Parent allegedly poops in school hallway after son’s team loses football game

All right, let's talk about this one, because it's appalling, and I couldn't believe it happened. Okay. And I went down this weird rabbit hole earlier. Oh, yeah. A parent in Grosse Pointe is apparently taking school rivalry way too far. How? Because someone was caught on a security camera defecating. In a hallway Friday during gross, no, we didn't just have that sound effect, did we have, during Grosse Pointe South's game against, what was that sound effect? What were they doing? Defecation was an obligation in this situation, obviously. The district called the situation unacceptable and administrators have filed a police report. Now, the parent hasn't been identified just yet. We're waiting to see if. They'll turn themselves in. The poop pirate's going to turn himself in. Just randomly pooping in the hallway. Here's the thing. Yeah. Here's the thing, right? Sometimes you can't hold it. You can't hold it. And I'm making a little fun of it right now, but there are times in certain ages where you just can't hold it. And if he was going down the hallway, he was probably trying to get to a bathroom, and he knew that if he couldn't hold it, he's not going to. Walk past a ball field where there's a bunch of people or try to use an outdoor one and mess up. And how far are you going to go with your pants like that? If you're going to try and make it somewhere, you try to make it inside just in case you don't make it. I think he did the right thing trying to go inside. Yes, he did the right thing trying to go inside and then he didn't make it. Here's something I think you just said. Yeah, it's one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. I thought you were agreeing with me. Something I think you might not be considering, my dear. Uh-oh. If this is truly a situation where you just can't make it. Right. And you have to go in the hallway. You have to go, yes. Do you leave it there, uncovered? What are you going to do? Take your jacket and cover it up? You've got to do something. You've got to do something to cover it up. You can go tell someone, but if you cover it up... Well, he didn't tell anybody. He just left it. Well, we're telling everybody now. He just left it in the hallway. For the person who cleans stuff to clean. I'm not saying that's the right thing to do, but if you're trying to make it and you don't make it, you go and tell somebody. But if you cover it up, the next person walking, oh, look at this piece of paper. Not a piece of paper on their hands, on their feet, or you step on it when you walk by. If you leave it open, nobody's going to step on it. That's true. You leave it so nobody steps on it. That's actually a good argument. But then you go tell someone. Now, that's probably, we're not saying if he did or didn't, because if you walk up to somebody, you got to go all the way back out to the ball field and go, hey, man. Well, it's alleged, it's alleged that he passed many bathrooms. Indoor bathrooms or outdoor bathrooms? Indoor and outdoor bathrooms to go into the opposing school's hallway and do this. Does that change anything? Yeah, it does. Okay. All right, now he's making a statement. You hit me. Fraternities do stuff. Not that I'm saying I know about it. I've heard fraternities do stuff like that. I did. Huh. Which one? Some that I've heard, I'm not sure. I didn't think you heard that.