The Jason Show: 'Girls' & 'Baywatch' reboots, Great Gerwig's 'Narnia,' Before the Show Show

Three, two, Jason show cold open, take one. It's a really dreary day, so one of you three, give us something positive. Say something positive, give us some good news. We have a fun show today. Jeff, I had two less cups of coffee than I normally do today. Bananas are delicious. Wow, way to bring the creep. Here we go. Let's make it a good- Save your energy, we have an hour to go. We have an hour to go. Welcome to the show, everybody. What's going on today? Oh, this could be the weirdest snack food promotion ever. Pringles is offering the chance to spend eternity in a Pringles can. Did you know that the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in his own iconic invention? It's true. And to honor his undying loyalty, Pringles is challenging their most diehard fans to commit to be buried in a Pringles can, just like him. You heard that right. Pringles is having a contest where the winner gets an urn, not urine, an urn, an urn, not urine, an urn, spelled very similarly, yeah, an urn shaped like a Pringles can. that's yeah and that's exactly how the inventor of the pringles can you heard that was laid to rest dude died in 08 and that's how he was buried and all of you in the audience now wait till the show's done i need you to pay attention but later on you can enter at onceyoudrop.com basically the marketing department at pringles said hey how can we make death stackable you know what i mean like how good were you he liked that one Falun thanks girl from snack food to fast food uh here's a here's another crazy promotion this time from our good friends at chipotle i call it from Chipotle audience look at this look at this look at this yeah yeah huge this is real the chain is offering you the chance to win a mega sized version of its takeout bag that's right it's called this is not a joke the big bleep chipotle bag yeah the bag the bag is follow me here three feet wide two feet tall and a foot deep nice and that portion size is still normal for me yeah that's right it's my chipotle order you can enter to win uh on the app today on the show my friend uh my friends my review of a new netflix hit an anniversary many of you will remember and people have a lot to say a lot to say in our mailbag i always have a lot to say to her and it's all nice it's fallon hello beautiful how you doing good so you get to choose then the container that you want for your urn of any product what's it gonna be a kentucky fried chicken bucket it was gonna be something from red lobster panda express or olive garden like i feel like those that's your like holy trinity of like take out you it is no i would do the red lobster they put the cheddar bay biscuits in this sleeve uh with the little lobster i would maybe put my ashes in there but yeah other than that no i'm good how about you uh probably like a diet coke bottle diet coke i can just imagine yeah what's that oh it's fallon yeah what's that what's that diet coke oh that's just fallon sitting on the uh sitting on the a crispy dc yeah just right right there can i tell you first of all you look i love this you look beautiful thank you you look really nice today yeah you look great fallon i gotta i didn't have time to tell y'all yesterday you know i'm cursed uh i'm i'm i'm absolutely cursed with people that sit by me on planes and and and restaurants and and theater i always sit next to morons and i and i and then but you benefit because i get to tell you about it fallon what hand hand oprah this is the truth so i didn't get to tell you yesterday because i wanted to tell you about my girlfriend holly so i didn't i couldn't tell you this story so y'all know i told you yesterday i was in nashville so i was flying back yesterday i flew back on monday and um and i board the plane great orlando based crew i always like to celebrate the service folks hello crew especially you Devita you sassy little minx davida was our flight leader and she was sassy and she's seattle based davida i love you and you'll see why i love her in three two so i'm seated uh we got an upgrade so i'm uh i'm in row one and then a colin colin is in the row next to me we're both on the aisle okay and i'm sitting we're both watching we're both watching the great british bake-off on our ipad yeah anyway so yeah we're sitting yeah we're watching and then all of a sudden i'm watching and i get an alert from colin i'm like you're right here like you're just right here and he goes check out the person next to you and check out the person next to me and i look to my left and i look to my both of these people and leo stay on camera five both of these people have their feet up on the wall like like like this with their dirty feet on the wall and it's the woman by him so we have you know wally winda oh wally windy and then i have you know a wall climber uh clyde next to me and i'm like oh what are the chances in first class you have nothing but leg room what are they doing i don't know okay but that's the least of the problems so because both of them were very nice so i'm sitting there an audience listen to this