TMZ on TV - 10/16/26

Today on TMZ. I have been waiting for this for decades since I was a kid. The Jetsons have come to life. Flying cars are here, thanks to Elon Musk. It can fly like a rocket. I have said, and people scoff at it, he's the Thomas Edison of our time. What? Thomas Edison made the light bulb. This guy made a novelty car. He is the genius of our time when it comes to invention. He's connecting the world with Starlink. He is not as great as you guys are making him out to be. I think he's greater. Oh. Big surprise, Diddy is out of Fort Dix Federal Prison. Oh, he's a free man? No. He was transferred. He is in a new prison. Why was he moved? One Bureau of Prison source did tell us that it had to do with him being not a model inmate. The fact that he just can't keep his nose clean in prison. It's Diddy. He's going to get in trouble anywhere he goes. Is it possible he's just kind of like a criminal? He likes to be a criminal. Britney Spears out to dinner in New York City with like scarf covering her face she was at Rin Tin Tin, I haven't heard of Rin Tin Tin, what do they serve there yeah that's bad that's so weird what's Rin Tin Tin was somebody looked at it's a mediterranean restaurant weird name for mediterranean oh it's also this old dog thanks kevin joe jonas made a pokemon card trade in the middle of his concert the card is a old school Mew card this means so much to him he's a huge collector i thought this was out oh no pokemon cards are so big what did you collect as a kid i mean baseball cards do you still have any of your old baseball cards god no do you have anything from your childhood anything i have my webster's dictionary when i was six wow there's a lot of slurs in there 1886 the first automobile was invented 1903 the first airplane and now in 2026 Flying cars are here. Elon Musk and Tesla demonstrated the next generation of the Tesla Roadster last night in Texas. And it is amazing. It uses these thrust boosters under the car to launch itself into the air to simulate flying. Does it fly like a Jetsons car? No. It flies more like Buzz Lightyear, falling with style. But it can also do this. You know, what Evel Knievel did 60 years ago? Are you impressed? Not only am I impressed, I have said, and people scoff at it, he is the Thomas Edison of our time. It's cool, but that's all it is. Not necessarily. It could help avoid accidents and also probably cause some new ones. But even though it's quite amazing, it still a ways off from people owning it. He has spent billions of dollars to make one prototype that has no street legality at all and no real future. But where are you going to drive it? What are you going to say to the Wright Brothers? Where are you going to fly it? It only went 100 yards. Baby steps, guys. That's true. You have to start somewhere. I don't agree with his politics, but when it comes to inventions, my money is on Elon Musk. What about all the inventions that people have criticized that have failed? This could be one of those, too. It could be the Segway, dude. Or it could be the Scrub Daddy. Or the extremely unpopular Scrub Step Daddy. Only time will tell. Kim Kardashian is kicking off her birthday celebrations in the Philippines and it looks insane she doesn't post any pictures with who she's with but I'm assuming it's Louis because there's a romantic dinner situation there's fireworks going off she's going scuba diving so this is a big birthday celebration she'll be 46 backside of 40 yeah she is she's also wearing this dress that literally looks like they just like fished her out of the water it's like all made of rope she is something else if that's 46 good lord no but it's 46 and like a thousand doctor oh come on siobhan this is impressive so what your jealousy is showing no i think it's fine but you're like oh 46 come to me like yes 46 comes if Diddy was digging a tunnel behind a poster of Raquel Welch in his cell at Fort Dix he will now have to start over because he is in a new prison a new federal prison he was transferred from Fort Dix in New Jersey and now he is at FCI Allenwood in Pennsylvania safely away from Doodles yes Doodles the gentleman Diddy got into a bit of a kerfuffle with at Fort Dix which may be one of the reasons he was transferred although one Bureau of Prisons source did tell us that it had to do with him being a not a good inmate oh you mean because he was getting massages and Hennessy and And other fun stuff people who are guests of the state don't usually enjoy. He got busted for having all those goodies and that means they're going to have to crack down on everybody with all those goodies. And I think it stands to reason that they're thinking if people start retaliating against him and he gets very badly hurt or worse, we got an Epstein problem on our hands. Don't you think Fort Dix was just sick of all the drama? Well what are they going to say? Oh, we're just done with this guy. Let's send him somewhere else. Well, now Diddy's totally safe, unless by chance they have TVs at Allenwood. There's a TMZ issue. If you take him to Allenwood and you think, oh, it's Diddy, and you don't know anything about what happened to him at Fort Dix, you're good, you can reset it. What do they watch in prison? TMZ? No, Doodles' brother Poo Poo is over there waiting for, waving his hand on... Don't be making fun of Doodles. Hey, if he wants to poke fun at a Jamaican drug lord, that's his choice, and we will miss him. Bottom line, Diddy should be fine at Allenwood, unless Doodles is also transferred there, in which case, keep your fingers crossed. Britney Spears, out to dinner in New York City. She was at Rin Tin Tin, the restaurant. What's, I haven't heard of Rin Tin Tin. I'm pretty sure it's Italian food. What do they serve there, who? Will you have the shepherd's pie? That's really