Jason Schwartzman Thinks A Popular Holiday Tradition Is Really Creepy

In fact, this whole idea of having this person around and watching you, Thank you. Thank you. I mean, the idea was already that someone's watching because they know if you're naughty or nice. Well, how? That's already a little interesting. But now we're also saying that there's a set of eyes on you, and they're unmoving, and they're unflinching. And... And they're sitting back to the North Pole and reporting on it. Very directly. And that is... Scary. It's not pleasurable.