my mom was so i told my mom she was all worked up you will agree this is so rude i'm i'm looking at my ipad and as you guys know i was over over the weekend i was in nashville for a work trip that I can't tell you about because the show that I was there to visit the set of hasn't debuted yet so I have to keep it a secret I'll tell you eventually I am sitting here looking at the photos from the set of where I was at and I'm going through the photos and I'm and I have my AirPods in the international sign of leave me the hell alone so I'm flipping the photos and all of a sudden the guy next to me does this sir and I'm like first of all don't touch me and number two and number two and I take this earpiece out and I go hello yeah I go yes hello yeah and I'm like is he gonna offer me you know some nuts or something I'm like what are you doing like you have an extra vodka soda like you know what do you want and he goes uh he goes where'd you do that at looking at my screen you creeper yeah that means he probably saw the text call and sent you two so I look at him and I I did this I did it once over I went like this I go yeah and I go for work close my thing and I pull my iPads and I'm like no no nosy Nelly okay if you're gonna do it like I mean I've some people have like the craziest large font on their phone have I read their text yeah I'm nosy but I would never be like so who's Judy you know what you act like you don't know no I I got 30 seconds I know I can tell this in 30 seconds rappy windy over there anyway yeah anyway uh so we get done and you know how you land this is where DeVita comes in you know how you guys land and you can't still take off your seat belt until you get parked in the parking spot and that little happens and the flight attendant's like welcome to Toronto so we're sitting there the ding doesn't happen and this guy we're we're we're parked but the ding hasn't happened he comes from like row five and runs up he's like a young dude and his friend is in the back and this is what she screams from her seat we got a whizzer what is that we got fizzer let him through and i'm like oh my god she's announcing to the flight that the dude has to pee oh okay and i'm like okay ew yeah freaking davida this is the end of the story guy walks past the flight attendants who are still buckled into their seat into the jump seat and davida goes like this this is illegal like this this is illegal and he laughs at her davida was not having it She comes out of the potty after he's done whizzing, and he walks by, and Davida goes, what you just did was illegal. Yeah. And then she starts laughing, and Davida goes, it ain't funny. No. And I'm like, oh, my God, whizzer. I'm like, seriously. He was about to pee himself. I get it. But you can't do it. You can't do it. No. Oh, God, I'm cursed. Anyway, we'll be right back with a hot dish. Back in a moment, everybody. Hot Dish today, coming up in just a little bit. Is it the end of Guillermo on Dancing with the Stars? All will be revealed. Then, the Jason Show Watch Club. I will review Josh Hartnett's new show below. Then, the mailbag. We're going to call this constructive criticism, and y'all have a lot to say. And they are the moments you don't see. It's the best of the Jason Show before the show show, when the Jason Show continues. See you, Liz. time for the hot dish let's do it come on everybody let's do some hot topics it's a bittersweet moment on dancing with the stars last night yeah you know what i'm gonna say we're gonna get to that in a minute but first the scores keep rising especially for paralympian ezra freck let's look yeah yeah yeah what is it every guy has to reveal his chest at some point during the show i think it is every single like week it's someone ripping their shirt off well if i looked like that i would go to walmart like that you know what i mean i would yeah lots of people who don't look like that go to walmart very true yeah good touche yeah ezra scored a 36 out of 40 the same score jenna dewan got but we're not going to show jenna dewan because jeff doesn't want to because he thinks it's unfair that she's a dancer jeff goes i refuse to show her anyway yeah actress julia stiles has been in the middle of the pack all season but her jazz routine last night did score big let's look if you all want some fun go go google how many uh uh songwriters are on uh jenny from the block it'll crack you up because literally the lyrics are i'm still i'm still i'm still jenny from the block used to have a little now i have a lot i'm still i'm still i'm still jenny from the block and there are like 17 writers on that song anyway yeah i digress don't come for j-lo i know yeah yeah i know you do i love her now the sad news after weeks of surviving his low scores Kimmel's sidekick Guillermo did his final dance he got the best score that he's ever had he got a 22 but it wasn't enough and Guillermo went home his partner's about to give birth she was probably like I was guaranteed a two-week run get me off I know I know she's like I can't like they probably the costumes are probably hard he's probably changing every single week i know and so miserable