you're genius. The fact that Harry, that you put it and you made it your screen name, that you typed it in, that you had to put the email in, that you had to verify it, you know, all the things you have to do to set up a YouTube account, and you went, you didn't just go, that's funny. You go, that's funny, and I'm going to do it, and I'm going to put the email in, and I'm going to get the email, and I'm going to get the verification, and I'm going to get the email, and I'm going to do secondary verification, and this is now my screen name is genius. So great. So, so, so great. That's your real name? Just a lonely flower? No, it is Harry. I don't care, Harry. That's your name, and if I ever meet you, that's what I'm called. I'm putting it on a shirt. I'm putting it on a shirt. Oh, I have new merch I'm making right now. It's all being, it's all being designed. How you doing, huh? Gonna get some merch? How you doing, huh? That's my Bret Ernst. All right, everybody, listen. I am going to the Laugh Factory. I'm going to the comedy club tonight. What up, Hawaii? Hey, Susie, thank you very much for the nice words. Thank you, and sending you light and love right now, Susie. Thank you for the very, very nice, nice words. Very nice words. Thinking about you right now. Thank you. Very nice. Hey, Shadow, how are you? Thank you, by the way. What up, Jojo? No, Jethro. I like Jethro. I'm glad. Yo, this is crazy. Hey, what up, Pakistan? How are you? Harry, you have to stop, because when you pop up, when you say a comment, I read your name, and it brings me so much joy. Am I ever sad? You have no idea. No tats? Kathleen, how dare you? Be with the 951, the 909, Marino Valley. Nicest, kindest people in the world. How dare you? How dare you, Kathleen? That's so great. Marino Valley, 909, 951. How are we doing? She didn't have a Band-Aid. Josh, are you happy of it? Are you happy of Is It A Job? What do you mean, Moda? Can you explain to me? What up, Covina? Crito? Hi, Crito, how are you? I don't know why I said it like that. I just said Crito. I don't know why. Hi, Crystal. Covina. Hi, Crystal. Crystal Hernandez, another strong name. I love it. Are you happy, or is it a job? No, I am there. Look, I'm more than happy. It is a job, but I am so, so happy. What up, Azusa? Josh, did you come out of a ticket somewhere, because you are somewhat famous? I don't know what that means. Oh my God, you have no idea what I'm going through. Like, support, channel, merch. Yes, you have no idea how much that helps. I'm not going to go into personal stuff, but right now, your support means more than anything. Doesn't cost you anything. Just sharing my videos, pumping my channel out when my podcast drops, supporting that. That is the biggest thing to me. That's it, and I hope I can bring you a little bit of happiness. How are you doing, Amal? Yes, Dave, I've always wanted to do stand-up. I've always wanted to do comedy. Jim Carrey. You shouldn't be kidding. I love Jim Carrey. That's literally half of what I do is because of Jim Carrey. Hey, thank you. What up, mate? Yes, I have all of the platforms. I'm on everyone. I have over 800,000 on the FB. I have over 300,000 on the IG, and the double T, I have over 3 million. Jim Carrey did. Joseph. Yes. First of all, Joe Coy, Filipino comedian. Awesome. Nice man. A nice man. A good dad. Very kind, very generous to other comedians, and more, not more than, but funny. So funny, Joseph. Yes, yes, yes. Love Joe Coy. You're Filipino-Hawaiian. Hey. You got to watch Joe Coy, man. That dude is funny. Sells out arenas. No, Des, the reason I say that is because on this platform, you don't want to mention other ones. That's why. That's why. You don't mention it. I don't know. That's just what I heard. I could be right or wrong, you know. Thank you, P River. I love it. P River, thank you. You made me laugh just by your nice comment. Thank you. Hey. All right. I've been on here for 40 minutes. Listen, I'm going to jump off here right now. I'm going to the comedy clubs. I'm going to get my stand-up comedy in, but do me a favor. When we get off here, if you can, my last few videos, my shorts, and my compilations, just watch them, share them, and comment them. That's all. Let's bump the algorithm a little bit. Let's give it a little bump. If you can, if I bring any type of joy to your life, I'm directly asking you, go on to my last four or five videos, comment, share them, like them, whatever you can do. It really is a big, big help. I'm signing with a manager. I finally got a manager. I met with them today. I think they're going to send me a contract. It's pretty big, and they're going to start pitching me around. So let's bump up this algorithm if we can. That's all I'm asking. You don't have to buy anything. Just bump up that algorithm. That's it. I hope everybody has a great day. Thank you so much, everybody. I'll see you. I'll come back on later on. Bye.