You Laugh, You Lose (Football Edition)

We're checking out the funniest football clips you've ever seen. From this goalkeeper messing up, to this guy doing his very own Sui. And if you laugh, you lose. How is this even possible? That is a very square goal, isn't it? This is a penalty kick. That's very close. You scoring that? They definitely aren't scoring that. It's not going to make me laugh. I'm not losing a life for that. And I hope you didn't either. They're going to get funnier. That is a run-up and a half, isn't it? That is such a big run-up for that. All that for that. That wasn't a laugh. That was a... They're still friends, though. I respect that. They're still friends. That had to hurt a lot. We all felt that. I'm not laughing, though. Harland. He just threw it at Gabrielle's head. I'm an Arsenal fan. Of course I didn't find that funny. All right, that's embarrassing. Oh, I think I've seen this clip before. They get absolutely schooled by this. Oh, my word. You got destroyed, guys. I don't want to laugh. It just makes me want to feel sorry for you. I'm going to stop this right here, because apparently this is the worst miss that we have ever seen. And I'll show you it later. Oh, my God. You missed it. Turn it right back. Slightly amusing. I'm thirsty. Mourinho just squirted the camera. Yeah, I'm not going to... You're not getting many. Oh, he's smiling at that. He saw the other team on counter-attack and tried to do this. That's actually quite amusing. Don't do it because it's silly, but it is amusing. He thought he was Roberto Carlos. Is he in a Man United kit? What's he tried doing there? He's tried bending on the outside of his foot and it's gone absolutely... Well, it hasn't gone pear-shaped because the pear's curved. And that wasn't. It just went straight out of play. Oh, these are brilliant, aren't they? Ronaldo cutting Messi's hair. I wish they were best mates. Like, imagine. Imagine if they were, like, best mates just hang out all the time and fans think they're managers. Oh, look at her. She's going for it. Is that Mourinho in a wig? He thinks he scored. He's celebrating. Look at that. Look, look, look. Yeah, mate, yeah. We haven't actually scored, but have you? I had nowhere to play football, so he took a risk. Where are you playing? Wait. I'm not entirely... Oh, my word. They are playing in the middle of, like, a cow field, if that's what you call it. That's going to hurt. Mate, this garbage football is always pulling out his trick. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me. Actually, wait. This ain't funny, because that is actually me. All right. It's on random. Very random. Yeah. That's not a laugh. My legs split when his legs split. And I just had to touch my face and be like, oh, my word. Oh my gosh. Oh, this is funny. They take the mick out of Schmeichel because he said hello to his fellow Danish player. That's quite funny. That's just banter between teammates, isn't it? I'm not laughing, though. Have you laughed yet? I don't think I'm going to laugh the whole video because I can concentrate. That one friend that always robs goals. Yeah, they get on my nerves. He's ready. He's about to put it in the net. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love this guy. Wait, where is he? He does brilliant, brilliant TikToks. Worst 15 seconds of football you ever see. Well, I don't know about that. I've seen some pretty bad football in my time. Yeah, okay, that's pretty drastic, isn't it? Wait, is this like professional teams? I hope not. Oh my word. That is so tragic. Bent it like Beckham. The music is insane. You might not be able to hear it though for copyright. You might have some other music. But honestly, what I'm listening to right now. Oh, we struck that so well. That is worth a laugh. That is brilliant. I did. You all laughed at that. I know you did. Subscribe to the channel, please, whilst I recover. We're getting something. Why, what's he forgot? A sock. Has he forgot to put one of his socks on? Oh, no. What a fool. He's going to have to take his boot off and everything. That's going to delay it a few minutes. Oh, my God. What's going on here? I'm really confused what's going on. Oh, no. You've had a mare, haven't you, mate? Absolute mare. Ooh. This is brilliant. Booking random people. That's actually really funny. I'm not laughing though, but that's brilliant. Diving and then booking random people on the street. That is actually brilliant, isn't it? Oh, slidey. Look at it. They got it all wet, haven't they? Okay, that's absolutely insane. You can see how they got it all wet before they did that. So they could just slide on through. All right, referee