at that point but i mean he brought so much i mean it was i get it and i used to complain about people like in the category of guillermo of like just a popularity contest but who cares like kids loved him everyone of all ages loved him they were voting they were and if i'm abc yeah i am cutting him a very large check yeah give guillermo a bonus man give him a bonus you're you owe him a lot give him a big check sticking with tv next up dig out that high-cut red swimsuit and book a spray tan baywatch is back and we no no no no no no no audience we got the full trailer now it just dropped and it is exactly what you think it is this is Buchanan, we have a claim down that was 9 to 13 on me Coast Guard's inbound for support. Welcome back. We didn't want you to miss the boat ride. We have come to the end of television. We have. Yeah. This is it. This is it. This is it. To quote Weezer from Steel Magnolias, this is it. I have found it. I am in hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stephen Amell stars. He's one of the 14 shirtless dudes. As Hobie, his name Hobie. Yeah. he's the son of uh don't hassle the Hoff's character it premieres uh in january on fox yeah january is usually pretty slow for me so i am ready isn't that when the pit comes back the pit and Baywatch i know right yeah no all all joking aside we were talking about this in the meeting it is brilliant of the producers of this show because what this is it's just those 9-1-1 shows but on a beach that's all this is like ridiculous things with side boob yeah it's gonna be great yeah yeah yeah it's 9-1-1 with side boob that's right fox can use that with the in the promo line look i'll i'll watch just to see i mean we gotta watch for the show that'll be funny yeah i want that i'm gonna actually watch the show and not just the clips we show on our show for this one are you sincerely gonna watch this what channel is it on again fox then yes then yes our show yes i was yeah leo take camera five was her not me Next, a TV shocker. We know reboots are popular but no one, no one saw this coming. Okay, so we used to spend like every summer together, you know, doing this thing that we do, making this show, and is it is it something that you would want to do again are you, are you free next summer? I mean, as long it's not too much of a commitment, I'm not doing like a year. Yeah, summer's one, summer's worth. I can't tell what I'm hearing right now so I'm just gonna ask, are you in? I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. What's up? Okay, well okay, mid-clap on that one anyway that's the cast of the HBO comedy hit Girls reuniting and announcing new episodes of the show, Lena Dunham. Nobody in this audience cares at all but Eric, I know if you're at home wondering who's clapping? It's Erin Schwab, our audience coordinator. That's right, Lena Dunham created and starred in the series that ran for six seasons on HBO, ended in 2017. They plan to make just five new episodes, uh and uh, here's the big question is Adam Driver coming back? Uh, survey says no, there's no chance, there's no chance after the book. Yeah, so I, I actually read Lena's book this year. She's a lot of momentum, she's doing this she's done like a couple of movies and she also is uh doing 10 Things I Hate About You for Broadway which I think will be really great but um i saw this i i predicted this was going to happen because everyone was so excited and it's having kind of a resurgence online like clips are going viral again and things and people are having a newfound respect for Lena so i'm not surprised they're doing it but yeah there's after her book i and also the path of Adam's career i can't imagine he would come back i wonder if fans want this they do the people who actually and i get so Aaron is leading the applause like a story that's negative about me yes no their fan base does want it for sure like yeah because it's the and just like that question do we really need to catch up I mean, but I didn't watch it, so that's why I'm legitimately asking the question, because I'm not a fan. Girls was interesting for me, because, so I did watch it. I was, like, of the age that, and I didn't relate to any character, but it's because I grew up in Indiana, and these, and I'm telling you, the girls and the people on the show and what they were dealing with in New York, I'm like, I didn't know a single person that dealt with any of these issues. Yeah. And so I didn't find the characters relatable. The way they're written, none of them are really likable, except for kind of one, So it makes it makes it hard to overly like them. But yeah, the biggest thing I grew up in Indiana, too. And the biggest thing we needed to worry about at that time of life was what security going to remove us from the massage parlor parking lot? You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, we're from different parts of Indiana. My God, that is not what my issue was. You know what we had for a small town of forty five thousand. We had like 18 massage parlors and we as teenagers knew there was more than massages happening in those. so we we within our friend group had a