Jo Koy - Best of Jo Koy | Reaction

Hey guys, it's Matsu Patty. How are you? So we are going to do something different on this channel. I'm actually bringing a comedian. He's a stand up comedian. He's half Caucasian and half Filipino. And he is very, very funny. Okay, me being a mixed person because I'm a half black and half Thai can relate to some of his jokes. My mom raised me to traditional Thai way yay so i am actually uh this was recommended by um our philippine um filipino fans so i'm excited um there's some explicit words so if i go like this you know just um kind of you know he's a comedian so here we go which means my dad was in the military that's not even a joke that's real ---- a lot of soldiers were fighting for this country my dad was dating i'm his Purple Heart my dad would say borderline racist ---- to me when i was a kid borderline racist ---- but i knew he was joking it's my dad just sitting at the dinner table like no i married your mom right why because i love chinese food filipino dad whatever rice is Right. Asians apart from other Asians. It's by their accent. And only if they have accents. Out of all the Asians, Koreans are the easiest. Because when a Korean person talks, they sound like they've been smoking weed all day. Like right before they talk, just, That was Korean. I remember the first time I went to his house, his dad yelled from upstairs, I thought the ******* house was haunted. Right when I walked in, What the **** was that? That's my dad. Just wants to know if you're hungry. You can do that with any Asian. Vietnamese. What? I haven't even done anything yet. Vietnamese. I love Vietnamese people. You're my... I love you. You're the smallest of the Asians. You're smaller. But I will tell you this. Don't **** with Vietnamese people. They will fight anybody. Those little fuckers will fight anybody. They don't give a ----. I don't care how strong you are. They will fight you. They will run up to you and say ----. That's a little thing. I had one run up to me at the end of the show. Hey dude, what you say to me like that dude? Oh, they talk that fast. They talk like that, real bad like that dude. What you say to me like that dude? They talk real bad like that dude. Koreans sound like they've been smoking weed all day. Vietnamese people sound like they've been doing cocaine their whole life. Hey dude, what you say to me like that dude? What you say to me like that dude? What you say to me like that? After every word that comes out, hey, do what you say to me like they do. Vietnamese people go real high, they go real high like they do. They go low like they do, they start low like they do, then they go real high like they do. People sound like they're in a car far away, and they drive by you real fast when they're talking to you. Say that ---- again, man. Get out of the car and say that ----. He's funny. Japanese. Japanese. Only if they have accents you can tell us apart. Japanese. Very distinct. When a Japanese man talks, come from the diaphragm. Japanese man. Japanese woman. Doesn't matter if she's 12 years old or 75 years old. They always sound 12 years old. I don't candy coat ----. I let my son know. Joe, I know what you did in there. What are you talking about? Well, I'm just saying like I was 15 and I know what you did in there. Like all the creepy ---- you're doing. I did too. I was just better at it. What are you talking about? Joe, come on, man. I know what you did. You were in the shower for 30 minutes, man. I know what you did. I didn't do anything. I just took a shower. I'm like, Joe, you didn't take a shower. How do you know I didn't take a shower? Joe, you were in there for 30 minutes, and your hair is dry. I brought you a big bottle of Head & Shoulders, and it's empty. But you still have dandruff. I don't know. But your dick always smells like mint. It's just mint. Mint and zinc come from here. Head & Shoulders, Joe, not dick and hand. That's that. Okay, nice. In this room to know this, tonight, you got caught by your mom, too. she caught your dumb ass she saw that's a that's a grown woman she knows what her teenage son is doing she just never said anything to your dumb ass but she found it whatever it was you were abusing she found it she didn't tell you about it she was cleaning your room and she was like oh let me get that plate oh that's not a plate that's a towel didn't say anything to you my mom said something to me because that's the kind of ******* mom i got but i thought i was bulletproof sock genius sock sock hamper sock hamper all week sock hamper sock hamper two a day friday sock sock hamper hamper then sunday came around my mom walked into my room stop ******* your socks i've been throwing all your socks away huh you have two pair of socks left for the rest of the year you **** those no more socks joseph you're gonna go to school barefoot like that huh the Okay, like I said, very explicit. He is funny. I was raised in a mixed house, so I can relate to some of the stuff. Obviously, my mom, when she gets mad at us, you know, she did curse at us. I just don't like cursing. He's funny. It's different for me. You know, as a comedian, he's great. so um like i said uh this is something different that we're trying so be nice guys he is you know um he's a great comedian so do me a favor if you like this video hit the like hit the sub and don't forget the bell and leave me a comment and remember um other than that down below oh thank you very much down below is our cozy cup club and just remember guys um you know try to be of age when you watch this other than that yeah oh that's it other than that I will see you in the next video