training. Red, yellow. No, it's not. This ain't real. Yellow for my whistle. What? That is not. I'm sorry, but this is not. This is not. There's no one offside! He says there's no one offside! For the first few, I thought, hang on a minute. Is this? It's not real. Oh, these get me. Jude Becker. Heavy cane. Hang on a minute. Oh, dear. Why does that look like me? Oh, God. If you think that looks like me a little bit, like the video and subscribe to the channel. Roberto Calloway. It's at maximum capacity. They are really funny, but I'm not laughing. A laugh is like that, what we had before. A little like, it's not a laugh. Your nan goes shopping, but she's got a five-sided straight. Wait, is that somebody's nan in her boots? I love that. I mean, if she's going to play football, but she doesn't look like she's dressed to go and play football. So she just likes wearing her boots. Hey, you be you. Oh, is that a bee's nest? There's a bee's nest under the bench. So the guy's just gone and whacked it. That's stupid. Don't mess with bee's nests, guys. All right. What's going on? This isn't proper. It's like they're like on their lunch break from work. I hope that's not your boss because he's going to fire you for sending them into the bin like that. All right. This is, okay, great run. Great, got, oh no, oh no, oh no. I don't think you're going to be playing next week, mate, are you? Ah, but on Instagram, that's what you post. First got, it looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, very clever. Outfield players were goalies. Ronaldo hit Sue and punched the ball away. Maguire wouldn't know anything about it. Neymar, play computer games. Yeah, respect that. Messi. That makes complete sense. A goalkeeper actually, I saw it in the Euros. A goalkeeper actually saved one like that on the post. It was class. Aston Villa's free kick routine. Oh, when these go wrong, it's just brilliant. Like, what even was that? How does that? Yeah, when they go wrong, they go badly wrong. And you just, the players must be on the pitch thinking, we're going to match the day tonight, that. People are going to be tweeting about that one. You all right, Luca, mate? How was the game on the weekend? Well, we got beat 2-1, but I scored this. Incredible goal. I mean... Sorry, can I say, this is like the most relatable one we've had so far. We've all done this and we've all got mates that do this. Start telling us about their goal. Halfway line, I took on the first man. Just cheeky Megs, standard stuff. Rainbow flicked the second man. Sombrero flicked the third man. I went back to the second man just to Megs him just because I felt like it. Jesus. Came up on goal. I was too close, so I decided I'll take this back a bit. 40 yards out, let's say. Maybe 45. Maybe 50. Probably 50. First time, screamer, over the keeper, crossbar and in. This is the actual goal. Just a little bit of exaggeration. That's just bending the truth, wasn't it? Messi, Mo Salah and Samuel. What? That's actually really funny. Swords! They are the worst look-a-likes I've ever seen. They're the worst look-a-likes ever. Like, you can tell that's them, but they look nothing like them. Do you know what I mean? When you know your own limits. Oh, no. Who is that? Who's that? Oh, great bit of defense. Oh, no. Wait, he was attacking? He was genuinely attacking. He knew he had no legs, so he just turned back. Hey, you got to respect it. Go, go, go. What's the matter with this? Put him on the team. Go, go, go. It is annoying when there's somebody trashed trying to tell you, like, dude, honestly, just pipe it down a little bit, all right? I don't need... No, yeah, pipe down. That mate was zero shot power. This is good. This is really good. This is clever. I like this. That's really great, that. Not making me laugh, but it's really good. You accidentally drop a glass, but your first touch is immaculate. Honestly, my first touch gets me out of so much trouble. I don't catch it quite like that. It just doesn't smash. Okay, what's this? Ball boy. What's he done? What did he do? Yeah, he chucked the ball at him quite hard, didn't he? He knew exactly what he was doing. Yeah, he knew. For eight years, all your mum says yes, letting your friends sleep over after you've been hanging out. Sleepovers are wicked. They are. When you're a kid, having a sleepover, that first time you're allowed a sleepover, I get that. That's so relatable, but it didn't make me laugh. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, unlucky keeps. What a save. I mean, you broke the net. He's stuck. Security had no clue. Oh my God, he's just dropped down and he looks like... He looks like he's part of the thing. Because he's wearing the same t-shirt. I don't get what's going on. Is he one of the players? Just getting selfies of people? They had no idea. He's going to get in trouble now, isn't he? Yeah, look, look, look. He's all right. And he's back. No way he gets away with it. Surely he's getting kicked out. Hey, look at that. Look at that. That is a muddy pitch. Oh, what a touch. What? Oh, my God. The touch. The header was like. The ref gave this as a goal. Yeah, boy. Yeah! Oh, so annoying. We used to fall out a lot back at school, right? When you'd argue about whether it went in or not. You know those arguments where you argue about whether it goes in and it gets really debated? It was quite clearly over, though. What's Harlan doing? Oh, he's mimicking. He's winding his opponent up by mimicking. Mimicking, mimicking. I can't say the word. Mimicking him. That's the one. Name the footballer who was originally from Egypt and plays for Liverpool. We'll send a video. Oh, name the footballer who was originally from Egypt and plays for Liverpool, right? This guy's got less ball knowledge than me. Jose Mourinho. Jose Mourinho. What I love is their reaction. Ant and Dec, they're absolutely in tears. All right, what's going on here then? Bang. Ooh, he scored, but at what cost? Worst dive you'll ever see. Well, we'll see about that, won't we? Go on, he's gone. Wait, I didn't know Neymar was playing in the Sunday League. Neymar, what are you doing, mate? Wait for it, what's going on? Oh, oh, now a little pile on. Jimmy Bullard just comes running through. Gotta love Jimmy Bullard, right? He's hilarious. Someone just tapping it on his head. I've actually got that ball and it is honestly, it's terrible. It goes flat as you're using it. Your dad when the players don't listen to him through the TV. It's funny, we do shout at the TV, don't we? It's just passion. It's just passion. Yeah, they don't listen to our tactical advice. All right, we've got Luis Suarez. Hang on a minute, what is going on here? Suarez was eating some burgers and his teammates just collapsed to the floor like... They'll turn into werewolves. AI is weird. Oh, there's a mistake. Bury that. Nope. Okay. Oh, dear. Is that Garnacho? I think it was. Oh, is that Sui Celebration? Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. How did the keeper not get that? Okay. Wow, this is some aerial drone footage. Love this. Oh, you've gone, mate. He's done you again. He's done you again. He's done everybody. That's a hell of a goal. It's fouled. A free kick to lead. And there's just time to take it. And then... Oh, he thinks the final whistle's gone. He's celebrating. Oh, no. He might get booked for that. This is, that was a playoff final game. He thought they'd been promoted, but no, it's not the end of the game. That one bro that makes this face when he receives the pass. It's going to be me, this, isn't it? Yeah, that probably would be me. And then I would mess up my touch. Of course not. I'll touch it down perfectly. When you thought it was a game of catch with your manager. Well, because they're just throwing it back because it was a foul throw. He just didn't throw it onto the pitch. I ain't laughing at that. I'm not losing. I've lost one life. I reckon you've lost more than me. Oh, airport footy. Oops. That's a hell of a shot, by the way. Hell of a shot. You're probably going to get kicked out. Yeah, definitely getting kicked out. He's gone. He's like, I've scored. I'm done, mate. I'm out of here. All right, we're back to what's got to be meant to be the worst miss ever. Oh, no. Do, do, do, do, do. I just keep walking. You can't turn back and play after that. How did you not bury it? 3am practicing Colts football celebrations. Do you practice your celebrations? I don't know if I ever. I said I don't really. I never used to celebrate. I was a bit of a. I just felt embarrassed if I celebrated. I'd just be like, yay. Woo. I scored. Kid ain't ever talking back to the coach. Oh, the coach is... I mean, it's a bit unfair, right? He sent him to the shops with just like Cristiano speed stepovers. A bit unfair though. They're about eight. Oh, this goalkeeper. Yeah. Oh, he's had an absolute stinker. Do you reckon he ever played a game after that? I feel bad for him, right? I really do. I really feel bad for him because we all make mistakes, but he's made two right next to each other. And you can tell that instant moment when he goes in, he's realised, what have I just done? Well, I survived, but have you got more lives or less lives than me? Be honest, and then click on this video on your screens, all right? Because you're going to love that one as well.