mission to try to get into the massage parlor and steal something to prove we made it to the bathroom in there so one time one time my friends megan and and she dressed up like nuns because we figured they couldn't say no to nuns so they walked into one of the massage parlors and asked to use the potty as nuns and they turned them down they turned the nuns down yeah it swiftly went out of business after what they call a raid anyway this is like so different than my indiana experience very different i like it though good for you next it's the most popular show on netflix right now and i uh got a chance to start it last night it's time again for the jason show watch club other talk shows do book clubs not us 17 million people watched the new show Below following its debut last week. Here's what it's about. Josh Hartnett, who's kind of having a renaissance, it's like the Josh-a-sance, stars as a fisherman in Canada dealing with a terrifying mystery below. Now, I promised security guard Ryan that I would not ruin this show for him and you. So I'm not going to say a lot about the plot. I want you to discover this all for yourself. what i will tell you is my review i have watched two episodes and it is good i small l love it it is a mix if you're wondering what the recipe is like a relatable it is a little jaws it has elements of jaws and it most certainly has elements of the apple tv hit this year widow's B, okay, um it's a little bit of that and a touch of Stranger Things but it has a whole lot of Jaws is it quirky? Like very quirky, okay, very quirky and it has really good cliffhangers like the end of the first episode, at the end of the first episode you're like, what? and then there's a cliffhanger at the end of the second episode, all right, that makes me which I think is smart in the for the producers and makes me want to come back to it, exactly, so I give it like a right now like a B, okay, a solid B and yeah, my friend Colleen finished it and said it doesn't Ryan Murphy, which means it ends well, okay, it ends really well so good, I've just, I have a movie I'm gonna watch today on Amazon Prime, I'll add that to my list, yeah, it's called Below on Netflix, more to come when we return back in a moment, Below TSR time to the Jason show, hit that subscribe button more just for you, the woman who created a sensation with the Barbie movie a few years ago is back with another movie, this time based on a legendary children's book, we're getting our first look at Greta Gerwig's Narnia The Magician's Nephew, February 12th, the movie is based on one of the books in the Chronicles of Narnia series by legendary author C.S. Lewis Netflix will release it in theaters in February and then it will stream on Netflix in April get this audience to get the rights to Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven Greta had to screen the movie for Jimmy Page and Robert Plant before they would agree to give the rights over to the music yeah i was gonna say i feel like that song alone if that's supposed to set the theme for us shows a very different angle on a chronicles of narnia than we've ever seen can i tell you and i don't say this uh braggy i have a very large television in my basement and i have a surround sound system that i i'm this is i'm a very much a dude this way and i have a i have these light strips around my tv that that duplicate the colors of whatever's on my tv watching that trailer i have never done mushrooms before but i think i have now i think i after watching that in my basement i was like what is this what shrooms feel like yeah maybe it was crazy so you're all i'm taking this whole audience to my basement after uh yeah after the show we'll watch that trailer on repeat i was gonna say well usually when they're like they say a movie's gonna come out like a month or two later on streaming i'm like i can wait i'm cheap but i feel like that already feels like one you would want to see in the theater screen yeah absolutely next in the dish if you were alive in the 80s there's a very good chance uh that you remember what happened on this day back in 1987 today is the day that 18 month old uh little girl named Jessica McClure fell down a well in her family's backyard in Texas baby Jessica was trapped for two and a half days as the world watched on TV she was rescued after 58 hours after 58 hours yeah fallon you were young this was one of those first breaking news events as a kid that i remember i remember Peter Jennings coming on and Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather and and stayed with it for days i mean for hours and hours and hours how old was she like 18 months old yeah how did they get her out like was it a person that went down or did they end up somehow getting her i i think it was a person i don't remember but yeah and i gotta tell you i mean look she's fine oh girl got a million dollars she's in a little bit of trouble recently but anyway she's fine but i have so many questions it's fine well maybe they maybe they can be answered because i have to tell you colin's uncle steve who lives in la uh And he is one of my favorite, he's an actor, good friends of