bad. But she left the restaurant with like scarf covering her face. People said they saw her having around three glasses red wine in the restaurant she left and was chain smoking cigarettes in the back of her car videotaping something on her way out she was not driving she was with anybody yeah she was with bodyguards as well what's rin tin tin was somebody looked at it's a mediterranean restaurant oh mediterranean that's a weird name what is that what a weird name for mediterranean yeah oh it's It's also this old dog. Thank you, Devin. Thanks, Devin. WWE, the wrestling might be fake, but the lawsuits are real. The World Tag Team champs are in the house. The WWE and a WWE wrestler are being sued because one of their wrestlers, Montez Ford, allegedly gave a, quote, unwanted lap dance to a security guard. Yes, it all happened during a live broadcast on Netflix of Monday Night Raw. Montez Ford was making his entrance to the ring with his tag team partner, and he came to the ringside where the security guards sit around, and he started gyrating, dancing, thrusting. The guy does not look happy. And it went on for quite a while. That guy clearly hates fun. But when you're watching this as an audience member, you think that it's just part of the show. But apparently it wasn't, because now he's suing. He claims that after this, he was humiliated. He's been recognized in public. He's been mocked. His own kids went to school. They've been mocked, ridiculed for what happened. The lawsuit contains 14 counts, including assault, battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. So either he doesn't have a case or he definitely doesn't have a case. There is no battery because there was no touching that I saw. That's correct. An assault means the threat of bodily force. I don't know that there is that even. And emotional distress requires a severe kind. This is nothing this is getting 86. It's gay panic. This is gay panic and no that's not when brunch is canceled I had a stripper grind on me and I didn't do anything. Well, that's rude. You're supposed to tip them Joe Jonas made a Pokemon card trade in the middle of his concert. I'm dead. All right So Joe Jonas was on stage in Washington DC and a fan held up a sign that said I will trade you this An old school Mew card for your tambourine. That's a huge card. Mew is the best card. So he was playing with his tambourine literally in the song, threw the tambourine to the girl. Collector. So like this means so much to him and you want this card. I thought this was out. No, it's so bad. Didn't you ever collect cards? Yeah, I mean baseball cards. Do you still have any of your old baseball cards? God, no. Do you have anything from your childhood? I have two things from my childhood. I have my globe with only 49 states. 48 states. That's pretty cool actually and Webster's Dictionary when I was six. Wow, there's a lot of slurs in there Coming up we got Hillary Swank She is pregnant with her third child at the age of 52 which to what I say is why are there a lot of people? Who have kids older? Well, why do you like raising your kids? Yes, but it is a pain in the butt. Do you think you might be sad when that's over? Oh, like an empty nester? Yeah. I don't know. Beethoven makes this seem pretty fun. It's really good. It's great. TMZ online and on your phone 24-7. Coming up. Really unsettling news. The TMZ offices are haunted. Can you cross them? What? Back. Hillary Swank, who's pregnant again at the age of 52. And there's only one thing we gotta ask. Why? Stop it. Who doesn't want to change their baby's diaper and then their own? No, we want to know. What are you craving? I'm so curious about the Rice Krispie Treats. Cute. She wants to snap, crackle, and pop one out. But Hillary's also got a craving for a showdown. There's a woman who wants her to sign the autograph. And you know, a lot of autograph seekers get autographs and put them up for sale online. So ergo, they don't want it personalized, like to so-and-so because it's harder to sell. And this woman clearly doesn't want Hillary to inscribe it. But like Joseph McCarthy, Hillary wants names. What do you want it to be? Do you have a name? Do you know her name? I already wrote two, so can you give me your name? Will you tell me your name? But the standoff continued. So, who's going to give? Hillary or the lady? Eleni. That's my niece's name. Good, maybe she can sell it to her. But at least that's over with, right? What is your name? That's genius. You know what I would do? It's a little dark. My name's Unabomber. And then all of a sudden, it becomes, oh my God, Hilary Swank signed the thing for the Unabomber. Am I wrong? She's not going to sign to the Unabomber. Unless you do it in a phonetic way. Like, my name's Unabomber. So, good to see you, Hilary. And congrats again on the pregnancy on behalf of TMZ and Mr. Unabomber. Hi. Thank you so much. I appreciate your time. So I just brought a couple of tools. Tools? Yes. Ghost hunting tools? Yes. Really unsettling news. The TMZ offices are haunted. So Bridgette Marquardt, she is from the Girls Next Door. She came into the TMZ offices. And now she's doing like a bunch of ghost stuff. And she actually brought in ghost hunting tools. These are called dowsing rods and people have been using these since the beginning of time They can lead you to different things, but we have been using them to contact ghosts We started summoning the dead and I really regret it. Is there anybody here with us that would like to talk? Could you cross these for yes? The rods cross Who was it we don't know we didn't get to the bottom of it. This is a workplace So what you're gonna do if you want to come back from the dead is go to work. Yeah. Well, no, they don't work here They just haunt here and they're like change the snack