Bruno Mars Being Purely Chaotic for 10 Minutes!

Nobody handles awkward interviews quite like Bruno Mars. Here are the funniest, most unpredictable times he completely took over the room. he walks in the room. Dang. Oh, who's your favorite model of all time? I don't know, Miranda Kerr. That's good. You like that? Yeah, you and I, we're a good team. The dimples and the wink. Being asked to perform a traditional Maori greeting clearly catches him completely off guard. I want you to stand again. Okay. Just for one minute. No problem. Because I'm a Maori boy from New Zealand. Right on. And I thought it would be an honor if we could hongi. Do you know what that is? Have you done that before? What's that? Is that what they do? I've never done that. You've never done that? That kind of creeps me out. You just go nose to nose. Nose to nose. Yeah, you're like this. Like, I can't do it! Performing live gets a whole lot more intense when major celebrities like Beyoncé are sitting in the crowd. People that go to your shows. Beyoncé was there, Jay was there, Lenny Kravitz was there. When you know people like that are in the audience, does it make you nervous or do you think, okay, I'm going to show out a little bit? Both. Uh-huh. I know Beyoncé watching me and I just got this feeling she's just like, what you going to do? You little jerk, what are you doing? You know, so I'm out there. Lenny was in the audience last night, and I'm playing guitar, and I'm like, yeah, what's up, Lenny? You see that? You see me? Hair management is the real reason Bruno Mars is almost always wearing a hat on camera. Quick story with you, you're uptown funk. No, you can't. Next question. No, move on. What were you thinking? How many hats do you own? Because I've never seen you wear the same hat. How many hats? I don't know. Hundreds? You know what it is? I wish I could just rock the hair like that, but I don't have the Bon Jovi. Man don't, yesterday. What is not Bon Jovi? What are you talking about? See, I have curly hair. One curls out of place, I look like a maniac. So it's easier for me to just throw a hat. Kind of known, you wear hats all the time, and I'm so- I let myself go, Ella. No, I like your hair, I really- Thank you. And I got you a gift, so I'm kinda glad you're not wearing a hat. It's impossible to take him seriously when he starts describing his idea of a tough gangster lifestyle. You know, love records, and I have that side of me, but I have this hooligan side of me where, you know, I'm a young man. Gangsta? I'm a gangster a little bit. When you say hooligan, you mean- I don't know what that means. Hooligans, you know, it's a riff-raff. Troublemaker. Your trouble's like not using your... Don't let the looks fool you. Really? Were you in a gang or something? I punch small children. Now let me give you some advice if you want to become a billionaire. You don't do that. Asked about the contestants on the show, his answer about why he actually showed up is brutally honest. Can I ask you, off the back of you performing on The X Factor, have you got a favorite? I know that's an annoying question, but did you like anyone in particular that you saw over the weekend? I'll be honest. He was competing in the record hall. Come on, guys. Let me out. Quarantine bored him so much he decided to try picking up a completely new technical skill behind the scenes. I know you're doing the residency, and someone told me that you're into technology or you have some new hobby. What are you doing? Quarantine. I'm actually not good with technology at all. I don't know if you know this, but I direct all my music videos, Ellen. Yeah, I do know that. Thank you. But when it comes to editing, I always have to be with somebody. I figured I'll take this time during quarantine, get behind a computer, and learn how to edit so you can save money. Yeah. That's as a matter of fact. I edited something. It's kind of like a tribute to you He's still single or or is there or again that Sam asking me again Sam. Listen, I like women. Okay You're a very nice guy and I love the compliments and I appreciate it so much Alright, stop mailing me and stop. I know you say you're the president of my fan base. You sick son of a bitch So no chance of you being Mr. Hernandez I'm joking Sam. So I'll call you later Look at how Bruno reacts when an old throwback clip from his childhood gets brought up show the clip. It's from a Hollywood movie called Holiday in Las Vegas I do impersonations can you still I never could I Think it was just a gimmick because I was this big and I had the suit But I think as I grew older, I realized that it's not cute anymore who could you do today who could i do yeah i'm trying to do me yes i know but if you were if i if i