Tim Roth. Uncle Steve wrote a musical about baby Jessica, are you ready? Are you ready? And the musical is called, well, she's fine. I'd love to hear the original cast recording, I really would, yeah. Two years after her rescue, ABC aired a TV movie about the ordeal, watch this. I can't see her, what's her name? Jessica, her name's Jessica. Jessica, Jessica. Honey, can you hear me? long she's been down there it's okay ma'am we're gonna help you get her out because we're so bad in the eighties, what the well looked like, I'm imagining like a oh it's small oh it was very small you've got to look this story up i feel like i've heard of this but i i didn't i just imagined like the old your classic disney well no all right it was a small well yeah a small well i don't know why i'm saying that over and over again yeah Bo Bridges and Patti Duke starred in everybody it was called everybody's baby well everyone felt oh that's right yeah uh along with some of the real life uh rescuers as well yeah it was it no seriously back in that era it was everywhere and other than that and like in my you know in my early years that and obviously the bronco chase were some of the big first breaking news events that you remember like in the 80s mine was the balloon boy where the dad lied remember that yeah they made a whole they made a good documentary out of that we're gonna take a break that's the dish we'll be right back back in a moment he creates a beautiful cover image for like YouTube every day and the one he has today is you kicking your leg in the air reminds me of the Molly Shannon character she's like so many of you take time out of your day to write our show we really do appreciate it and your messages yeah we do and even though it may take us a bit i mean because we're a very small staff there's like two and a half of us oh yeah your messages do not sincerely go unnoticed it's time to open the mailbag do it Leo okay and we actually have a theme today constructive criticism this isn't all the staff loves this yeah and this is an all email edition of the mailbag Falun are you ready yeah okay first we're going to start the positive some love from our good friends in San Francisco we love people there treat us very well okay we uh Suzanne writes i love your show it's shown here in San Francisco at 1 p.m i'm so enjoying you and your uh sidekick Falun you're both so genuine i also love your non-agenda show it's so refreshing thank you very much yeah thank you and we don't do politics we don't do politics obviously we care about the world we care about things but that's uh go watch NewsHour if you want that anyway yeah next um oh wow one good one you went right to the critique thanks Jeff next we're gonna go to what executive producer Jeff refers to as light critiques wait are we building up for a strong critique yes okay this one's from a viewer in Washington hi Connie i stumbled over your show at midnight one Sunday that's where that's what time they show us i don't I live in Olympia, Washington. I am mostly enjoying your show, usually streaming it. Connie then offers a list, some feedback. Number one, your logo, beautiful colors. In my opinion, the J needs to be brighter and more prominent. Yeah, you know what? She's got a point. That's a dark purple. Number two, please pronounce Los Angeles the way Westerners do. Los Angeles, not Los Angeles. please. Another another great point, Condog. Thank you. Yeah. Leave me alone, Falun. And number three, please use the pronouns I and me correctly. If someone in your sphere of influence can't help help you use them correctly, I'd be happy to help. Can I tell you, this is what I love and hate about my staff. And that is the when they clap the loudest and laugh the loudest, Bjorn, it's usually when it's something bad about me. That's fantastic. Yeah. Next. Meeting. Next, next. More constructive criticism. Oh, this is a fun exercise. Christy from Iowa wrote, I watch your show every day. The one thing that bugs me about the set are those two ugly vases. The light purple one and the white one. They look cheap and totally the wrong color. Yeah. In my opinion, it should be a darker purple. And get rid of the white one. You are a classy guy and Falun is so beautiful. i just think i just don't think they complement both of you please change them i got give me the purple give me the purple one so uh leo stand six no no leo go back to six oh it matches nice on my hair though it's like a little little hair accessory give it to me give it to me eric grab the camera leo take eric's camera here we go fine i i'm fine here we go i'm not gonna break I paid for them yeah here you go I love a I love a woman with a horse on her sweater there we go there you go you get to take those home there we go there we go what was her name what was the woman's name Christie hope you're happy doesn't need anything your beauty in this shot is enough i want something keep the emails coming we'll be right back back in a moment she's rejecting this It's not tacky at all, is it? No. It's our new table decoration. It is... Welcome back. It's the unscripted live show that happens every day before the