Harvey get us out of here. Yeah, just five days on the job. The new White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is fired Damn, that was fast, but things seemed fine this morning Because there's Katie, all happy and out on the North Lawn with the press corps, and despite a rocky first briefing... So my president, or excuse me, my husband, that's a good one. Whoopsie! She still came out here to answer all of their questions. Do you have any questions? I'm not taking any questions. Scratch that. No questions. She's still not taking any questions, even though it's sort of the job. But hold on, because she also said... Please get my number, reach out to me. Follow me, text me, email me. But not with questions, just fun memes and stuff. Anyway, she landed in hot water over the fact she's been calling herself a lawyer, even though she never actually passed the bar exam. And it wasn't a good sign when Sean Hannity grilled her about it on his show. You didn't pass the bar exam, correct? Yeah, it was Sean. Okay, answering questions really isn't her thing, is it? I think Trump's gonna 86 her. And guess what, Nostradamus? A few hours later, he did. I said, Katie, you know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to. He said, this is a lot tougher. I said, welcome to the world of Trump. So, thank you for your service, Katie. We still don't know why this happened to you. It's not hard to see why. Okay, we take that back. We do. Bye! I was selling our house on the Sunset Strip. She used to be my neighbor. Yes, she was. This is a house that, it's a really pretty house. It's a compound. 5,900 square feet, five bedrooms, six baths, built in 1926. It's really beautiful. She did a great job on this house. She's listed it for sale for $11,995,000. In other words, $12,000,000. But I think this is a house where she would, you know how she always poses naked on her balcony? She bought it, she bought it. There's a balcony off the back, and that's the one where she's always like half naked, obscured by like tastefully, tastefully nude. Oh, I would buy it just for that. That's a good like, what are you going to do? No, to be on the balcony where she was naked would be kind of fun. Rubbing you something in Toronto. What are you going to do? What are you going to do out there? You can be naked on the balcony. If you tastefully place trees around you, I don't need many. Coming up. So, Northwest is setting the record straight. Her piercings are not real. These piercings are not real? Oh, my God, thank God. Well, a lot of people thought they were real, and it was concerning. The TMZ Celebrity Tour is available to charter for any occasion. birthdays, work events, bar mitzvahs, Earth Day, if that's still a thing. And chances are pretty dang good you're gonna spot a celeb! Right, reality superstar Josh Altman? You guys ever seen Million Dollar Listing? Just lying, just going. So head to TMZtour.com slash charters to get the ball rolling on your customized Arbor Day Tour! Some people celebrate Arbor Day. TMZ Celebrity Tour! These piercings are not real. So, Northwest is setting the record straight. Her piercings are not real. Oh my God, thank God. Well, a lot of people thought they were real, and it was concerning. When she was a baby, dropping her off at school, all she wanted was no, uh, what is this piercing again? Septum. So she's like, everyone thinks that I dress like this and like dress all like emo because of my parents' divorce. You guys can't say, where's the style came? Is the style from the divorce? No, queen. No, but that's a big deal because people went after Kim for letting her mutilate her body. Kim is a good parent. She's a teenage girl. But a teenage girl usually hates her mother. This is a strong relationship. But usually it's because moms don't let their kids express themselves. But then you just rebel. You just wear a big sweatshirt. When you get to school, you're like, the party's begun. What? I broke dress code every day. With what? Like bustiers or anything? Bustiers? Girls wear bustiers. No, they don't. I've gone to a lot of school tours. No one wore a bustier in high school. Who here has been to middle school tours recently? Middle school? Why does it keep getting younger? What? High school? Don't you know that middle school is like... i might risk it when i'm older coming up Shaq is going viral yet again for a video he posted to his TikTok of him hitting the weight room a lot of comments about Shaq how he's looking he's shirtless in the video and then there's people that are pointing out the other parts of it of Shaq so there's some wiener comments there's a lot of wiener comments in the chat yes Shaq is going viral yet again for a video he posted to his TikTok of him hitting the weight room uh the comment section is pretty unhinged uh to be honest it's a lot of comments about Shaq how he's looking um what do you mean is he in good shape sir yeah he looks good he looks good uh he's shirtless in the video and then there's people that are pointing out the other parts of it oh shaq so there's some wiener comments and there's a lot of wiener comments in the chat yes is he wearing tight pants uh he's wearing very loose shorts let him hang oh wow no No, that's not, wait a minute, that's pendulous. That's not a penis. I don't know. I didn't think it was. It's just air. It's just air. They're just big penis. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How old is Shaq? 50 probably. There's a thing with people in their 50s now that they're starting to show like, look at me work out. It's a 50s thing. They work out, get a red horse. They do a whole bunch of things. If only we had someone here in their 50s. Oh, you didn't deny it at all. I didn't. Oh, you didn't deny it at all. I didn't. I didn't. You have checked every box.