Hilarious burglar requests chicken sandwich following rooftop standoff

Oh, you a rookie? Yeah. Oh, him. Which side? Secondary side. 806, we got him out of the tree, onto the roof. We're just holding what we got, sticking to our plan. I'm just going to plant him. Calm down. Does he still have a knife? Door in front. Top of the peak here. Those were good, effective hits. We need you to lay down. I ain't get no life for no night. Okay, come on down. We'll get JFRD to clean you up. We don't even want to touch you. You're covered in pepper ball. That's all lumber, huh? I know, it hurts, don't it? Yeah, it was him, bro. He did it. The dogs are up, bro. The dogs are up. I'm a... Bro, for real. I play football today. Hey, you built different, bro. You took the pepper balls like a champ. Can I get a chicken salad? A chicken salad? We can't do that. We know. We see you. I'm looking at it in the morning. Maybe. Yeah, you might. All right, here are the news of the open house. It's kind of a nice house. That would have been enough. I'm sorry. I love you. We love you, too. That's why we're trying to help you out, man. That ain't mean no harm, bro. Okay. I know you're going to be fine. No, that ain't going down. Don't take me. No, no. This is in case. This is in case, man. Ain't no in case. That's true. Damn. Trust but verify. You heard that? That's true. There you go. Keep on. Keep on. We got it. All right. Cross your feet. Hold up. There you go. You just lean on the ladder, man. Just lean on the ladder. I'm sorry, bro. You're good, bro. You're good. Please. You're good. Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey, hey, hey. It's just the cuffs. It's just the cuffs. Oh, that hurt. Relax. Please stop. Hey, bro. Please, please. We got to do this. I'm trying to be as gentle as I can. We're trying to not hurt you. One, two, three. Oh, no.