actual TV show. We call it the Jason Show Before the Show Show. And you can stream it live on YouTube and Facebook on our page around 915 Central and Mountain. And it's time again to look back at some of the craziness from last week. Greetings, Earthlings. And welcome to the Jason Show Before the Show Show. What don't you understand about grilling? I don't, here's the problem. My condo where I live, we're not allowed to have gas grills. And so I've never turned on a gas grill in my life. How about natural gas? There are other ways around it. I don't know. No, we can't, we're not allowed. But I get it. But if you live in a condo, check. If you can't use propane, you can use natural gas sometimes. Where am I going to get a natural gas line? I don't know, look around your building. No, there is no natural gas line. Are you sure? Yes. Look on your deck. Yeah. Well, then use charcoal briquettes. That's not allowed either. Oh, where do you live? Well, because of fire concerns. Do you live in North Korea? Is your condo in North Korea? Yes. Like googly goo. No, because there's fire worries. So we're not allowed to. Okay. That's why you got to learn how to turn on the grill. Even if you could grill, would you? probably not see why i don't know i'm worried about like house explosions and and starting a fire you can control how hot it gets yeah the propane there's a that's what the dials are for i have an oven i have a i have an air fryer it's faster than it's faster than an oven oh yeah walk outside don't you love don't you love the woody goodness don't ever say that Smoky goodness. The smoky, woody- Charred a little bit. Of grilled meat. Yeah, when other people make it for me. I won't say whom. I might tell the story on the air today. But somebody that I know was getting ready to move out of a house, and it was an older house. And they're sitting watching TV, and they had a drop ceiling. And all of a sudden, they saw a little hand waving from the drop ceiling tile. And it was a little raccoon. and it was a squirrel and a raccoon up there and they're waving a little hand. Can you imagine if I was sitting watching TV with Colin and a little raccoon hand, like a little squirrel hand came from the drop ceiling, out. I would have moved that day. I would leave all my belongings behind. I'm never coming back. I'm never coming back. If a little squirrel, it was a squirrel. She was sitting watching TV and from the drop ceiling there is a little squirrel hand. What does a squirrel hand look like in relation to a raccoon hand? Well, the same. I'm just saying a little furry hand came from the ceiling. How many fingers do they have? I don't know. How many fingers does a squirrel have? I don't know. How many fingers does a squirrel have? We're real smart. Does it really matter how many they have? Four? And a small hidden thumb on each paw. Human hand? Small human? I mean, small? It's a hidden thumb? Eric, did you know squirrels have a hidden thumb? Can they snap their fingers like we do? Probably not, because it's hidden. A little squirrel gang? Smoking cigarettes? Wearing leather jackets? The Jets? Like C. Thomas Howell in E.T.? Deep cut reference there. Friend of the show now. We claim him. C. Thomas Howell. You can watch the Jason Show Before the Show show live at 915 on our YouTube and Facebook pages. I like the new coffee table. We'll be right back. Just read Chicken at Falun's House. Thanks to our... On the show, actors Steve Zahn and Rick Gomez are in our studio talking about their new series about Kentucky food and culture. Join us in studio. Head to eventbrite.com and search The Jason Show. We'll be right back. Back in a moment. Welcome back. Our new coffee table ornament here. All kidding aside, this was done, And a very sweet audience member back here asked, I don't mind giving him a shameless plug. Our old friend Dax Holt was on Shark Tank. You know, Dax Holt from TMZ. Dude was on Shark Tank, won Shark Tank. I didn't know that part. Yeah. And he started a business called Trophy Smack and makes custom trophies for, like, fantasy football leagues and bowling leagues and gay bowling leagues and right, Bjorn? And, yeah. So now, and this came from him. So, yeah, there we go. That's so awesome. This thing's taller than you are, Falun. Most things are, yeah. I'm pretty short, so. But now we just got to, Jeff, we got to go to HomeGoods or something and get a Christy-approved vase or something. Let's just, I'll just, no, I'll just go through Jason's house and take a few things. I'll bring. I've done that before. You've done that before. Yeah. That is going to do it for us. If you want to come see us, go to Eventbrite.com or the Eventbrite app. Scan that QR code that's going to pop up on your screen in just a few seconds. And don't forget, support Falun's radio show, Falun, Colton, Jenny on the iHeart app and my radio show, The Jason Matheson Show with Colleen Lindstrom wherever you get your podcasts. That's going to do it for us. Thanks to this great audience. Thanks to you. If you're watching and you're a kid that's being bullied, go out there and be yourself because nobody can tell you you're doing it wrong.