asked you like if i asked you like bring back Michael Jackson Michael Jackson would always go um a trip to chile turned into an absolute nightmare once fans found out his hotel room number do you get my bra and panty delivery we were we were we were in chile they found out where i was staying and we're just downstairs they're downstairs i wave hi to them but that wasn't that that wasn't enough this these like two girls stayed until six o'clock in the morning just screaming echoing and amplifying this poor girl's just screaming bro it was six in the morning so what'd you do i got one of those blow darts and i got her right in the neck oh good straight shot to the jugs knocked her right out out of nowhere the conversation takes a weird turn when he starts describing his own physical body noises and i don't know what it is okay i just don't want you touch me though i just don't want you to touch me though oh are you able to swallow no i haven't i haven't swallowed since the super bowl it's like that hurts the most when i go beep beep beep the most is when i go beep it's like a truck backing back up when you do that stand up and back up it's like when i'm going security actually had to step in after a fan started acting strange right in front of him that are so much hotter oh come on no but this is true you're just hooking up with hot girl after hot girl with a high volume of hot girls so what is your most psychotic moment with one of these girls where you took someone back to your place and you were so excited and then it turned out to be crazy we should have ended the interview when elvis wanted to end it no but this is a good question no you know what was funny it's a fair question one time we were out and um and we couldn't uh this one girl she came up to me and she goes I swear in this accent she goes bruno i like you but i like you and she kept she kept saying this to me and um We have to call security messing around on set bruno decides to test how much a high-tech robot can handle Ghosts and ghouls and spooky fools will terrify your dreams ain't of a maryville halloween How can they stare at us I mean they're not even robots Come on. Okay, that one's smoking He's probably on break deal. Okay. Hey, hey, hey get out of here. Oh my god. Why did you do that? You're gonna make them mad. Oh my god. Did you see that? Yeah, they went down. The ride's probably fixed. Oh my God, they're trying to kill him. Award shows can be stressful, especially when he starts overthinking what might happen on stage. If you win, which I got a feeling you might win something tonight, are you ready for your acceptance speech? I'm not. Genuinely not. Oh, you know, we're performing, so my mind has been in performance. Definitely going to choke up there if that happens. Going to choke. Definitely. Long before the multi-platinum hits he co-wrote a song that he considers the absolute worst track of his career I don't even want to say it. It's the one that makes you shiver Come on, don't the CNN worldwide audience the one that even now makes you come out in a weird sweat Me and my partner Phil wrote a song called bedroom bandit Couldn't help but over here, you know, you know something Keenan. You're right. I can't do this. I didn't say that Being a global pop star comes with a few perks when it comes to meeting women, and he isn't shy to admit it. Mark Ronson details the chaotic lengths he had to go through just to finish recording Uptown Funk. I can go meet him, and that's how we got it done. That's amazing. And the fact that you wanted to do this, you told me that you're doing this, and then you're going to disappear for a while. I didn't tell you this. Yeah, he said he's over. Okay. Working with Adele in the studio gave him a first-hand look at how she runs her session. Adele is the truth, you know. She claims she comes in the studio, diva'd out, is exactly what you want. She knows exactly what she wants to do. She knows exactly who she is, and she knows exactly what she wants to feel. So we're sitting around. It was old school. I'm on the piano. She's on the couch. I'm trying to play her something. I keep looking over to see if there's anything that's, you know, waking her up. And I play the first two chords on the chorus. This is my last night with you. What's up? Books. Yeah. I don't know. What is it? Getting his very first major paycheck led to a life-changing moment for his family back home. Talk about your family. What's some of the most amazing things you've been able to do for the people around you? You're like, yo, we always spoke about this. I got to do this for them. I always wanted to buy my mom a house. That was my first big check. Before I got anything, I had to make sure mom was all right.